Female's in the workplace...

Girls get turned on by correct use of apostrophes. It's true.

I do work with someone with a nice bum, but I make sure I confine patting it to my imagination which is just as well considering what would ensue if I actually carried out the deed.

http://www.ruetihofeier.ch/images/Timo%20Gade.JPG

No need to ask, he's a smooth operator.

She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door
Break up with your girl it ended in tears
Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear
I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking
The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking
She said come on over it was me that she missed
I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed
Your old lady left you and you went girls (x3) insane
You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train
Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak
Sucking down pints till I didn't know
Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho
Cause I announce I like girls that bounce
With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
Girls with curls and big long locks
And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks
Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and
*She thinks she's the passionate one*

If this line in the song is actually a sample from the The Sweet, I must have this record now.

oops i've said too much!

(And yes, it is a Sweet sample.)

vs.

http://silverorange.com/images/slices/beasties_big.gif

Give into your animation impulses and reject Satan.

I have Paul's Boutique, but possibly bought it the day before I turned my back on the canon.

Equal-opportunity pigginess? Oink....

Love in the 90's
Is paranoid
On sunny beaches
Take your chances, looking for

GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LOVE BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE

Avoiding all work
Cos there's none available
Like battery thinkers
Count their thoughts on 1 2 3 4 5 fingers

Nothing is wasted
Only reproduced
You get nasty blisters
Du bist sehr schon
But we haven't been introduced

When I'm this still you are my life
(When I'm this still you are my life)
So at ease in the midnight sky
(So at ease in the midnight sky)
But my insides will look like war
(But my insides will look like war)
Paralysed except through my thoughts

So why so sad
You live and you love
So why so sad
Dependent on above
Searching for the Dead Sea Scrolls
So why, so why so sad

My smile as real as a hyena's
(My smile as real as a hyena's)
Burns an express-way to my skull
(Burns an express-way to my skull)
But I'll stick myself together again
Spirit so low that I no longer pretend

So why so sad
You live and you love
So why so sad
Dependent on above
Searching for the Dead Sea Scrolls
So why, so why so sad

So why so why so sad
You live and you love
So why so why so sad
Dependent on above
Searching for the Dead Sea Scrolls
So why, so why so sad
So why, so why so sad
So why, so why so sad

"Don't move don't blink don't even breathe" she said
"Or the photograph will spoil
And cut you off at the head"
So I was sucking
I was suncking like a fat lady would
But I couldn't hold it down another second
(Bleagh!)
"Don't twitch don't shout don't think don't even breathe" she said
"Or the photograph will spoil and cut you off at the head"
So I was sweating
I was sweating like a fat lady would
And I woke up
With a man inside my mouth
(This won't hurt at all)

(chorus)
Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it

(chorus x2)

When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke

Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!

chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You asshole! You shit!

I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs

I fear the case of Perry v. Larcole will go all the way to Rehnquist and his crew (I of course will file an amicus curiae brief to support Perry seeing as the arguments of Larcole are unconstitutional).

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .…
Baby work it

I met a real cutie
He had a nice tight booty
He seemed to be the freaky lover type
Let's cut right through the chase
C'mon and get a taste
You've got to face it
So that I can get hype

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .…
Baby work it, baby work it
Baby work it, baby work it ....

Before you can stick and move
You gotta grin in the groove
You know men are dogs
So go bark up somebody else's tree
Here boy come and get it

Come on and show ur able
And go below my navel
Don't be a tease just give me what I like
I'm full of freakiness
So give my cat a kiss
And make me purr
So we can do this right

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .…
Baby work it, baby work it
Baby work it, baby work it ....

Hence the 2003 revamp of 80's kitsch

Like that scene in The Jerk?

Coworker: Hi Chris.
Chris Rock: Yeah, female's in the workplace!

Oh, wait, that song's about *mutual* enjoyment and fun. Oops.

I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fuck with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Cause I've got to know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

This verse goes out to my niggaz in jail
Beatin they dicks to the double-X-L; Magazine (uhh)
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline
Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes
Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs
[*Moans*] Baby.. ohh.. yes ohh!
Jailer.. open up.. cell, block, eight
[*sexual sounds*]
Alright nigga, that's enough
Stop, look and listen; get back to your position
Kim got your dick hard, startin fights in the yard
Hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster
Niggaz do anything for a Lil' Kim poster
Eses, Bloods, Crips, all the thugs
Up North in the hole, they all wanna know

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

If you drivin in the street, hold on to your seat
Niggaz, grab your meat while I ride the beat
And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya
(Shoom!) That's me the Knight Rider
Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap
Lunatics in the street - gotta keep the heat
Sixty on the bezel, a hundred on the rings
Sittin pretty baby with a Cash Money bling
12 A.M. I'm on the way to club
After three bottles I'll be ready to fuck
Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors
High-class taste niggaz got to spend paper
Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like it's rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Let me know, let me know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Baby tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?

In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like whine and I'm hungry like the wolf

Stalked in the forest too close to hide I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
High blood drumming on your skin it's so tight you feel my heat I'm just a moment behind
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound I'm lost and I'm found and I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside and I'm hungry like the wolf

Hungry like the wolf, hungry like the wolf, hungry like the wolf

Burning the ground I break from the crowd I'm on the hunt I'm after you
I smell like I sound I'm lost and I'm found and I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it's dicord and rhyme I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine and I'm hungry like the wolf
Burning the ground I break from the crowd I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound I'm lost and I'm found and I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside and I'm hungry like the wolf

Now imagine if that was the actual lyric.

ARGHHHHH -

Everytime I walk down the street - Erection -
When I see a woman that I'd like to beat - Erection -
When I think of blood I think of love - Erection -
When I think of blood I think of love - Erection -
Oh, I got Erection Oh, I got Erection Oh, I got Erection Oh, I got Erection When I set a house on fire - Erection -
Once a liver, now she's a dier - Erection -
When I dig a hole in the ground - Erection -
When I hear that hard rock sound - Erection -
Oh, I got Erection -
Oh, I got Erection -
Oh, I got Erection -
Oh, I got Erection -

In other news,
My neck, my back, my UGH! just like that!

(Cries)

y'know i don't understand why everyone keeps calling us sluts
me neither, i'm a good girl
yeh me too
hell i just went to church the other day

here's a story about the boys at the altar
some of them got between me and my (halter?)
but i dont think the good lord would mind
i was calling his name the whole time

sometimes i get a little drunk
and i go home with some crazy punks
but dont judge me by what i do
cos baby you know you wanna hit it too

shit you know they all wanna hit it
yeh they're just talkin shit cos they want it

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

y'know maybe its these outfits we wear
i mean, i CAN see your boobies
shit my stylist is on a budget
he's just tryin to save some fabric
it really doesnt matter, i'm just gonna end up takin it off anyway

so what if i'm a little nudey
it dont mean that i get some booty
baby i just wanna shake it
it took momma nine months to make it

my daisy dukes they fit just right
they squeeze my kootchy really tight
so that when i shake and dance
there's a party in my pants

shit i love your daisy dukes, i think they're really classy

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
is it the way i move my butt
is it the way my clothes are cut
i like to do it anywhat

do i look like a slut
is it the way i move my butt
is it the way my clothes are cut
i don't give a fuck

i saw mikey on the street the other day,
and you know what he called me?
what?
he called me a slut
no
yeh
honey don't worry he's just a fag anyway

i'm not a fuckin slut you fuckin cocksucker
your mom's the one lettin everyone fuck her
everybody knows she's a fuckin ho
sucks dick on the corner for a little blow
just because i like to freak
each and every night of the week
dont mean i cant resist temptation
hell i dont give a damn about my reputation

shit you know i'm grade a top choice beef baby
this is one classy ass

do i look like a slut
is it the way i move my butt
is it the way my clothes are cut
i like to do it anywhat

do i look like a slut
is it the way i move my butt
is it the way my clothes are cut
i don't give a fuck

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

do i look like a slut
uh huh, shut up

i cant believe she get off talkin shit like that
i mean she's one to talk
at least we dont let just anyone stick it in
what a fuckin slut
SLUT!

She looks like the Sunday comics
She thinks she's Brenda Starr
Her nose job is real atomic
All she needs is an old knife scar

Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"
Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade
Red eye shadow! Green mascara!
Yuck! She's too much

She looks like she don't know better
A case of partial extreme
Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater
Acting like a soap opera queen

Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

She got the nerve to tell me she's not on it
But her expression is too serene
Yeah, she looks like she washes with Comet
Always looking to create a scene

Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull. Rip her to shreds

Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"
Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade
Yeah, you know her, with the fish-eating grin
She's so dull

Yeah, she got the nerve to tell me!
Huh, she's so dull
Yeah, there she goes now
She making out with King Kong
She take her boat to Hong Kong
Well, bye bye sugar
And not a minute too soon

And she was blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tight, but she'll make it alright

Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the East
He says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone, watchin' the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance

Yeah, he was blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
He got down but he never got tight, but he's gonna make it tonight

Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes
She said, "I'll turn you on, sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky break"
And Go-Cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside
And little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Oh, some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer, playin' backyard bombardier
Yes, and Scotland Yard was trying hard, they sent some dude with a calling card, he said, "Do what you like, but don't do it here"
Well, I jumped up, turned around, spit in the air, fell on the ground and asked him which was the way back home
He said, "Take a right at the light, keep goin' straight until night, and then, boy, you're on your own"
And now in Zanzibar, a shootin' star was ridin' in a side car, hummin' a lunar tune
Yes, and the avatar said, "Blow the bar but first remove the cookie jar, we're gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon"
And some kidnapped handicap was complainin' that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night
Well, I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears I saw a gap but figured he'd be all right

He was just blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
Oh, but Mama, that's where the fun is
I was blinded
I was blinded
I was blinded

Good mornin’ ladies and gentlemen ("what hotel number is she in? ")
Boys and motherfuckin’ girls ("319, 319" "cool")
This is your captain with no name speakin’
And I’m here 2 rock your world
With a tale that will soon be classic
About a woman u already know
No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain
Pussy control (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control, oh
Aaah, pussy control, oh

Our story begins in a schoolyard
A little girl skipping rope with her friends
A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket
Just school books 4 the fight she would be in
One day over this hoodie
She got beat 4 some clothes and her rep
With her chin up, she scolded "all y’all’s molded
When I’m rich, on your neck I will step"
And step she did 2 the straight a’s
Then college, the master degree
She hired the heifers that jumped her
And made everyone of them work 4 free?
No! why?
So what if my sisters are triflin’?
They just don’t know
She said "mama didn’t tell’em what she told me
’girl, u need pussy control’" (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control, oh
Aaah, pussy control, oh

Verse 2
Pussy got bank in her pockets
Before she got dick in her drawers
If brother didn’t have good and plenty of his own
In love pussy never did fall
And this fool named trick wanna stick her
Uh, talkin’ more schick than a bic
’bout how he gonna make pussy a star
If she come and sing a lick on his hit
Pussy said "nigga, u crazy if u don’t know
Every woman in the world ain’t a freak
U can go platinum 4 times
Still couldn’t make what I make in a week
So push up on somebody wanna hear that
Cuz this somebody here don’t wanna know
Boy, u better act like u understand
When u roll with pussy control" (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control, oh
Aaah, pussy control, oh

Breakdown
(are u ready 4 the best pussy u ever felt? ) {x2}

With one more verse 2 the story
I need another piece of your ear
I wanna hip u all 2 the reason
I’m known as the player of the year
Cuz I met this girl named pussy
At the club international balls
She was rollin’ 4-deep
3 sisters and a weepy-eyed white girl drivin’ her haul
I pulled up right beside her
And my electric top went down
I said "motherfucker, I know your reputation
And I’m astounded that u’re here
I fear u’re lonely and u want 2 know
A 12 o’clock straight up nigga
That don’t give a shit that u’re pussy control
Well I’m that nigga, at least I wanna be
But it’s gonna be hard as hell
2 keep my mind off a body
That would make every rich man
Want 2 sell, sell, sell (75, we need another.. 85, 85 here, sold!)
Can I tell u what I’m thinkin’ that u already know?
U need a motherfucker that respects your name"
Now say it, pussy control (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control, oh
Aaah, pussy control, oh

And the moral of this motherfucker is
Ladies, make’em act like they know
U are, was, and always will be pussy control (are u ready? )
Peace and be wild (aaah, pussy control)

Say what, huh? (oh)
Oh no, don’t u think about callin’ her a ho (are u ready? )
U juvenile delinquent
Best sit your ass down
Talkin’ about pussy control
Huh, can u dig it?

Aaah, pussy control (are u ready? )
Oh (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control (are u ready? )
Oh (are u ready? )

With those choices, I'd say....classic

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,
Oh great God daddy,
Grind me honey and shave me dry,
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come,
Oh, daddy shave me dry,
And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.

I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry.

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam asshole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
Ow, shit!
Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And a pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.
Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

My back is made of whalebone,
And my cock is made of brass,
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,
Great God, round to kiss my ass.
Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry

****

Aside: Oh, you shave it!

Aside by Bogan:

Play those dogs, boy.

Well you know says I left Cincinnati you know with, somethin' on my mind,

Shank bowl the head of my dick, with blue balls in my groins,

When I hit Birmingham, you know I was feelin’ awful funny,

Nest of crabs in my ass, and the whores had my money,

Now you know all I could say: "You know them bitches done shaved me dry".

Say you know said the she-frog, you know she jumped from Muddy Run,

Say wasn't a Baptist here, couldn't make her come,

He-frog you know, he jumped from the bottom of the well,

Says "I'll make you come, fit to carry my black ass back to hell",

Now I told 'em: "No". Great God says, "I'll shave 'em dry".

Aside by Bogan:

Play them dogs, boy. There are plenty to thrill.

Say you know says come here woman, said and lay your black self down,

You know I'm gonna fuck you right there till you're, plum fucked out.

You know said after then, great God I'm gonna shave you dry.

Said you know says I went to a woman's house you know, early this morn',

You know when I got there, I had a stiff hard on,

Says I've knocked on the windows, says and I knocked on the door,

Took so doggone long to open, 'til I come on the floor,

And you know she have to holler says, baby says (aside by Bogan: Oh play 'em) shave 'em dry.

Says you know said I'm goin' next week you know, to the cemetery ground,

I'm gon' carry me a woman there, and I said I'm gonna lay her down,

You know there's a word and there that I ain't gonna say,

You know said I done so long, till you know she said: "Baby I'm dead".

Now I told her: "No, great God I just shaved you dry".

Say you know says early this mornin', you know just about half past three,

Woman told me to: "Turn over, say you know what she promised me",

I say: "I ain't promised you a thing woman, says I just been in luck",

She says: "Turn over here baby", says, says: "Right there 'cause I just want to fuck".

I says: "You know I'm tellin' you now", great God said: "I'm gonna shave you dry".

My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack

First you gotta put yo neck into it
dont stop just do it do it
then you roll your tounge from the cracccckk back to the front
then ya suck it all till i shake and cum nigga
make sure i keep bustin nutz nigga
all over yo face this stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good it big and long
slow fuckin till the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces and stuff
through the nite making so much love
dead sleep when the sun comes up

So lick it now lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should
right now lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack

You might roll dubs you might have g's
but fuck that nigga get on yo knees
a bitch like me moans and screams
thug misses know what i mean
at the club so fresh so clean
hoe hatin niggas watchin me
so high in the line on green
with a unit on my face so mean
i gotta pick which nigga i need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
you try me i make you see
yo bitches aint got shit on me

So lick it now lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should
right now lick it good
lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack

Do it now
lick it good suck this pussy just like you should
right now lick it good suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back...
"Then you roll your tongue from the crack back to the front nigga,
suck it off til i shake and cum nigga, make sure i keep bustin nutz nigga" 2x
in the background
My Neck.. My back...
My Neck.. My back...
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack
My Neck.. My back... Lick my Pussy and My Crack

The tune Luna just posted was written by a girl as a journal entry in class last year. *sigh*

[Fashion]
Aiight, and away we go
You got the World Famous Kool with the smooth-ass flow
Speaking about what I get with or stick on the reg
Got you running round in circles fiending for the third leg
But baby don't you go yet, cause you ain't really strong
You haven't even had a taste of the fucking tongue
I say "motherfucker" cause your mommy was a victim
Your cousins, sisters, aunts, oh yeah I licked em
I tricked em and they all come back for the treats
But I don't eat the cake before I frost the feats
And you get weak like S W to the V
Soaking wet victim in between my J sheets
And ain't no freak could lick you up and down better
Even if his tongue was silk, he couldn't get you wetter
Find space on my face, give me all that you got
So I cen get up close and kiss that pretty twat

(Eat the pussy)
Psycho Les like to (Eat the pussy)
My man Rob like to (Eat the pussy)
Rik man like to (Eat the pussy)
My little brother Devine like to (Eat the pussy)
Yeah, Lucien like to (Eat the pussy)
V.I.C. like to (Eat the pussy)
The fucking JV like to (Eat the pussy)

The Kool the kinky dude on the streets after dark
I fish for meats so I can eat like a shark
Get hit on by jailbait but pay it no mind
I never ate a dish a day before its time
Now why the brothers in my fucking town are fucking blue
Cause before I knock the boots I want to lick the shoes
Get dirt on my chin, still puffing a bunch of smoke
She screaming shoot her cream, right down my fucking throat, nope
I never let a dark honey just pass
I just slam my face in that fat Onyx ass, asked
The chick for 69 or 61
That's when I bust a nut but the bitch never cums, hum mmmm mmmmm
I gots to have it cause my tongue wants to
Keep her going like that fucking rabbit, just grab it
But say no and I won't be pushy
Just make me change your mind, so I can lick your pussy

(Eat the pussy)
A JuJu like to (Eat the pussy)
My man Rob like to (Eat the pussy)
Yeah, the god Lamar like to (Eat the pussy)
Ha, Kurious like to (Eat the pussy)
Yeah, Dr. Butcher like to (Eat the pussy)
My cousin Ron like to (Eat the pussy)
C'mon, Sam Dean like to (Eat the pussy)

In and out with the tongue, ain't another brother finer
Cause I can dunk like that fuckin Harold Miner
After I see you here now you're in for a suprise
My lips are suction cups in a fucking fat disguise
Rise up off the bed in a twist
I make your head spin like the fucking Exorcist
Miss Mary Jane, you blow for a change, c'mon
Act insane and suck out my damn brains, the main
Vein is up for spring cleaning
Trick licking on my balls, yeah now you got me fiending
I'm dreaming, I'm in the cemetary sucking breasts
I pet the clit and put the pussy to rest
I might not flow like Fat Joe but I'm cool
Fucking third of the trio, a pussy eating fool
Dripping out my mouth baby
So let me lick the pussy before you drive me crazy

(Eat the pussy)
JMD like to (Eat the pussy)
Stretch Armstrong like to (Eat the pussy)
My man T-Roy like to (Eat the pussy)
Yeah, Diggy Dice like to (Eat the pussy)
C'mon, niggas in the Skills like to (Eat the pussy)
Yo, out in LA they like to (Eat the pussy)
Yeah and DC like to (Eat the pussy)
I think lesbians like to (Eat the pussy)
Yeah, and I like to (Eat the pussy)
Yeah, you can cut it off like (Eat the pussy)

Intro:
my baby left me, left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do
and then I met his best friend
and he took me to his house
and I said...I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my muthafuckin mouth
I mean her muthafuckin mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
my muthafuckin mouth

Verse
You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and han you a cock
and tell you that my name is AK
get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin
if your not down to go low >deep in my mouth
I'm all about mouth fuckin
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin
and fuck chap sticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips >down in my mouth
creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them
with an erection like injections
fuck it I be druggin them
numbing up your tonsils
like ambesol anesthetic
cummin down your throat like chloraseptic no time for
apologin..girlfriend if you.....
swallowin{gurgle}....gagolin
I'm givin bitches permanent beers
put your lips here
and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth

Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my muthafuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
or you can just eat me out
or I can just eat you out
you can eat me out
yeah, whats that all about
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
baby, slurp it up, its enough to fill your cup
its finger lickin good
and Im wishin it would
go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue
In the crack of my ass, just eatin me-nigga
goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
and you can e a t m e o u t
but put it your my mouth
put it in your mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
and you could just eat me out
what do ya choose to lick
you could eat me out
pussy or dick?
put it in your mouth
people through out the world
I said your muthafuckin mouth
man it's your pick
put it in my mouth
what do ya choose to lick
put it in my mouth
pussy or dick?
I said my muthafuckin mouth
people through out the world
just put it in my mouth
yeah it's your pick
muthafuckin mouth
what do you wanna lick
and you could just eat me out
pussy or dick?
in my mouth
people through out the world
put it in my mouth
its..your..pick..hah
baby-baby in my mouth
its your pick..pick
let me go down
uhh, uhh
people through out the world

You're going down on me even if it kills you
You're going down on me even if you die
You're going down on me, better get used to it
There's no use in fighting because it's do it or die
Fuck or die
Fuck or die
Fuck or die
Fuck or die

All there's left is to take off your clothes
And do it do it do it till you're bone dry
Do it till you're all worn out
Just do it do it do it till your bone dry
Do it there is no doubt
Do it there is no doubt

I'm gonna give you head even if it kills you
I'm gonna give you head even if you die
I'm gonna give you head, better get used to it
There's no use in fighting because it's do it or die
Fuck or die
Fuck or die
Fuck or die
Fuck or die
Fuck or die...

I keep a close watch on this twat of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
And the condom on your dick's the tie that binds
Because you're mine I walk the line

Yea.