ARE SCOTT AND NUSH GOING TO GET IT ON IN DA HOUSE?

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Nush was well up for a quick one last night, and the programme ended last night with her in the loo with Scott while he had a pee.

Did they end up mattress dancing, or will Nush wake up this morning hung over and embarrassed by her behaviour?

― C J (C J), Friday, 11 July 2003 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread would be better if everyone porstid in a geordie acksent

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 11 July 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

and wore a hat

― C J (C J), Friday, 11 July 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

the word ''trucker'' between the letter 'a' and the word 'hat' is more appropriate.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 11 July 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yes i ~~hope~~ think so! What was all that standing back to back whilst scott was peeing about tho??!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 11 July 2003 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Horrible and wrong. Nush had already done her 'omg I was so drunk, silly old me let's draw a veil' thing and crushed Scott's fragile willy. I mean hopes.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 11 July 2003 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! Damn that devil woman seductress Nush!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 11 July 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

WHO COMES: YOU DECIDE < /preposterous Geordie voice>

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 July 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

who gors on tup? YOU deecyde!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 11 July 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't that be great? Interactive sex in the Big Brother house. The British public could phone in and give Scott and Nush directions - dial one number and she has to give him a blow job, another number and he has to bend her forwards over a chair and make her bark like a dog. Or something.

― C J (C J), Friday, 11 July 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, there are websites for this sort of thing, CJ. (though it is true that they don't involve BB contestants, as far as I know)

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 July 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not even going to ask how you know this, N.

― C J (C J), Friday, 11 July 2003 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw it on Channel 5.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 July 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

one of them is called "Who tups on Gor? You decide!!"

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 11 July 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Tipper Gore? yeurgh!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 11 July 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Duuuuudddde, that's sooooooo wrong!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 11 July 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Dream BB last 3: Tipper Gore, Tippa Irie and Topper Headon.

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 11 July 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

tapper zukie wd be more euphonious

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 11 July 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

but possibly he and tupper wd just yab abt old congos releases so eh

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 11 July 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Tupper? Where?

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 11 July 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

then Tipper pulls up and blasts out some bad-ass frequencies

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 11 July 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Who gores? You vorte.

― fougasse (Jake Proudlock), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim should be smacked for his Tupperware pun:)

― C J (C J), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

update: all you who like Davina are just stupid. She's fucking shit.

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 12 July 2003 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

No she's not.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

IT'S ALL OK - NUSH HAS BEEN DUMPED BY HER BF

How can we smuggle this information into the house?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott looks like a member of the Bluetones or one of those other craptastic britpop bands.

― Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know whether Nush is evil or good.

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott looks like that weird scouser bloke who used to be in The Lakes or Bread or whatever the fuck it was that I can't remember.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It has been established that Scott looks like everyone.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott looks like Yogi Bear

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott in Everyman shockah!

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott looks like a member of the Bluetones or one of those other craptastic britpop bands.

Nicole's sister to thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you buy her too?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Only in your name. No, it's just that Nicole's sister is legendary for liking bottom of the barrel Britpop, so guys that remind one of the Bluetones would be her perfect fantasy material.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

She likes Northern Uproar?!??!?

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

scott looks more like a house DJ - seb fontaine, tall paul, that sort

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I just saw Mark Morris being interviewed on the Sky Travel channel??

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott looks like Hulk Hogan.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

She likes Northern Uproar?!??!?

I'd be very surprised if she didn't.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

How can we smuggle this information into the house?

Maybe we should write the information on a paper aeroplane and fly the message in over the wall of the Big Brother garden. Nush should be told.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 12 July 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It's OK - it's been done

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 12 July 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Excellent! That'll learn 'er.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 12 July 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

what the fuck is nush?

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Saturday, 12 July 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, you do speak shit sometimes.

Scott is a dull faced, dull witted fuck who isn't worth spending time arguing.

― Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha.

I miss big brother UK.

big brother US [how it works and is presented] is c-r-a-p.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 12 July 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, Ray and Cameron in the room of sex. Presumably not what the producers anticipated...

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 12 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

MAYBE *THIS* IS CAMERON'S SECRET!!

― C J (C J), Saturday, 12 July 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe...it was Ray who won and invited Cameron, but when he found out what the reward room entailed he (Ray) almost ran out the door. The free champagne enticed him to stay though. A nation waits (maybe not)

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 12 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe this is Cameron's secret.

On the other hand, how would he know that the viewers haven't seen it?

This was really just an excuse to post this story, as I can't believe that the house is that dull and they miss stuff like this out (if it's true).

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 13 July 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

She had already compared nipples in the loo with Steph.

I think Cameron said the secret had something to do with Lisa.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 13 July 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

At Lisa's exit interview, when Davina showed her the tabloid news stories about 'is Lisa really a geezer', her body language was very interesting. She threw back her head and laughed in a very false and unconvincing way, and looked ever-so-slightly ruffled by the revelation. At the same time in the audience, her rough-as-old-boots mother was giving Lisa's boyfriend - who looked devastated for a split second - a reassuring hug.

You'd have thought that Cameron would be unable to keep quiet if he knew any major secrets like that, though, wouldn't you?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 13 July 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

> Ha ha, Ray and Cameron in the room of sex. Presumably not what the producers anticipated...

they're doing the whole task thing again tonight. maybe they'll keep doing it until they get the results they want?

if i was ray i'd've paniced when cameron started painting on the george michael beard...

andy

― koogs (koogs), Sunday, 13 July 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure enough, scottandnush are now in the sex room.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 13 July 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

what are they doing in there?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 13 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Good to know the BB producers don't try and fix any of this.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 13 July 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

what is this 'sex room'?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 13 July 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Last I saw last night they were sat watching xXx.

Scott is a legend, play-write, everyman, dry-wit. I wish I was more like Scott. In fact I wish everyone was more like Scott.

― chris (chris), Monday, 14 July 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

He's not that good.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 July 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

total hatchet job on scott during last night's prog

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 14 July 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

He's not even good.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

looking at scott and sighing is a definite case of making do

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Curses. I have just started a 'no television' experiment, so you must all take pains to keep me up to date. (Is it still impressive to give up TV so I can do constructive things if I then spend all day on the interweb?)

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

archel, may i suggest starting the experiment in a fortnight (ie when BB is over)?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

This would have been sensible. However it is now a matter of pride for me not to cave in and look like a shallow fule while Matt sits there smugly reading philosophy.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Read Paul Farley!

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

did I mention that I flew a helicopter into paulclarke from BB2 last week?

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Poet of the moment is Sarah Wardle, Coz. But it's a struggle to read poetry over breakfast when I could be watching RI:SE with my eyes and brain half closed.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you being held in some kind of high-brow bondage?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No! I hate TV! But... mmm, TV.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

It was just the mention of hubby sitting smugly reading philosophy.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the best way to read philosophy.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it's not.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch BB over the interweb Archel, surely this isn't cheating?? ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a fortnight on Friday isn't it? So more like three weeks?

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I prefer the garbled version I get on these threads to the real thing anyway...

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It's day 53 of 64 today, so it;s a week on Friday I think?

― chris (chris), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

well Archel, Jon met a very untimely demise, sadly he was pecked to death by the chickens as the other housemates looked on helplessly. It's obv a very ~~happy~~ sad time for them, but BB provided some cheap cider which has seemed to help them thru pretty quickly.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

If the last one is a week on Friday, when are the remaining four evictions?
Tuesday: Nominations: Cameron & Steph
Friday: Steph goes (probably)
A Week On Friday: still four housemates left (plus tiresome Bad Jon). How do we get down to a winner in one day? Does this mean a double eviction on Friday? Am I just being stupid (cf: Dawson's Creek)?

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Double eviction this Friday seems likely, I'd say.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the last week has an eviction half-way through, like wed/thu. I'm guessing Jon will come out at that time too. leaving 3 in the house on the very last evening. as per, really.

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

last year there were 3 evictions on one evening - jade / alex / jonny "punch me in the mouth please" regan - leaving kayert as victor

steph must not leave

steph must win

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah! cameron has to win, altho Steph is not the annoying little chipmunk I once thought she was!
http://www.health.co.delaware.oh.us/images/chipmunk.gif

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoah, scary steph!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott looked like Dennis from Eastenders when he had his head in a book last night.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Most times I see the fellow Scott on TV, I think: he is very attractive.

I actually think he may be more attractive than Nush (can that be her real, full name?). In fact, given what I just said, he probably must be.

The woman Stephanie is irritating, isn't she? - but I find it hard to articulate why.

It is funny to see Cozen on the Farley trail.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

nUSH = Anouska

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

scott = pescottini

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Cabbage: I thought there had been another contestant with that name. Did they really have the same name? It looks somewhat unusual.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

There were indeed two Anouskas.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Her name is spelled Annuszka, both she and her mum have seriously Polish names.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

As oppopose to Stanislaus Bigbuttski - which is not a serious Polish name.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Poor Nush!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3172511.stm

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 22 August 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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