Why can't anyone make a decent Cow?

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...on Battlenet trying to get from level 92 to level 93 in Secret Cow Level.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

What game has eaten *your* brain?

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

present lyrics to the music you hear while sailing around lookin' for stuff in Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker:

Sail the sea,
we sail on the sea!
We sail on the sea,
onnnnn the seaaaaaa

Etc x5 hours at a stretch

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ouch. at least D2 sounds like muslimgauze....except when the Cows moo over it.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

1. announce Cow
2.
3. repeat

variation:
1, announce Cow
2. enter Cow
3. *make! Make* Who has Leg!
4. half the party goes hostile
5. repeat

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

oops #2 came out blank. should read [game full]

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

They completely nerf the cows in patch 1.09, though, so make bacon while the sun shines.

I spent most of Saturday on that bit of Wind Waker which isn't even Zelda, it's Pokemon Snap.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.newbritainyouthmuseum.org/images/hu_pictures/animals/cow.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, sorry!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

nice cow--but it's not carrying a big axe!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this thread was going to be about the Douglas Adams cow that wants you to eat it.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

that's one of the things i find fascinating about ile--people read all kinds of things into threads/titles based on their expectations. (not that thinking about douglas adams is a bad expectation ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you had left out the "Black" in front of the "Cow" on your thread title and were planning on ranting on about not being able to find a decent root beer float anywhere near you. You know.

Damn it, now I want a Black Cow. The root beer float, mind.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Saucy!

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

A floating cow, now there's a thought!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

lee perry used to put cows all over records when he didn't partic like them...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Bbbut cows are great!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

cows are uber cool i'm with you there... they're just funny... mooing = coolest sound ever

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait a minute, all this thread and not one post from Ally about how cows are Satan's emissaries?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, you misspelt "kittens" there.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Cows are Satan's kittens?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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