this is the thread where Horace and Tad battle it out for the statscock

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cuz otherwise we'd just pollute other threads

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I find you both ridiculous and petulant.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

that

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

high

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

school

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Biter.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Andrew. He is not petulant, and only occasionally ridiculous.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Free the Statscock! It should not be owned!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

And I love Ally because she is gangsta, and has my back. After her public worrying about it last year, I now declare her officially Ally From The Block.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Then they all lezzed up.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

In a vat of Shedd's Spread.

― Captain Butter Underpants (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

how come Tad hasn't posted here yet?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm saving that special moment for Spencer, I thought?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is Shedd?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.countrycrock.com/

ROWR

― Captain Butter Underpants (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I should rub that on my breasts instead of the chocolate, I think.

(if that doesn't make Tad post, what will?)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

define "post"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh that's quite filthy, innit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

but in a good way.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, it's more like John Stamos than Neil Patrick Harris, right?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

HEY! there was no need to put either of those two in the little erotic fantasy I had going there.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Erotic"?? That's not quite the word I'd have for the combination of elements going on here.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

butter and breasts??? what could be finer?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

OK you have butter and breasts, right, but you also have:

1) me
2) Tad
3) Captain Butter Underpants over there
4) Spencer
5) Chocolate
6) the song "Jenny from the Block"

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

butter and breasts??? what could be finer?

Let me introduce you to my Aunt Jemimer

(For some reason I felt the need to rhyme in order to answer Horace.)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.namequestusa.com/images/butterball.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Tangy. Zesty. Spicy. oh yeah, I'm so hot.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

You forgot crispy, that's so sexxxy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Statscock is so far out of my grasp right now. :( What with work.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

how come Tad hasn't posted here yet?

OMGWTF

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 May 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

what's REAL sad, though, is that even though i've NOT been posting much these past 2 months i'm @ 51 on the statscock. THAT's an OMGWTF.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 May 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

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