Broken Door Buzzers - Dud or Dud?

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Right now some CUNT ASSHOLE PRICK is standing outside the building screaming himself fucking hoarse at some idiot who lives there but whose 'buzzer doesn't work'! How fucking inconsiderate is that? "Oh my buzzer doesn't work, just shout up at the window!" NO DON'T! And don't "honk your horn" either you screeching shellshuited shitstain!

― dave q, Monday, 14 July 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

dave, lean out your window clutching a large carving knife or meat cleaver, smile sweetly and tell him to come on up.

― Alex K (Alex K), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

dave, are you still grumpy from the messed pants?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Only that I threw them away!

― dave q, Monday, 14 July 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

then go back to bed and sleep it off!

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 14 July 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

OK Chris I'm tossing you the keys, now stop it!

― dave q, Monday, 14 July 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

My building doesn't have buzzers. The front door is open until 6 during the week, not at all evenings/weekends.
Not that I get any visitors anyway, but once a girl stood under my window and yelled at me. I wasn't there, but she told me about it later. I told her she shouldn't do that. I have a phone, and don't really want my asshole neighbours to know that I'm not gay.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 14 July 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

My buzzer doesn't work. It's a decoy. Some men in black suits tried to use it last week. I think they were mormons, else that or they thought I was an alien. I'm glad we didn't meet. Good buzzer. I like it.

― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 14 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

lean out your window clutching a large carving knife or meat cleaver, smile sweetly and tell him to come on up.

NO! Wear a wife-beater vest, get a damp stogie perched at the corner of your mouth, lean out, scratch yr pits then yell "Amscray you pesky kids, or I'll give you what for when i getta hold o youse!" then shake yr fist.

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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