I had this dream about Ally and a shirt

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So yesterday morning the alarm clock goes off unexpectedly. I had stayed up very late online that night and didn't think the alarm was on. So I've only been asleep for a few hours.

So I go over and hit the snooze button and I think, "unggh, oh yeah, have to [something] the shirt for Ally."

This happened a few times, hitting the snooze button and sleeping a few more minutes, then feeling all guilty about not getting up to [something] the shirt for Ally. Then, eventually, after maybe an hour, I am finally awake enough to think, "What the fuck am I talking about? Did I have some shirt-based conversation with Ally at some point? Why on earth would I be responsible for a shirt for Ally?"

Anyway, any idea what that was all about?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 30 June 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://content.rollingstone.com/content/2875/Images/00316914.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

You had to, ah, WASH it.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 30 June 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And why are you complaining about her again, Alex?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 June 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally should know better than to trust me to wash a shirt.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 30 June 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps you are to remove it.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally shouldn't trust me to do that. What good is likely to come of it? I will stand there going "boobies!" and making "wubbawubbawubba" noises. It will be no fun for either of us.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 30 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds super fucking fun! Man, that's the best response to the abrupt revealing of a pair of boobs I've ever read. Congratulations.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 30 June 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

And why are you complaining about her again, Alex?

I'll stop complaining about Shania when she's dead.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

If only the uh-oh disco bear was involved somehow.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 30 June 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

QUINN'S WITH A HOOKER! UH OH!

Alex, I'll have you know I also have that shirt, along with the infamous Ramones shirt. WHAT SAY YOU NOW?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Ally, you're not Shania, and I know for a fact that you possess knowledge of the unbriddled ferocity of RÖCK, therefore you are welcome -- nay, encouraged -- sport such rock-adorned textiles.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"RÖCK"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 June 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://lundissimo.info/imgs/danceteria/images/840620-NoEntiendes.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

But Alex--how do you know I am not SHania?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

But Alex--how do you know I am not SHania?

Because I'm OMNISCIENT!

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa, I had no idea Russell Crowe was omniscient! Is there anything he can't do?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

he's apparently unable to distinguish whether or not ed harris is actually in the room with him

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 30 June 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

That's understandible though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://lundissimo.info/imgs/danceteria/images/831014-GeniusIdiot.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, now you're just being rude! Don't make me bust out the Joker on your ass. Just don't.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.sprynet.com/~wdwells/tranhar1.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

AT MY SIGNAL HONOUR THE FIRE!!!!!

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― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I should be so lucky to actually resemble the estimable Mr.Crowe,.....but I frankly doubt it. What I actually look like....

http://www.misera.net/ail/galleries/alexinlondon/alex2.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

See, the thing is, Russell Crowe doesn't post extremely drunken pictures of himself all over the internet.

Actually, he probably does. I take it back.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

He shouts at people to do it for him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

God, Russell Crowe is my hero.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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