Taking Sides: London vs. Rest of UK

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Tom had his tongue in his cheek, but I thought it would be fun.

Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Said from the outsider perspective:

London -- public transit everywhere at practically every time, lots of cool places to scrounge for odd books, have some drinks and eat good food, and a big ol' river and history everywhere if you're so inclined. And Jane, who lives in New Cross.

Rest of UK -- very green, from what I can tell of it, and looks rather relaxed, plus plenty of fine places here, there, and everywhere that fit the scrounge etc. categories. Edinburgh alone = most worthy.

So it's a tie. Yay.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As a londoner born and bred. I don't want to move back there. I love the hustle bustle, the cultural life. the fact that people walk faster than practically anywhere else in the world. On the down side its dirty, the transport is good but not that good and exspensive with it. Housing is ridicuolous, especially seeing as my ingrained prejudices limit my choice to zones one or two north of the river in the east.

And thats the main thing. i have very few ties to London, my dad moved away from the area of my birth, i have very few friends left there. I wouldn't want to move back there cos it would be starting afresh but with all off my old prejudices and preconceptions dtopping me from starting afresh.

The rest of the UK, its good, but it isn't london, nowhere quite has that bustle, that livelyness, the speed of life. I love sheffield, but its too easy to be lulled into a state of inaction, because its so easy to be inactivbe there. Manchester, I like it but....., Leeds, Liverpool much the same.

when I'm finished with this university dilly. I'm going to try for New York, Barcelona or Paris.

Make your own conclusions from that

Ed Lynch-Bell, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Taking sides: London Vs. The Rest Of The World!!!

I mean, I live in London, don't I?

masonic boom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, Brighton's just fine, and Leeds and Newcastle have their moments, and Scotland is a whole nother thing, but truly truly, if they built a wall around the borders of the GLA, leaving us access to an airport, and told us that we were never going to be allowed to set foot in the rest of the UK again, I wouldn't shed a tear...

Mark Morris, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to hate, hate, hate London. So over-dominant, arrogant, elitist. Living in the North, 80s huge unemployment, social unrest, all the meeja seemed interested was London, the Lawson boom the rise of the Yuppies. Chip on my shoulder? Damn right. Later spent a week in Islington. Saw the Throwing Muses + Young Gods the same day (even chatted with Kristen) wondered around teaming streets full of different cultures. Grew to like the place. France doesn't always get on with Paris, Ireland with Dublin or my adopted Netherlands with Amsterdam. I like London now, but I'd still take the rest of the UK (even without Kate).

stevo, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I liked London well enough. Then I moved to Zone 7 and now I *adore* it. Don't know what you got til it's gone, etc.

Tom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I lurve London. And if the media is excessively interested in it, well, I would suggest that as something like 7 million people live here (i.e. large proportion of population) and at least twice that are here daily to work (i.e. even larger proportion of population) and the government live here and it is the main economic centre, the media has a point.

But it is mighty expensive.

Emma, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But is New Cross in London? I think NOT!

mark s, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ridiculous bloke in Notting Hill private bar: "You don't live in Zone 1???" Me: "Uh, no..." Him: "When are you going to move to Zone 1?" Me: "Speechless..."

Technically speaking, London can be defined as 1) Roman London - including Southwark 2) Norman London - London within the walls (ie The City) not including Southwark + the City of Westminster 3) LCC - which extended east to Woolwich, north to Stoke Newington, south to Crystal Palace Parade, west out to the borough of Hammersmith. 4) GLC (now GLA) Any other definition - its Zone 1, surely? is strictly subjective.

Mark Morris, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Best quote about south London from the middle ages:

' A society of persons did exist at Lambeth...who made a trade of digging up the bodies of the dead: they made candles of the fat, extracted volatile alkali from the bones and sold the flesh as dog's meat'

Somethings never change really

Ed Lynch-Bell, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also it's where all the Plague Pits are... Blackheath = Hellmouth

mark s, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You mean there is a rest of the UK?

I adore London. So much so that I even look at South London as being better than zone 7 - when its quite clear it is full of corpse exhuming plague pit dwellers. Name me a bad thing about London and I will probably turn it into a virtue. So I am a bit biased.

Rest of UK = Zone 7 = good reason for people to come to London.

Pete, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

London. I find rural areasa lonely and opressive. Rural is the same whichever direction you look - London is overflowing with so many cultures, such radical difference in just walkign down a different street to normal. i need that stimuli. As for the rest of urban britain, as horrible as the messier parts of urban london. there are a few other city centres i have some fondness for. Leeds when i'm in a good mood, manchester, otherwise i've barely travelled. I really like Huddersfield, and i have a huge prejudice against my native west yorkshire. But nowhere i've been matches the beautiful intensity of London.

matthew james, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I spent something like fifteen years wishing I lived in London and now I do. I love living here as much as I thought I would, and don't really want to consider living anywhere else, although I suppose as I wax infirm and require cleaner air for my raddled lungs I might consider a move... outside. Baby, it's cold outside.

So, London= classic, rest of UK= within relatively easy travelling distance of classic.

Where I do part company from London is in regard to the league football teams. London league football teams = dudder than dud can be. Non-league football in London = completely classic, although I did fall ill for a full month after watching Tooting and Mitcham achieve promotion to the DML Premier.

Tim, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't like South London until I moved to Tooting. Actually, I still bare an incredible grudge against South London, but living in Tooting isn't like living in London at all. It's like being back in NYC, specifically Jackson Heights or Greenpoint or somewhere like that. Except I'm in London! So I get the best of both worlds! Hooray!

Really, you can count the number of times I've been into Zone 7 on the fingers of one hand. (Not counting going to see the family in Herts, which might as well be London.) No, really. Did a gig in Bath, then afterwards went to Scotland for an elopement (not mine, before you ask). Did a gig in Hull. Went to Brighton twice. And went to Camber Sands for ATP, which might as well have been London for all the Londoners that were there.

This is why the tour in August will be fun. Not that you get to see anything except the dingiest of venues and hotels when you're on tour. But at least it will convince me that there *is* a Zone 7. I'm not entirely sure it exists.

masonic boom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kate, I've never set foot in the US, but I refuse point blank to believe that Crown Heights Affair named themselves after anywhere which was anything at all like Tooting.

Perhaps there are Americans to whom names like the Leyton Buzzards or the Balham Alligators conjure images of great exotic mystery.

Tim, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooops you said Jackson Heights. Ignore the previous please. Dumb Limeys.

Tim, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is the rest of the world outside the UK Zone 8?

Tom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Crown Heights Affair: UK equiv = The Merton Parkas!!

mark s, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Me and Pete once hit upon a drunken scheme whereby we would go to every tube station in the land and write on the tube MAP (ha ha! to all you pedants who say diagram) at the very edge ZONE 7. So everyone would know that outside London is zone 7. And that means everywhere outside zones 1-6, from Alaska to Zanzibar by way of Leighton Buzzard (which is nearly where I'm from.)

Emma, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1) we have a song with the name Leighton Buzzard in it. It also mentions Tom's hometown.

2) Merton Parkas? I live scarily near to Merton, please explain...?

masonic boom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

late 70s/early 80s mod thingy, like the jam but worse. pfft, i just realised i said "like the jam but worse", i don't get to say that very often...

gareth, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"like the jam but worse" = unfair to the Jam, actually. Who did "There must be millions"? Dr C is in Kettering and cannot help.

IAN PAIGE!!

mark s, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

its entirely possible that its actually unfair to the merton parkas.

gareth, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ian Paige's group = Secret Affair ("This is the time for action"!!) And in the dismal post-Jam mod stakes, who could forget The Chords (I had, until this thread took a detour and stirred memories that were best left undisturbed...)

Andrew L, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Millions Like Us" was the (rather brilliant) first single by the vastly undervalued Purple Hearts. I expect that's the one you're referring to. The Purple Hearts, when they hit their stride, really did have a fine manic pop thing going on. I don't own any of their records so I'm going completely from memory (suffering the decay of many years).

Mick Talbot was in ver Merton Parkas, of course, as was his brother whose first name I forget but whose second name was also Talbot, surprisingly. "You Need Wheels" they sang, posing outside Merton Park station. Train wheels? Ew. Talking about music, sorry.

Tim, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, talk about music all you like, I approve. ;-)

The Southern California equivalent of Zone 7 is 'East of the I-5' -- the claim being there is no life east of said freeway. This assertion is of course correct.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And Merton's only Zone 4. Didn't know there was anything to it except Sainsburys Savacentres and Currys Superstores.

masonic boom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Chords = popstars I have had a dream about (they were bullying D.Bowie on a bus and made him cry)

I have a strange (nay, Castrovalvian) feeling we have been here before. That as infinite time unrolls all posts become but one post, and all men are but one man. Impossibly aged, Homer is an ape in the mad ruins of a desert city no one has seen since the third series...

I think I just made D**mpatrol's head explode, over on the other massive.

mark s, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He seems genuinely anguished over the whole thing, all those "aargh"s...

Nicole, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark, I will love your forever for that, and right now I would ask you to marry me if it wouldn't make Paul so jealous. ;-)

masonic boom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For those wondering about Mark's master stroke:

http://www.ilxor.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=005b is

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i did enjoy that and I'm new here.

Ed, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooh! Plague pits! I didn't realise there were many on the south side of the river, I thought they were mostly concentrated around Mile End and Long Acre.

DG, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For what it's worth, my ideal existence:

half my time in *very* rural area (maybe west Cornwall, though my rural utopia is Dartington), half my time in a *very* urban area (for some reason, I still fancy Greenwich or Rotherhithe), none of my time anywhere inbetween.

Places are obviously dependent on each other: I can't really answer this thread, though I'd *unequivocally* side with London against at least 50% of the UK, and certainly everywhere else in the south- east. The rest of Britain, it'd be far more ambivalent.

Robin Carmody, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...
Well, I have to go against the grain a little and say that at the moment at least I am not loving London at all. Although born here, I've been in other parts of the UK since then and just recently returned to the Big Smoke. The key problem for me is not the physical city, which has some beautiful parts, but the people. Londoners seem to be the chilliest, most self-absorbed, self-aggrandising, self- obsessed people I've even encountered; aggressively careerist, overpowering in their ferocious consumption, living in a permanent late 80s hell of excessive materialism. What's more, I've never seen so many people completely in love with themselves, devoting so much time to the activity of posing furiously. The sheer vanity on display here makes my jaws drop. Fashion victimisation is rife; not a single minute passes without someone somewhere decreeing that "(something) is the new (something else)". Is this life, then? Androids who pass robotically and unsmilingly from work to a five hour session at the gym to buying coffee from any of the proliferating Starbucks branches wiping out the city's character. Unfortunately I despise arrogance, snobbery and exclusivity and Londoners proudly display all of these things, not least when they dismissively pass sneering judgement on parts of the UK they've never been to. And yet, and yet...outside Zone 1 things improve somewhat. Less Nathan Barleys and more of the eclectic mix of people and cultures that induce other people to fall in love with London. So perhaps I don't hate London. Just Zone 1. Where I live for the time being.

I still think other UK cities are now in a position to offer an urban lifestyle every bit as desirable as London. It wasn't always thus, but I've spent time in Leeds, Manchester, Nottingham, Leicester, Birmingham, and I thought they were all great. Yes, even Birmingham (it's a grower). Each of them offering the same kind of cafes, restaurants, shops and cultural facilities previously the exclusive domain of the capital, plus with friendlier people, and an increasingly cosmopolitan air to them. So in London vs. rest of the UK, I support the underdog and opt for the latter.

Ramon Francis, Sunday, 5 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Think every word you say is true, Ramon. Fancy an offlist thread :)?

Robin Carmody, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...
I'm a native Londoner and i like the place, but i love living in Newcastle!! It's got everything from a buzzing nightlife to fantastic city centre!

Chris Tucker, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I enjoy living in sheffield but there are only 500 people here, the rest are just extras and bit players.

Ed, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

revive as this is fun but has nothing to do with the dead manchester copper

Thomas, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'm tired of London.

blueski, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

Currently waiting on a job offer that would see me leaving London. Imagine, paying less than £500 a month rent. Wow.

Wonder if the Domino's pizza meal deals are cheaper up north?

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

Still lovin' it. Could do with working closer to the home and the fuck away from Hammersmith though. Oh wait I'm quitting my job! Yay!

ledge, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

Wonder if the Domino's pizza meal deals are cheaper up north?

What's pizza?

Billy Dods, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

its that muck on round bread them poncy southerners like

Thomas, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

I want to leave.

marianna lcl, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5663/londonmr2.jpg

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

it should say CAPITAL SHITTY amirite???????????????????

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

There was no s or h to c&p. :(

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'm tired of London.

I won't insult your intelligence by quoting Johnson as that was probably what you were alluding to but I will quote Boswell which I think is equally good.

"By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show"

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

provinces can eat a dick

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwj-LjXtymU&feature=related

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Everything I have in London I had in Brighton* but it was all closer together so I could walk home and not worry about catching the last fucking tube at half 12.

*Except a job. Balls.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

I sometimes consider leaving London, I know my wife would quite like to, but where would I go?

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

It doesn't matter how annoying London can be, it still has more good stuff than anywhere else in the UK by a fucking mile.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, leaving london has no place in the context of this thread (i.e. elsewhere being rest of uk)

ken c, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

i went to wolverhampton once

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

explains a lot.

ken c, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show

har this quote's even more depressing than johnson's but the problem is that i don't see London, or rather the London i want to see, when i want to see it

blueski, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

It's kind crazy to say that a city spread over 25 square miles and containing 8 million people has more good stuff than anywhere else in the UK by a fucking mile.. I mean it would be pretty shitty if it didn't, right?

I love London and I was born and bred in the place but I don't see the problem of just going there to see stuff and living somewhere else where I can afford a nice big house with a nice big garden and still have 6d left over for a bag of chips.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

i went to leeds once

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

I liked London well enough. Then I moved to Zone 7 and now I *adore* it. Don't know what you got til it's gone, etc.

so true.

toby, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

The trouble with growing up in London is it makes anywhere else in the country seem so small and uneventful and beset with inconvieniences ("what'd'you mean I can't get booze from a dodgy offie at 4AM?") that you start to go slightly mad after about three days. I find, anyway.

Not saying other places don't have their plusses, I'm just so totally adapted to London living that anywhere else would take me a long time to adjust to.

chap, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

The problem is, the things that you miss growing up in the country that you do not find in London are much less tangible. I miss clean air. I miss quiet. I miss being able to walk out of my front door, and within five minutes walk not being able to see another house.

Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

I wish the sea was a lot closer to London. I need to live in/near a big coastal city really.

blueski, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

I feel I would miss the river but sea would probably be an adequate replacement. Have often considered Edinburgh as a place to move, if I ever were to move.

ledge, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Imagining London with a seafront (I'd be happy with Kent as the underwater garden of England) and even being able to operate as a proper holiday destination on that basis (er, for Northerners at least, maybe) is hurting my brane but fun.

blueski, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Eurotunnel wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes tho

blueski, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Reclaim the beach! Srsly, walking along the beach on the south bank when the tide is out is just a teensy bit like being at the seaside. Albeit a gritty industrial polluted seaside.

ledge, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

See this photo set which undermines an already unconvincing argument:
http://flickr.com/photos/ledgr/sets/72157600419466870/

ledge, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

yes. no comparison really but a good effort. :)

blueski, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

London-on-Sea: the future of a city in decay

blueski, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

How is London these days? As opposed to the last ones?

admrl, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

it was really good 2 weeks ago.

toby, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

what happened then? you're not supposed to be in london!

admrl, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

I ask because I'm going to London next week and I haven't been in a while. If Los Angeles sounds fun and glamorous to you, you should try sitting in traffic for two hours a day. At least you can read on the tube (can't you?)!

admrl, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

i can't read on the bus, it makes me sick. i should listen to "podcasts" more.

blueski, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

Los Angeles does not seem glamourous. Hard for me to think of any major city as glamourous really.

I've recently started listening to podcasts (or "podcasts"?) as a way of dealing with London's stresses, although I probably look a bit weird as I stifle chuckles on the tube. And yes, I does "chuckles".

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

i was just visiting for a week. oh, the rush hour tube sucks even more than i remembered, but i figure that if i moved to london i would bike lots.

i'm going to be in LA in 2 weeks, as it happens. it doesn't sound all that fun and glamorous to tbh.

toby, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

ha as if to prove a point the bbc put on a programme about frinton on sea! fuck that place

DG, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:00 (eighteen years ago)


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