― Tom, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Destroy: Macho fools who decide to eat phaals when they're sleeping on the same poorly sanitated boat as me later.
― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Emma, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Is this a real word?
For sundries, search poori.
Lentils, RickyT??? YOU HIPPY!!!
― Sarah, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Dansaks are good. To be honest, all curry is good. No, let me qualify that - all vegetarian curry is good. From my experience that whole world of cuisine is way better for vegetarian food than for meat based ones.
I'd agree that phalls are for the stupid. Do you reckon phall is Hindi for wanker, and the dish was invented to make fun of tourists (like that putrescent sharkmeat the Icelanders allegedly eat)?
― DV, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Who else is a curry woos BTW? I couldn't eat a Jalfrezi last time I tried. Sheesh.
No Sarah. Vegetables. Suggest a trip to Rasa.
― Nick, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tim, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
And who could possibly forget Madonna's classic hit single of the 80's, "Poppadom Preach"?
Curry is the food of the gods. I'm hitting Brick Lane on Thursday - it's been almost two weeks and I'm getting severe withdrawal symptoms. Nothing beats a balti lamb madras, then again I simply adore chicken jalfrezi, dhansak, vegetarian thali, rogon ghosht, and the occasional prawn vindaloo. Then I'm in heaven.
― Trevor, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Further proof of my curry apostasy - my favourite curry house is in REIGATE.
That, Dastoor, is a big pile of RUBBIDGE!!
Ohhhh, the smell of cooking curry.
Home made curries are something to be proud of. I once made the BEST chicken korma EVER. Of course, the next time I tried it I created a disgusting and burnt mess, but seeing as I was in a Final Fantasy 8 haze, I could have been eating the pet dog with a bit of tomato ketchup on for all I knew, blinding shovelling in the pilau rice.
Thoughts on Bombay Potatoes? Can be very nice but it depends on how they're made. Don't think they have ever been ordered in curry house. What about dips too? Chutneys etc? Mango chutney yum yum.
― Jonnie, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Oh dear, there's a hole in my shoe...
That mint chutney, why is it always orange or yellow?
― nathalie, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ronan, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Ronan, what exactly do you mean by shite food? Normally when I am drunk I eat either quiche or KFC. Does that count?
I contend that no vegetable curry deserving of the name has ever been composed entirely from root vegetables. I repeat that the term vegetable can refer to things other than merely root vegetables.
Shouldn't you be photocopying a novel or something?
Obviously if we saw animal vegetable and mineral as a continuum these sectarian disputes would be a thing of the past.
Oh now she tells us.
The rat in the dish is my favourite bit! Oh yes, Shampan's is still going strong Nath, albeit under new management, me and Neil have been there several times since. It takes more than a few rat droppings to upset our hardy constitutions - we even took Judy there, of course we only mentioned the scandal *after* she'd finished her meal. [wicked laughter]
I think you had something with coconut in it (Chicken Bhuna, perhaps?), hence me pulling a face every time you breathed in my general direction. ;-)
Tim makes a decent curry, as far as I recall, so speaks with some authority on this subject.
Oh, and Sarah: lentils don't have to be hippy food or indeed vegetarian. In Spain they have (green/brown) lentils stewed with big chunks of bacon and sausage and tomato, which I remember being very excellent from way back when I ate meat and my mother used to make it.
― Mark Morris, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
My big problem with curry houses at present is that I have a favourite curry house. It is so darned good, and my favourite by such a long way, that I can barely bring myself to eat curry elsewhere. It's most unfortunate.
― katie, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
i think this is all leading up to the ILE BRICK LANE CURRY NIGHT - when???
― kate, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Although you know, if anyone wants to cook me a veggie curry, they're more than welcome.
ILE Brick Lane Curry Night - I have the number for Cafe Naz programmed into my mobile, so tip me the wink and I'll reserve nine millions places and warn them to stock plenty of Becks/Smirnoff Ice. Curry + Power Shandy. YES!
― Pete, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― cabbage, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
There's a hugely successful vegetarian Indian restaurant that I frequent nearby. 95% of the clientele is Indian, but apparently they're missing *the point* of their cuisine.
― Andy, Tuesday, 18 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
I don't usually eat breakfast, incidentally you durty vicar you.
Anyway there is nothing against veggie-ness. I've had some very nice tasting vegetarians HUR HUR HUR yawn kill me now...
onionsgheegarlicgingerhottest chillis you can standcumincoriandertumerictomatospeppersaltyoghurtlime juicefresh coriander
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 5 June 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
OK in that case you need Goan curries; it's where vindaloo was invented BUT most of the others have FIYAH.
― 502 Bad Gateway (suzy), Friday, 5 June 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
is right, Viva goa up here in crypal does *really* good pork curries, with plenty hot sauce
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Saturday, 6 June 2009 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link
I have a deathly hangover today and can't concentrate on even the most basic cooking destructions, so I'm doing an improv curry that is half remembered from previous dhansak and bhuna recipes. Just made a marinade of ground cinnamon, mustard seeds, fennel seeds, cumin seeds, garlic and ginger w/ greek yoghurt for the chicken. Just shamble along and see how this shit turns out.
― calzino, Sunday, 16 July 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link
R U still alive??
Have been making curries for a few years now but still haven't the courage to veer too far off piste, even though most every curry I make uses the same spices in varying amounts.
― Shanty Brunch (stevie), Monday, 17 July 2017 09:13 (six years ago) link
As long as you know roughly how much chilli you like, and don't go overboard on the cumin there's a limit to how badly you can go wrong even if you do end up basically improvising. Fresh coriander + fresh lime juice is a winning combination though.
― Matt DC, Monday, 17 July 2017 09:28 (six years ago) link
It turned out pretty tasty tbh, and I have some left which I will be re-heating with some Bombay Potatoes and Pilau Rice for tea. I am just a happy amateur in the kitchen really, with enthusiasm much outweighing talent. My off piste template for curries tends be meat/chicken in marinade overnight, added to cooked onions/tomatoes w/spices and usually I add chick-peas or some nice borlotti beans.
Even if the results wouldn't always please the purists, I always enjoy the process, like grinding up those seeds in the pestle and taking in the amazing aromas etc
― calzino, Monday, 17 July 2017 09:39 (six years ago) link
I bought this Kamla Dhaya vegetarian curry cookbook from the Asian supermarket a few years back. The instructions were a little too vague and assuming of competence/knowhow for me at the time. Need to go back too it, cos apparently she is a curry grand master.
― calzino, Monday, 17 July 2017 09:55 (six years ago) link
Shamefaced to admit that I just can't really F with chilli at all - the powder, at least. Have a lovely Keralan recipe from Maunikha Gowardhan's website (http://maunikagowardhan.co.uk/cook-in-a-curry/, all her recipes are ace) that in theory should be mild, and which my partner loves, but which I can only really consume after I've stirred lots and lots of yoghurt into the mix.
Calzino, your posts have me checking to see if it's lunch yet and sadly, no it is not.
― Shanty Brunch (stevie), Monday, 17 July 2017 10:03 (six years ago) link
I have developed hard calluses on my left finger and thumb (from much chopping and mincing), and when they crack sometimes, chopping chillies is burning murder. I once thought of getting some disposable latex gloves for this purpose, but dismissed the idea as extravagant first world ponciness! But otherwise I couldn't contemplate life without chillies.
― calzino, Monday, 17 July 2017 12:06 (six years ago) link
Noooooo. My aunts would never chop scotch bonnets, etc without gloves.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 17 July 2017 12:13 (six years ago) link
what type of gloves does she use?
― calzino, Monday, 17 July 2017 12:14 (six years ago) link
Disposable latex iirc. It's not worth the risk of absent-mindedly rubbing your eye after chopping them without.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 17 July 2017 12:17 (six years ago) link
Lol! I've done that a few times, probably should start using gloves.
― calzino, Monday, 17 July 2017 12:19 (six years ago) link
I've just found a 100 pack for less than £6, so that will do nicely.
― calzino, Monday, 17 July 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link
What do people think of buying sprigs of coriander banded together vs buying a growing coriander. I'm starting to think the former is the better option these days.
― calzino, Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link
needs and availability tend to dictate this, I have no preference otherwise. if you buy the sprigs you don't have to throw away a plant pot
― ogmor, Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link
unless you are shopping at ocado (who box them up for protection) they tend to get crushed, which cancels out the benefits of freshness they are supposed to have. Also daily trips to the local shop for it are depriving the man!
― calzino, Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
never seen much benefit in potted herbs tbh, would rather just buy fresh bunches as necessary
― In Search of the Turricle's Navel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
Have never succeeded in making a potted herb survive. But I struggle with bunches of coriander at the turkish shops round my way because, though I can easily discern their flavours I have literally no ability to tell the difference between parsley and coriander by smell.
― Senator Luther Strange (stevie), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
the leaves are slightly different?
― just sayin, Thursday, 27 July 2017 04:57 (six years ago) link
parsley is pointier but they do look very similar
― ogmor, Thursday, 27 July 2017 08:19 (six years ago) link
I've taken to putting some of this in curries (and everything else) when I can't be bothered to chop fresh chilli and it's good:
https://www.chilliworld.com/mr-naga-hot-pepper-pickle
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 27 July 2017 08:41 (six years ago) link
herbs are v frustrating to me. i love them and use them as much as possible but the packeted kind often go rotten v quickly. i feel like i waste more money on herbs than anything else.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 July 2017 09:10 (six years ago) link
I was thinking back to when I first started making curries a few years back, and was meticulously separating the coriander leaves from the stalks with some scissors, one by one. Maunika Gowardhan, would would have said: wtf are you actually doing? and then chopped up the job-lot up in 30 seconds with a knife!
― calzino, Thursday, 27 July 2017 09:34 (six years ago) link
i hate when recipes say "leaves only" - who really cares if there are a few stalks in there?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 July 2017 09:39 (six years ago) link
Fresh herbs keep really well in a ziploc bag ime
― just sayin, Thursday, 27 July 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link
good tip, i'll give that a go.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 July 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link
put a paper towel in the bag with them
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 27 July 2017 11:00 (six years ago) link
full knowledge bomb on this mother today! thnx.
― calzino, Thursday, 27 July 2017 11:13 (six years ago) link
#lifehacks
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 July 2017 11:13 (six years ago) link
Coriander grows very slowly, smells like a stink bug, and you can only use a young plant's leaves. Hence, I buy sprigs. Most curry recipes call for huge quantities of cilantro anyway, so you don't have to keep it in the fridge for too long.
― Wes Brodicus, Thursday, 27 July 2017 11:30 (six years ago) link
I know I know but I just can't tell the difference!
― Senator Luther Strange (stevie), Sunday, 30 July 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link
Fold herbs into a slightly damp kitchen towel and keep in fridge
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link
Maunika's recipes are brilliant
― Senator Luther Strange (stevie), Sunday, 30 July 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
yeah, Maunika's recipes and videos are so ace. I did her Chicken Biryani recipe this week. I didn't have any mint but it still turned out very nice. I like how she encourages much garlic, none of this 1 or 2 cloves nonsense. And she got me putting saffron into warm milk, which is a new approach for me.
― calzino, Sunday, 30 July 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
word to the wise: asafoetida
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 30 July 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link
Meera Sodha’s Christmas recipe for vegan achari brussels sprout curry | The new vegan https://t.co/79N6NxtaaD via @guardianfood— Guardian Feast (@GuardianFeast) December 21, 2019
I love the simplicity of this one, going to do it later because I'm flat out fucked with a cold and need an easy day.
― calzino, Saturday, 21 December 2019 10:39 (four years ago) link
This looks good. You could probably double the ginger and garlic to get extra cold help. I feel like the masala I made last week I used about 7 cloves of garlic and 2 inches of ginger.
― Yerac, Saturday, 21 December 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link
I never use less than one bulb or half a big bulb of garlic in curries no matter what the recipe says. Had to cancel this for a boring sausage/butterbean casserole because they needed using today. Will bear that advice in mind tomorrow tho.
― calzino, Saturday, 21 December 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMZx6YLXYAEAwKD?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
this worked out well despite lacking nigella seeds. i couldn't resist adding hot chilli powder and garam masala cos it needed a bit more heat imo.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 December 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/jan/25/meera-sodha-masala-baked-beans-on-toast-recipe-vegan?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
another Meera Sodha recipe that looks awesome. Might induce a stroke in some ILXers by including a tin of baked beans!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 January 2020 10:08 (four years ago) link
her books are so great
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Sunday, 26 January 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
i had to reconsider the difference bw u.s. and british baked beans but that looks inspired. calzino, what was that brussels dish in your previous post?
xpost
― medicate for all (outdoor_miner), Monday, 27 January 2020 01:29 (four years ago) link
I really love the coriander/peanut chutney from that recipe, but my favorite Meera Sodha recipe so far is this one
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/oct/21/chilli-tofu-recipe-vegan-meera-sodha
― Dan S, Sunday, 2 February 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link
off topic as far as curry goes:
I want to explore a vegan diet, but it seems very daunting. I’m liking Meera Sodha’s articles
for the tofu chili recipe I used serrano chilis in place of jwala finger chilis, since I can't find jwalas where I live and serranos are similar on the Scoville heat scale.
I now know that rapeseed oil is canola oil.
a question: what is corn flour? where I live there is no such thing as corn flour, it’s either corn meal, which is very coarse, or corn starch, which is very fine. I used corn starch for coating the tofu in this recipe
― Dan S, Sunday, 2 February 2020 05:24 (four years ago) link
Re: that Sodha recipe, can I assume a brown onion (in the UK) is a yellow onion (in the US)?
I've never heard of a brown onion in four decades...
― Darth Bambi (Sanpaku), Sunday, 2 February 2020 05:45 (four years ago) link
I think she has to be referring to yellow onions
― Dan S, Sunday, 2 February 2020 05:58 (four years ago) link
i think she means cornstarch for the tofu? Getting corn flour for that seems unnecessary. Google says it's basically the same thing. But if you really wanted it they sell Bob's Red Mill stuff all over the world (don't recall where you are) and they do corn flour.
Making crispy tofu is one of my least favorite activities. I've tried some of the hacks people post online but right now I am enjoying being able to buy aburage (twice deep dried tofu) in packages nearby.
― Yerac, Sunday, 2 February 2020 06:13 (four years ago) link
yep uk cornflour = us cornstarch
― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 2 February 2020 08:25 (four years ago) link