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― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

geezerg kjiosk

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You're strongo. This much I know is true.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll have what he's having.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

KBEBEELER ELVEXZZ

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you going to kill us with guns next??

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

geezerg kjiosk

that sounds like a song on a Telex demo.

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Damnit! I only have one small swig of Vodka left, or I'd try to catch up with him.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

my farst smell like hickroy chips

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

a nab sghiyfdu FUCK

a mnabn wshould not eat 1 lb of grund beef and the dring a lot

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Here, put your arm around me... that's right... now let's get in the cab... easy there...

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

On the subway tonight I saw a girl in a fancy dress with no shoes, covered with puke and blood. I thought it was apropos to mention on this thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

dont bemost peiolke not hjave puke and blued on their shes?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i fele like an autistic chilkd trying to ciumincate the meaniung of klife thryu a brief momnent of clairyty

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

how does one ambet anyway?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Pootie Tang to thread.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

brb

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

LOL!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i once had to share a subway car with a homeless guy who had vomited all over himself. it was rush hour, i noticed no-one was in the car before entering and thought, "wow! an empty car during rush hour!" then i got in, took a whiff, and almost vomited myself. luckily, i only had to ride the train for one stop or i would've died.

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever happened to this girl obviously happened well before the subway.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

must've been one damn good party

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i balme joghby bethr oden, dan peryn and the rst for this stagte i am in

PLUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

charly sys alwaye tell yourb mymmy before u gon off somehwere

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

tha bethroom smells treally bad rtight now

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I blame all of those people too, that's obviously why that girl was sick.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Does tyhe bathroom smell like hickroy chips?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I will now begin adding typos of my own. But again, I cannot catch up to jess.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Poseur.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

jaldkfuoiuIOkljhihngaoin oaiuoihejnKJ oiudkjnAIi jnkjndal;goaiw akjdiohn IIN lkdnflaiopwq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 kortkasdgklo~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

brb

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

a;sldkfj

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahaha! do you understand that corn is a grain? ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

a;sldkfj

I love how that thread progresses from nonsense into carefully thought-out nonsense.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally's link just scares me.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

tha bethroom

you have a room of beth ditto?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 27 July 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I fuck you up goosd right
I taste tne bolld rihgt
you can't beat therhythm right
give it chance tonight

I m your king f beats

I am the ing of all beats

I m your ming of beats

I givew you the beats for life

gilrs want it , guys wantit
it's ourt in the wordls
I give it for free, yeah
cqnyou feel the sound
I am unable to restrain
take it one time, I ma yr lovr

I m your king f beats

I am the ing of all beats

I m your ming of beats

I givew you the beats for life

I skate like a monster machine
I drive like a racing demonine
I am the master of all that is speed
you want me to be the one you belive

alright now

gimme breadwond

humpa uh

uh huh
yeah
it's allright
give you the break dwon

so you can get up

I love the way you move
I love the way Isee
I love eeveryrthing bout you girl
I love the times you be

I m your king f beats

I am the ing of all beats

I m your ming of beats

I givew you the beats for life

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

also I just did that apropos of nothing minus love

taste the blood, mothefuckers, it is in every one of you

also I am good and drunk and I don't care anymore.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I am the king of the bongos. King of the bongos.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

soylent grün ist popel.

― Kaffeeschlaf (Wintermute), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.arttexnet.com/arttexnet/art_images/mindy_kober/tuna.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

that picture looks only slightly less ridiculous than some of the bollywood/indian music videos i've seen.

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It actually is one of them.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Jess you got so far after I left chat! I'm so impressed! Did yr threats to N. work?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 27 July 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish i was in the beth room

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 27 July 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

man

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 27 July 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ambet is surely some sorta smasho dance!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Saturday night
I feel the air is getting hot
Like you baby
I'll make you mine you know
I'll take you to the top
I'll drive you grazy

Da da dum
Di di di da da da da dum
Be my baby
Da da dum
di di di da da da da dum
Pretty baby

Saturday night dance
I like the way you move
Pretty baby
It's party time and not
one minute we can loose
Be my baby

Saturday
Saturday
Saturday night
Saturday night x 5

It's party time
oh
It's party time
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday night
Saturday night x 2

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

did think it was gareth thread (i think ally thought so as well). is that what ppl thinbk when they are drunk? *sheesh*

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i embeth davidtz than u

http://www.realm-o-tigger.com/tbwc/embeth/embeth1b.gif

just so u no

― Kaffeeschlaf (Wintermute), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Do people ever post on ILX when they are really drunk, and then regret it when they have sobered up?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

she is better than all of us!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 27 July 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

:'(

― Larcole (Nicole), Sunday, 27 July 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

oh. my. god.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i am in so much pain right now

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

and i am terrified to go look in the bathroom

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The usual?

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

oh jess.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

dude I am so proud of that "song". That's like the best post I've ever written. Can we just have the moderators set it up so that whenever I post, that thing is automatically cut-&-pasted at the beginning? I don't think I really have anything else to say.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 July 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I was thinking the same thing about ol'Whigfield.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

a nab sghiyfdu FUCK
a mnabn wshould not eat 1 lb of grund beef and the dring a lot

damn am i glad i had something else to do on Sat nite.
this thread is one hurtin' unit ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ow.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry. hope your hangover is not too bad today...

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

drink some gatorade

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

okay this thread is some kinda genius.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

genius or autism.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

a fine line

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I just googled frantically trying to figure out which Turbonegro song those lyrics Millar posted came from.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

cleaned up that vomit yet, strongo? or just had your cats eat it up, eventually?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

well it's the new tenants problem, now

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i totally remember that night now, though...i was packing to move when nancy was in oklahoma, and i had eaten this huge, incredibly greasy burrito creation, and was drinking coronas. and i signed on IM and there was a chat and - inbetween me and dan getting all misty over early 90s rave music - people kept egging me on into drinking more. the vomit, as i remember, looked like a bucket of blood.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

so, in summation: feel good hit of the season.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

a thorough throw-uppington then, heh.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Brought to you by Royal Trux! (link not safe for universe)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i really wish there was a beth room

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i know her address if you want it

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

?!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you guys both Kiss fans or sumptin?
(well, yu arbt better tham me them i gess)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

haha well jim, i mean i did live in the same town as her for two years, and know people who know her, etc.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not as if i was sitting outside her bedroom window at night jerking off.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahaha

i was just wondering what i would do with such information! i suppose i could post her some mash notes and a 8x10 glossy

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

why oh why won't the gossip tour australia

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread leaves me speechless

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

iambet pentameter

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 23 January 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

iambet midler

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 23 January 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

you better you ambet

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

pete rose ambets on baseball games

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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