ancient english shows i want help with

1) i just cut myself with the razor, enough to use some tissue as blood-blocking stickum and it reminded me of some little clips Nickelodeon used to show during a regularly scheduled international comedy omnibus called "turkey TV". they starred a terribly anxious interviewer with razorcuts and the aforementioned tissue dots, which he had apparently bizarrely come to terms with for his television program, which included inerviews from luminaries like ricky schroeder

2) a radio quiz program from the 80s, which aired on Sundays, in Tennessee at least. just after church, i believe. it featured the kind of creative point-awarding later popularized by "whose line is it anyway"—one was awarded 0, 1 mark, or 2 marks for answers often requiring some subtle spin; i remember it being like the quiz equivalent of a cryptic crossword. my favorite part came at the end when the contestants each told a shaggy dog story, the climax of which had to be a phrase that the host had set back at the beginning of the show—so inbetween questions and answers they had to be thinking about and adding to and polishing this set-up to some horrible pun. as i remember it this story could make up for a show's worth of missed questions, depending on its unexpected plot, or just great timing by the teller. i could be remembering all this wrong.