I am tired of people making jokes about my hair.

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I think I'll just get it cut short and leave it that way. It would be alot easier than having to make witty ripostes.

Did you have a fight with a lawnmower? Ah I see you've just got out of bed. Did you stick your hand in a plug socket. Alternatively mix them up for illogical insults which people still understand because hey HE WAS REFERRING TO HAIR OBVIOUSLY. did you stick your lawnmower in a plug socket. did you have a fight with your just got out of bed. did you mow your hair this morning. did you get your bed out of the plug socket yet.

Yeah maybe it's the last bastion of something or other but I think I don't have the patience anymore.

It's not even that mad anyway, I think I just hang with conservative types. Please share your hair stories with me.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

this one time i had some

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

me too!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this thread was going to be about Ned.
I get comments from my sideburns all the time. Now that they don't go below my chin I just tell people to get a life.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe if you didnt make such a spectacle out of your hair you wouldnt get all that shit, man! ronan circa 2001: http://ilikyoualot.thepp.net/hair/waynestatic.jpg

― chuy_loco (chuy_loco), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

illogical insults for people with shaved heads = 'if i rub it will i have good luck' and 'how's the weather up there' (!)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

is that chaki?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

no thats static x

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder about his weather

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

ro, pictures?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 17 July 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Where I used to work we had the radio on all day and somebody rang them up to ask them to play Pavement's "Cut Your Hair" and dedicate to me on the air and everybody thought that was really hilarious

― dave q, Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That's weird, from the pictures I've seen of you Ronan your hair looks pretty normal. I could see it if you had Kelly Osbourne hair or something like that. It still would be annoying though.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

all of a sudden i'm reminded of the kelly osbourne dream i had last night

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i want hair like the lead singer of St Thomas - but this is probably a very bad idea

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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