<i>"Do you want me to slap on my new Stereophonics?"</i> Phrases at work which give you the fear.

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Luckily I have a portable CD player in my desk draw for such occasions, but what is your biggest fear, and what can you do to reduce the pain?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You should have pretended to have misheard them.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

or you should have answered "Do you want me to slap YOU in the fucking ear?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

how about 'Do you want me to slap your ass and call you Charlie?'

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

or "how about you and me crawl under my desk and check each other's prostates?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks like the sort that may have a prostrate actually.

I'm still thanking my collection of downloaded Gabba_Net MP3 compilations for drowning out the guff on the office stereo.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a friend who insists on coming round and playing me her Shania Twain records. The worst thing is that Shania produced three versions of her latest record, and my friend has bought them one by one and played them to me, despite my protests. My friend sings along with them in the middle of conversations.

The only reason I put up with this is that my friend is mega beautiful and sexy. God gave her everything except good taste.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Funnily enough, Shania Twain is another 'favorite' in the office, along with Heart's greatest hits. I say fovourite because most people can't stand all these artists except a vocal minority who lord it over the stereo. When they go a bit later on, I put on the better stuff though. The recent Erol Alkan mix CD has been a big hit.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The recent Erol Alkan mix CD has been a big hit.

So, evidently someone in your office has a brain. Be glad they haven't been playing Conway Twitty over the office loudspeaker system;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I say fovourite

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

well, it's on tv, not at work, but "Ladies and Gentlemen... Jane's Addiction" is pretty f'ing frightening

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

What, are they covering George Michael's greatest hits? That would be pretty cool.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You say No but mean Yes.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

On TOTP2 last night, at the end they offered us a very special treat: Elton John and Eric Clapton, together.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You lucky bastards. Lucky. Fucking. Bastards.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

and after the show Uncle Eltie checked Claptons prostate.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

With his...well, never mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

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"Do you want me to slap on my new Stereophonics?" Phrases at work which give you the fear.