Would Big Brother be better if it was called PIG Brother and all the contestants were really ugly and battled it out for the right to plastic surgery?

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That would be funny.

Spoonered, Monday, 28 July 2003 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

this isnt a question. surely it is a statement. i mean, is there any doubt about this?

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 28 July 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i think this is something we can ALL agree on

gareth (gareth), Monday, 28 July 2003 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

would previous contestants be allowed back in?

james (james), Monday, 28 July 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking from the Brit edition, I thought the following were shaggable:

*Nush
*Kate
*Sophie
*Helen
*That one from the latest series that went to Oz and took her top off a lot.

You'd allow all the women from series 1 back in and Jade would be a requisite to the thing being made.

Spoonered, Monday, 28 July 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather watch Pig Lover, but then I am a deviant.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 28 July 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd watch one where pigs get vivisected.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

as long they were regularly slopped

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Do the Manics get to vivisect them?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

One can only hope.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Iron Chef Morimoto vs. Wire...we reveal the INGREDIENT!

*trussed up C***m slowly rises from the floor*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF...oh, animals, just animals, sorry.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yawn, see Manics thread. Ally is so dumb it's hard to argue with her. No wonder her days are spent on ILM instead of fucking reading a book or something. I bet she never even arsed herself to find out why folks were against the Iraq war the silly sod. Go to bed Ally and dream of your wee future without caring or giving a shit about anything except how much you can make to keep you in makeup.

Calz (Calz), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm really only buying makeup to make sure more bunny rabbits get torture though, Calum.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Every time you put mascara on a kitten has to die.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

David Bowie's fanbase, brutal murderers.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

God, Tammy Faye Bakker is like an animal genocide factory.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.norfolkwindmills.com/ilx/oops.jpg

gareth (gareth), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Which is Jim and which is Tammy?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i used to have a toy snake like that! minus the awesome teeth tho sadly

stevem (blueski), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Phoney! You nicked your idea from Harry Hill's "Flight From Deathrow"! I claim my 500 pickled eggs!

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I FUC K EGGGS

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Well that surprises no one.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ARE YIT AN EGG? NO? TH EN SHT UPP!

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever is in the alcohol in England is urgent and key to get in the united states, that much I can tell.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I am perfectly sober. I jst fuck eggs.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you lose a hand or something then?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/chikong/images/zelda.gif

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)


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