This is the thread where everything we say is laced with SEXUAL INNUENDO

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Mmmmm....cmon.....you know you want to do it.....

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 17 July 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

only if i get to tie someone up....

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm stroking my cock right now. Oh... wait...

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

leave the livestock alone!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone want to come over to my place and, uh, prevent some cancer?

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd be up for that!

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought that was an issue of taking matters into your own hands, so to speak.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

It can, jlu, but it's more fun when 2 Become 1.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

is *that* all there is?

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You want MORE?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i want as much as you can give me

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.swissalpsinn.com/corn/images/train_going_into_tunnel.jpg

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

choo! choo!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cs.nmsu.edu/~pfeiffer/joe-rocket.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize for, um, 'inserting' sexual metaphors in a sexual innuendo thread. I've been a very naughty boy. *puts pinky finger on lips*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Get a hold of yourself, man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

...before someone else does....

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

...or something else does....or, for that matter, someone else's thing does.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had so much sexual innuedo the past couple of days I honestly think I've run dry.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

TMI

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

It certainly didn't stop you from letting a bit leak out here.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! No, I know what she means. It's hard to perform on demand.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

As long as it's hard...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I know not of what you speak, G.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the truth.

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I can handle the truth.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you squeeze every last drop of truth out of it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

A hard man's work is never done

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Look within yourself, and soon enough you'll find the truth.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

....John Henry was a man...a steel-drivin' man....

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I know not of what you speak, G.

Come here and I'll show you of what I speak, though it may leave you speechless and preoccupy your mouth.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

only if you're tied up.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I can't beat that...

unless you want me to? Do ya?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Beat it, oh gloved one.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The gloved one seems to have limpened the thread.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

take my hand with your glove of love

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

*snick*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lileks.com/institute/orphanage/orphans/kwikeasy2.jpg

― Dada, Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

hey Dada, where'd you get the nifty drawing of me and my friend?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nd.edu/~ljordan/psy.text/images/psyhis.jpg

― Dada, Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

be careful now - this could come off the wrong way.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 17 July 2003 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

there is no wrong way, where i'm concerned.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

where exactly are you concerned?

― k chu, Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop it Ken, she'll get all hot under the collar.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 17 July 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

...said the priest to the altar boy.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 17 July 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

How is this thread different from any other on ILE?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 17 July 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I often eat raw roses from my garden in shame.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 17 July 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

we've done this before, can't we do something different?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 17 July 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in no position to change things

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

is that the same tongue you lick the office donuts with?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

So you call people "donuts"? Is this because you see their holes first?

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I like it when there's raspberry jam

― K Chu, Friday, 18 July 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHA I have that issue of X-Men! It's really great in a horrifyingly-bad way. We finally get told the whole deal with Kwannon and Psylocke and why the British telepathic ex-supermodel suddenly turned into a Japanese ninja-woman. It was hilarious.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 July 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Fnarr Fnarr.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 18 July 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this the best you can do? I'm sure that if you sat down and...got in touch with yourself, you could rise to new levels of smuttiness.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck you

blunt, aren't I

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

I'll stick up for this thread, even if no one else does.

― italian suppository, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

is your thread sticking up or are you just pleased to see me?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

is that a thread in your pocket?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Give it a tug to find out.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew if I posted on this thread ken, cindy and dave would be coming behind me.

― italian suppository, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we can make this thread a bit bigger.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh come on Johnney

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm having a very hard time keeping abreast of all the ins and outs of this thread, but it's got me licked.

― italian suppository, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

And I win the prize for getting the most innuendos into one sentence. Give me a hand!

― italian suppository, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm currently beating off all-comers.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

you came a little short i'd say.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll pick myself up and dust myself down.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

bend over, I'll help dust your back off

― syntaxfree (syntaxfree), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

[bye please]

― Dada, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

If Dada hadn't been so quick, I'd have been able to post:

This is the thread where everything we say is laced with SEXUAL INNUENDO (14 new answers, 69 total)

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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