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Please provide clear numbered instructions for how to do something.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

1.
2.
3.

congratulations

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

So, we've got "How to be Obnoxious" down...

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Open one eye;

2) Open other eye;

3) Roll over to the left/right....

Now you've just fallen out of bed.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

How to make dinner:
1. Tell Nick you are hungry.
2. Tell Nick what you'd like to eat.
3. Wait a bit.
4. Dinner is served!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

How to Be Obnoxious Pt. II:

1. Start a lame thread.
2. Write an unnecessarily snarky response to the first person to respond to your thread.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah is LAZY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Er, um, b-but Ned! I've got my good qualities too!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

KITTIES!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

can someone tell me how to animate a webpage so it looks like a page turning?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Like a page turning a trick?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Poops McGee and the Naughty Pageboy: A Victorian Romance.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

avoid doing work?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The answer to that one is implicit, Julio.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm victorian romance.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Laden with cholera, filth in the streets and stiffly-waxed mustaches.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

But strict on the parasols and high-necked collars.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

And whalebone.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

don't forget the cunny juice.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

freshly squeezed?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH.

Anyway, I was more referring to this scandal.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Beginner's Guide to Sex:

1. Insert tab 'A' into slot 'B'
2. Rinse and repeat

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Saw someone's hand off.
2. Saw the hand off someone else again (or, if stuck, saw off the other hand of person in 1.)
3. Glue the two hands together, by the wrist stumps.

You now have a funny pretend telephone 'handset'.

I once did this in Prague.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't expect anything less from someone who calls themself "Eyeball Kicks".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

How to become your friends' least favorite friend in four easy steps:

1. drink jaeger until you start getting the spins
2. pick up cell phone
3. browse through stored numbers
4. call every single one of them and sing "Highway to The Danger Zone" into the voice mail
5. repeat until you're unconscious

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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