if you could appear in or on any TV show...

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factual or fictitious, what would it be?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Bonzai.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Captain Kangaroo...and I have, so my destiny is fulfilled.

(Being even some random walk-on in MST3K would have been something sweet.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Jackass. Performing a stunt that involved me, Bam Magera, and a bed.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Celebrity Detox camp! Not only wd I get to hang out with Kim Wilde but I could also have a good old ENEMA which I have been fancying recently to get rid of all the crap haha. That or the AVENGERS as a Bad Gurl MASTERMIND foiled at the end of the episode by a FITE with Mrs Peel and a debonair quip by Mr Steed. Mmmm.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Sealab 2021. I don't care about the context.

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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doo doot doo dee dah dunt duh dah doodoodoodoo

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Now that I think about it though, I probably am Captain Murphy's long lost daughter.

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I would have so been on Eastenders a couple of weeks back so I could have slapped Vicky Fowler.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I already was on Sealab. I was the Disco Bear.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

God it is wierd posting on ILE after work hours. You're all American!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd also like to be on Passions as a demon zombie who slaps bitches.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex and the City! And I get to take home my wardrobe!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sesame Street" - to visit The Count, Oscar and Tony.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

SpongeBob SquarePants

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

what's Bonzai, and is it like Banzai? i do hope so.

at the moment i think i'd like to be in Ed - Stuckeyville is like some parallel world where nothing that bad ever happens in deepest lightest America - its so disgustingly heartwarming, sweet and charming. i'd probably be Warren Cheswick's new nerdy rival - that girl pal of his is quite hot in a 'Velma rocks' way.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Cor seconded Spongebob Squarepants! Also POPULAR hurrah. I could be a Glamazon!

Stevem have you see the menko BAN BANZI: Help Asian Americans thing?

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Sesame's Street

hangin' on the street corner with the Grouch - who can beat that?

Sarah what the hell is Ban Banzi, and can we eat it?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I would replace Gunther for one episode of Friends, I don't know why. I would throw coffee at Pheobe.

I would be cgi-ed into old episodes of Mork & Mindy, that would be ace, I would be Mork's cousin.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

no takers for the Big Brother house then?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Some dudes in America have been offended by Banzai, says it is sterotyping people and whatnot.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

what's Bonzai, and is it like Banzai? i do hope so.

I will seriously hurt you. Ok? Stop being jealous I had the best answer.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

you mean not all Japanese people are mentalists? hmm!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

How much are they selling the Big Brother house for Steve?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Seinfeld" - to scuff jerry's sneakers, steal elaine, smoke a cuban and avoid george.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

And of course there would be The Jel Show, it'd be all rubbish jokes and meglomania.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to die on Six Feet Under. As me. "Bill Kmylastname, 1975-2003," on the whitescreen.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

that would be awesome Tep. Good answer. I'd like that too. Maybe I could die doing Bam? sweet.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm... Maybe Sex & the City. I would play a very fashionable rockstar... But also, I would like to hang out with the folks on Trading Spaces. I'd want to host it.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd go in Scrubs so i could team up with JD to battle that janitor...or I'd get so annoyed with JD's bullshit sentimental monologues that the janitor and I would just rugby tackle him in the corridor then throw him in the dumpster.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(I just realized I'm not having a funeral, so my answer is weird. But that could be the plot, someone tries to give me a funeral and someone else is all "That's wack, he wasn't down with that!")

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

For some reason I'd have loved to play Harfynn Teuport in the Rok TV segment of The Day Today. ("Dylan, who is currently in hospital after eating a rotten wolf, was unavailable for comment.")

Either that or replace FBI Agent Cooper in an episode of Twin Peaks for one episode (in a typically Lynchian dual identity thang). That would be so great.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd be Agent Cooper's chipper junior agent on Twin Peaks, of course, and I'd be making it with one of the Hayward sisters.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It'd have to be Dream Team

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I might like to be on an old school Saved by the Bell episode. Ummm... as a new girl probably (as that's who I tended to be real life) or ummm... a rockstar.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was thinking current shows and my favourite is Buffy, except it's only UK terrestrial types like me for whom this show isn't a thing of the past, I guess. Maybe having my murder solved by Gil Grissom on CSI would be good.

Really I want to be scoring the winning goal for Bristol Rovers in the Champion's League final, as televised on TV, but there may be more than one reason why that isn't a convincing answer.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd hang out with Rockford.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd like to be a monkey on Jack Bauer's back in 24 - what a rush that would be

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to be on the Winning Post, the Sky racing channel, co-presenting with the woman of my dreams, Alex Hammond.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Saturday, 19 July 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE (I am carl)

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 19 July 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck, Millar wins.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 July 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

getting wacked for talkin dirty in church in the soprano's or winning lotta cash on richard and judy

― james (Pinkpanther), Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Easy...Coronation Street. Sure, laugh. I don't care!

― cybele (cybele), Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't decide between Degrassi Junior High or Degrassi High.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 20 July 2003 07:04 (twenty-two years ago)

the 6 o'clock news.
for something great.
maybe um..............saving the universe from an otherwise unavoidable catastrophe?
yep, 'visions of grandeur' running wild here hahahahaha.

apart from that, the simpsons would be cool, or perhaps 'the travelling thornberries'

― donna (donna), Sunday, 20 July 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.melaman2.com/tvshows/logos/ultraman.jpg

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Sunday, 20 July 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i would be in Secret Life of Us as myself. and i would get to make Samuel Johnson look like the idiot he is.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 20 July 2003 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd liek to be in Eastenders so I can get in on with Vicky Fowler. She's a fox.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 20 July 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Queer as folk, Queer As Folk...QUEER AS FOLK.
I just wanna go to babylon

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 20 July 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sopranos. I'd be a minor member of Johnny Sack's cartel, and perhaps make a small witty comment at some point, before getting beaten to death.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 20 July 2003 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd also like to be in Dawson's Creek. I would give Dawson advice about his love life, and make things even worse! hah!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 20 July 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

the muppett show

― kephm, Sunday, 20 July 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Daria!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 20 July 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to be on Coronation Street, too! I want to be this American whiz-kid person who employs Jack and Vera, finds them to be valuable employees, adopts them as her surrogate grandparents, and has them move into her house, thus allowing them to save up for their own house somewhere near the Rovers Return.

I loved Jack and Vera! They were endearing. Miss that show.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to appear on 7th heaven, so i can kidnap ruthie. someone really needs rescue her from her evil village-of-the-damned family.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 20 July 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

TIME TEAM!!!

― kate (kate), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

'Angel Dusted'

― dave q, Monday, 21 July 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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