FERAL CHIHUAHUA TERROR!!!!!!

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174 feral chihuahuas are being murdered in Los Angeles! Oh no! They are too vicious to adopt! The 4lb dogs are all apparently too threatening to be adopted and Gregory Peck's daughter compares this to Nazism!

Are they just making up news stories these days, in other words.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Better than that Farmer's Market manslaughters, I guess.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, the dogs are killing the other animals at the shelter. They're chihuahuas!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The piranhas of the desert.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"The thread's dead, baby. The thread's dead."

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! It was your piranha thing wot killed it. Also I lost interest in this quickly

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, last year our breeder left her pugs alone all day, and they all turned on this one bitch and KILLED HER. If PUGS can be homicidal maniacs, why not chihuahuas?

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

That said, THE POOR WIDDLE THINGS. Even if they are vicious.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

No! No way did pugs do that. They're like the most useless things, do they even HAVE fangs? I'm in hysterics thinking about this.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The pugs probably slobbered and wheezed her to death.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Pugs with fangs! VAMPIRE PUGS!!!!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/sf/egg/halloween/pix/bunnicula.lg.gif

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Night of the Chihuahua

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.quilazampa.it/chihuahua.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bajadestinations.com/hbarc/hb2000/hb000611/chihuahua.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Chihuahuas can fuck you up. I had to deal with my Greek grand aunt's little black Chihuahua named Mavraki as a kid. Whenever I got too close to my aunt, I'd always get chomped at. I almost had to get tetanus shots once.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah! Look at how scary it is!!

http://www.chihuahua-dogs.com/pictures-images/chihuahuas-1-sm.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally.

You have never met Mavraki.

Not to say that the news of Chihuahuas being destroyed doesn't make me extremely sad. I wonder how many of those dogs were purchased in wake of the Taco Bell ad campaign.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, DB, I'm delighted they're being destroyed. I hate those filthy fucking things. They're like sewer rats but evil. My mom LOVES chihuahuas. FACT: she's had three of them. All under 4lbs. All tan with white tummies. All named "Mouseous Clay". WTF? One dies and she just replaces it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

When she does, does she give you a knowing look, like "let that be a lesson to you"?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I keep asking her about that, she just laughs and goes, "Oh, that's funny!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh, that's funny, Ally #2 ... I mean ... Ally #1."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The most recent one is the most psychotic fucker of a dog I've ever seen. I've seen it kill large birds with my own eyes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

What was it doing killing birds with your eyes?

(Okay, I think I just exhausted my literalist jokes for today.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

BUNNICULA!!!!!!! I am so happy right now.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, those pugs ganged up on & killed (& maybe devoured, it was never made clear) Bunny, the brood-pug.

Our pug Calvin has plenty of razor-sharp teeth, in a broad mouth well-suited for biting. He is in peak condition and does not wheeze at all. We pray to god he has not inherited the berserker gene.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.beandog.net/x4.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.glamonstrosityinc.com/images/mary3.jpeg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

DEAR GOD WHAT IS THIS???????

http://www.mandibules.com/mandibules3/fonds/aigle800X600.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Bunnicula review!

(I am pretending that last picture Ally posted doesn't actually exist.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah that book was class, dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Bunnicula traumatized me as a child, but then again so did Curious George

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do I feel that the birdman in the uniform somehow resembles me?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Insanity?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

BUNNICULA!!!!!!! I am so happy right now.

I've brought up Bunnicula before and everyone just looked at me funny so I'm glad to finally see DEFENDERS here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

lets eat them. I bet they taste like chicken

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 18 July 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no meat on those things.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

http://dailypuppy.com/index.php?itemid=1300\

http://dailypuppy.com/images/07/biggie_chihuahua_12.jpg

― kingfish, Monday, 20 August 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

OMG DNW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 August 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Chihuahuas are real little bastards, the Napoleon complex the more accurate "chihuahua complex." The best thing about them was a sign in our neighborhood that read:

"PURE BREAD"
CHHI-HU-HAS
FOR SALE

And that was only tangentially related to those little yipping misanthropic terrors.

― Abbott, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, they should RENAME the Napoleon complex.

― Abbott, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/beverlyhillschihuahua/

― Gukbe, Monday, 5 May 2008 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 May 2008 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

MY HATE FOR CHIHUAHUAS IS GREATER THAN THE MASS OF ALL CHIHUAHUAS DEAD, LIVING, AND YET TO BE BORN

― Abbott, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://movies.apple.com/trailers/disney/beverlyhillschihuahua/images/header.jpg

wtf Disney you get mad at the "here's how you pronounce Ratatouille" aspect of that movie's ad campaign and then tell the world how to pronounce CHIHUAHUA????

― Abbott, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

I really hate these dogs. I wish I didn't have one.

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

THE MOVIE LOOKS SUPER AWESOME THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

thought that gradient looked familiar:
http://www.cinephobia.com/indylogosmall.jpg

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

KEENG-dum uv the KRIS-tal SKUHL

― Abbott, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

when i was in 4th grade there were these mean little chiuahuas that lived across from my bus stop. i was TERRIFIED of them. even faked being sick several times to avoid having to deal with them.

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

have i read that before???

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

probably, i am like an old person when it comes to repeating stories

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

you should hear about the time ozzy wouldn't go on stage!

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

Typically I'm a hater of small dogs, but an old friend of mine had a long haired chihuahua who is, to this day, my favorite dog of all time.

― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

(ned otm)

― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

I saw a totally decent chihuahua today. He was grey with black brindley stripes and he looked like a teeny tiny hyena! He stared into space, looking confused.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

the best 7 1/2 lbs. to ever walk the earth:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1075/1064279201_8f2aee7ce1_o.jpg

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

― BigLurks, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

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