Internet Explorer really is a pile of shit isn't it?

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Web developers must fear it's madenning quirks. I've been wasting so much time trying to get round it's inability to lay things out properly with CSS. "Oh well if you want a bit of right padding there, then I'm gonna shift all the right-aligned pictures on the page to the right. grr. i'm going to abandon DIVs and go back to doing stuff with table cells maybe.

Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. Particularly if you're using the cocknocking mac version.

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

*ALERT!!*/// User Off-Message /// Activate ** Search & Destroy Protocol ** /// CRUSH!! KILL!! HAIL BILL!! ///
C:\> Error Code 577AJ/77706913 (Abort/Retry/Fail?)

Evil Microsoft Robot (robster), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i've gone back to framesets

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

IE is crap. Please sir can I have some more popup ads. thanks.

I had a frustrating experience when going to wayyy to much trouble to make a site lay out nicely using DIVs, DHTML and CSS, only to realize that on this campus, tons of people use Netscape. Not Netscape 7! Oh, no! They already upgraded three years ago, and they're still using a version of Netscape 4!

See, I HATE using tables for layout... after realizing how much potential there is w/DHTML and CSS, I just can't do it. So I usually give up and make a banner using a small table, and don't use a three column layout. If I ever do a personal website it'll just have a big warning about NOT expecting it to look right if you haven't upgraded your browser in several years.

daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

my photos are all unaligned on Mozilla:(

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

IE for Mac is a turd floating in the toilet -- one too big and hard to get sucked down by the flush.

CSS on the Windows version of IE actually shows a modicum of logic by comparison, but nothing beats the standards compliance of an open source-based browser.

The KHTML engine used in Safari is lovely, but the application (ie. the part where Apple comes in) itself is a bit unstable. I never thought I'd say it, but I actually like something that the KDE project has produced.

My favourite Windows browser is Mozilla Firebird (formerly Phoenix). This sucker was my workhorse 8+ hours a day for over a year until I switched to the Mac. Sadly the OS X version of Firebird is practically unusable (or was the last time I downloaded a nightly binary about a month ago).

fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i have IE set to use 20 megs of space for local caching.... yet when i hit the "back" button from a thread to get back to the new answers page, it has to load the page again - ummm

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Idiosyncracy and character are little removed in relationships. We meet so many in our lives, and end up living with the shits.

Does this mean we have to love them?

Judge Mentalist (Judge Mentalist), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i have IE set to use 20 megs of space for local caching.... yet when i hit the "back" button from a thread to get back to the new answers page, it has to load the page again - ummm

IE seems to get confused about where the stuff is stored, and what should be kept and what chucked. The cache seems to be useless unless it's set at 200MB+.

When I delete everything in Temporary Internet Files - and I have to do this yourself if I want it done properly, rather than just clicking 'Delete Files' from Tools/Options - the New Answers pages automatically refresh every time I look at them. Which suits me, actually. But then, after a couple of days, they'll get caught at one particular moment which won't change. So right now, for instance, I go to ILE New Answers & first on list is "disturb the pillars of capitalism (244 new answers, last at 11:14 pm, 1 unread)". I refresh, click on a link, go back and it's that same list again.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly the OS X version of Firebird is practically unusable (or was the last time I downloaded a nightly binary about a month ago).

Try downloading a new build... Tonight's (July 30) build is pretty rockin.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 31 July 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

For me to say IE is crap at this point would be like saying life is crap. I simply cannot escape it.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 31 July 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and FWIW IE on the Mac is a pile of shit. Quite a few in the developer community wondered if it was intentional on Microsoft's part.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 31 July 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

actually microsoft isn't making explorer anymore. safari has some goodness, but it's still in beta and can't do some things (add your photo to friendster for one)

lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Thursday, 31 July 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Er? But that's how I added my photo to Friendster!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 July 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

what is MS making instead?

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 31 July 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing -- they've basically said, "Apple's doing Safari, no more IE for Mac."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 July 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Opera for Windows, iCab for Mac! (do they still make iCab? It rocked like 5 years ago)

Dan I., Thursday, 31 July 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

IE is crap, but daria is OTM about Netscape 4. It is the bane of my existence. When designing anything that I even remotely expect anyone to read, it becomes not designing, but carefully working around everything that Netscape 4 won't do. And even then, I get e-mails. "I can't see such-and-such and such-and-such looks all crazy," and sometimes they even attach a screenshot, which never fails to take me back to my Mac circa 1990. Sometimes I change things, but usually I just send them a link. "www.mozilla.org. I promise this will make the whole internet look different."

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 31 July 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

IE6 is not as good as IE5, not by a longshot. It has, you know, "features." But if you try to uninstall IE5, it will cripple Windows permanently. Isn't that neat?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 31 July 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, should be, "Try to uninstall IE6."

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 31 July 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Idiosyncracy and character are little removed in relationships. We meet so many in our lives, and end up living with the shits.

Does this mean we have to love them?

Do I know you?

fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

IE is the shit. (That means I like it, by the way.)

toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

As if Windows wasn't crippled already.. :) Mozilla rocks. I'm downloading Firebird Mozilla right now; I used the regular one but it can slow down a bit and I don't really need the extra composing/newsgroup/mail features.

daria g (daria g), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah mozilla creams all over bill gate's face really. i always hated netscape, but mozilla just feels so less bloated than netscape or ie, and its rare ive ever had a page that wont work in it.

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Where the fuck has the horizontal scroll bar gone on my Iframe?? It works in Firefox :(

Colonel Poo, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking piss wank shitbag

Colonel Poo, Friday, 8 February 2008 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

ie6 crashes my work pc (I have to use winblows at work, no choice) and ie7 isn't compatible with the timesheeting software we have to use.

We're a fucking Solaris shop. I don't know why we can't use Sol10 or Ubuntu or something that WORKS on the clients.

At least we're not saddled with Vista, I suppose.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 9 February 2008 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

IE is not really a pile of shit; it is a pile of virtual shit. The code for a real pile of shit would have to be written in e. coli instead of C++.

Aimless, Saturday, 9 February 2008 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

I got that problem sorted in the end I had to set the height & width to 93% to get the scrollbars to show for some reason.

Now if anyone knows how to get javascript to submit a form in an iframe in IE, please to revive this thread on Monday morning and tell me (again, it works in Firefox).

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 9 February 2008 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking piss wank shitbag

rofl

am0n, Saturday, 9 February 2008 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

I just had to take everything non-essential off of my work laptop, including firefox. Good god does explorer suck balls.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 March 2008 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Try IE8 beta. It's not great, but it's better than everything before it.

libcrypt, Thursday, 13 March 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

yet another reason to switch to firefox

hackers infect legitimate sites

http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId=9068402

Edward III, Friday, 14 March 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

this latest hack is pretty scary cuz it's infecting sites like archive.org, the world clock at timeanddate.com, and medicare.gov.

Edward III, Friday, 14 March 2008 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

activex and javascript need to be outlawed

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 March 2008 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

good idea, unfortunately it would break half of the internet at this point

Edward III, Friday, 14 March 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

I just had to take everything non-essential off of my work laptop, including firefox. Good god does explorer suck balls.

Good grief! What kind of asinine IT department do you have to suffer with?

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 14 March 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

haha yeah not even the government sucks that hard

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 March 2008 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

good idea, unfortunately it would break half of the internet at this point

this latest hack is pretty scary cuz it's infecting sites like archive.org, the world clock at timeanddate.com, and medicare.gov.

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 March 2008 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

Likely relying on an automated tool to do the dirty work, the hackers add IFrame code to the saved search results on the sites, Greenbaum said. The next visitor that uses the search tool is then redirected to another Web site by the IFrame code. The second site in turn puts up a message telling the user that a new codec (coder/decoder) needs to be installed. Accepting the codec takes the user to still another site, which actually hosts the malware -- a new variant of the Zlob Trojan horse -- and installs it on the victim's PC.

Yet another exploit targeting only the most gullible.

libcrypt, Friday, 14 March 2008 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

At some point people have to either wise up or get a refund on the PC.

libcrypt, Friday, 14 March 2008 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

haha yeah like those idiots in the lower ninth ward who didn't leave when the mayor told them to.

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 March 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

hey I have an idea, how about if you're dumb you just stop breathing lol

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 March 2008 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry but blaming users for believing the same kind of shit apple, imdb, adobe, microsoft, realmedia et al et al et al are always spitting out in the service of showbusiness is irresponsible at best

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

I like how loads of malware operators now are going strictly after MMORPG accounts though, safe in the knowledge that no FBI agent is going to lift a finger to help some poor bastard who's complaining that all his lindendollars are gone or his 70 blood elf paladin has been stripped bare

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

tombot is talking some sense here

Edward III, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

I've seen this iframe attack in the wild and it's pretty evil. you get to a legit site from google, legit site has a frame and tries to load a video, you get a standard windows messagebox asking to load a codec. unless you're in the industry most peeps will just say sure, why not, OK.

Edward III, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

attack fails on firefox, tho. good luck hurting!

Edward III, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

actually I was just thinking the MMORPG thing is pretty great for us. It's like an internet Hamsterdam - at least for the time being

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

There's a bit of a diff between having noplace to shelter and being unwise about PC usage. Especially in terms of the relative consequences.

libcrypt, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

Besides, get a mac lol.

libcrypt, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

This is just like social security, really. We just have to wait for a couple generations to kick it and then all will be well.

libcrypt, Friday, 14 March 2008 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://blogs.iss.net/archive/SecurityErgonomics.html

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

thirtieth verse, same as the first.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 08:50 (seventeen years ago)

if you use IE, you almost deserve to be robbed

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 08:50 (seventeen years ago)

(in 2008)

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 08:51 (seventeen years ago)

Oh look, they fixed it today! Good thing the bad guys didn't have a whole week to fuck people up. Uh.

http://www.shadowserver.org/wiki/pmwiki.php?n=Calendar.20081210

TOMBOT, Thursday, 18 December 2008 06:22 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

New work PC. In IE7, how do I get the links toolbar to sit between the address bar and the tab bar?

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7729/bastardie7.png

It won't budge.

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 November 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)

Are the tool bars locked ?

(View > Toolbars > Lock Toolbars)

as far as I know, you can unlock and stuff moves around as required

mark e, Monday, 16 November 2009 11:00 (sixteen years ago)

No, they're not locked. I've locked and unlocked them, and restarted IE and locked them, and restarted IE and unlocked them, and restarted Windows and locked them, and restarted Windows and unlocked them.

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 November 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)

sorry, no ideas then.
i've had to revert back to IE7 as our intranet wont work in IE8 (even the compatability button didn't work).

mark e, Monday, 16 November 2009 11:06 (sixteen years ago)

Thing is, I know it is possible to put it there as it's how it was set up on the old installation.

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 November 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHmeddlCcAAr9N1.jpg

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 April 2013 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

I.E. 10 is FUCKING SHIT.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 12 April 2013 02:59 (thirteen years ago)


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