Stone Cold Classic Filmic One Liners From 1990 Onwards

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"Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead."

Pulp Fiction

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

worst line in the history of cinema

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"That's what I like about high school girls. I keep gettin' older, they stay the same age"
--Dazed and Confused

(don't ask me why that was the first thing that popped into my head)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks for the contribution gabbneb.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"That wasn't flying, that was falling in style"

- Toy Story

― K Chu, Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

'the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing
the world he didn't exist' - the usual suspects

'that's a little bit more information than i needed
vincent but you go right ahead' - pulp fiction

(the very *origin* of the term lest we forget.)

'this isn't going to have a happy ending' - seven

'to be successful one must give an image of success at all times'
american beauty

'it must have been wednesday. he was wearing his cornflower blue tie'
- fight club

'you've got the eye for human weakness but not the stomach'
l.a. confidential

'a census taker once tried to test me, i ate his liver with some
fava beans and a nice chianti' - the silence of the lambs

'see this watch ? this watch is worth more than your car. see that's
who i am pal and you're nothing' - glengarry glen ross

etc etc.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 17 July 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"see you at the party victah!" - total recall

― ryan (ryan), Thursday, 17 July 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Det. John Munch: I've been murder police for ten years. If you're going to lie to me, you lie to me with
respect. What is it? Is it my shoes? Is it my haircut? Got a problem with my haircut? Don't you ever lie to me
like I'm Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 July 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Chuckie: So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall.

- Good Will Hunting

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 July 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"hasta la vista, baby!" T2

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"My love for you is like a truck
BEZERKER!
Would you like to make some fuck"
-Clerks

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks for the contribution gabbneb.

I'm not trying to contribute; I don't like the premise of the thread. my thoughts on the subject are vague, but Rosenbaum on Pulp Fiction is coming from the same place I am - filmism? You certainly picked a seminal example of what I dislike about the last ten years of movies.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

could you explain this further? what else do you dislike?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Great, that's just what this country needs. A cock in a frock on a rock."
- The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

you can't piss on a thread and then piss off gabbneb!!!!

why is this thread so unworthy of your contribution?

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Det. John Munch: "Homicide: our day begins when yours ends."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Marla's philosophy was that she might die at any moment. The only real tragedy, she said, was that she didn't." - Fight Club

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you." - Rushmore

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"FAIR!!??who are the fucking nihilists around here?"
-big lebowski

― robin (robin), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

And once again ILX reveals its total lack of comprehension of the concept of the one-liner.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, fair point, sorry.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
-detective john kimball, kindergarten cop.

― j fail (cenotaph), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

And once again ILX reveals its total lack of comprehension of the concept of the one-liner.

-- NA. (emmaa...), July 17th, 2003.

OK, fair point, sorry.

-- Ally (mlescau...), July 17th, 2003.

actually, I started it.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is forgiven because it's from Rushmore.
Horace is forgiven because he's not Montel Williams.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast???" Happy Gilmore to, uh, Shooter McGavin.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"What's my name? Say my name bitch!!!!" - American Pie

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"He's my bitch" - American Pie 2

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Malkovich!"-said by every Malkovich when John gets into his own head (From,well, you know)

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"O.R. they?"-Max Fischer (from "Rushmore")

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Conspiracy Brother: Hey y'all! It's revolution up in this bitch!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is BigTime TV,where two's company and three's an audience..."
Blank Reg,from Max Headroom:Twenty Minutes Into The Future.

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey! Malkovitch! Think fast!" - uh duh?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do think the average stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main? Alls they know is white suits and killin'!"-Randall (from "Clerks")

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Pirate!" - Pirates of the Caribbean.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!"-Michael Bolton (from "Office Space")

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"What's a Nubian?" - Chasing Amy

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry got carried away singing the song.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Note to self: Sex with blow-up doll not as good as advertised." Dirty Work, Norm Macdonald

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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