fun with blasphemy (do not read if you are the baby jesus)

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Dubplatestyle: WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME OH GOD
Dubplatestyle: i am lot
Dubplatestyle: he turned my bitch into a pillar of salt
boyofbadgers: and made you shag your daughters
icy blend: oh now that sucks
boyofbadgers: job vs lot, who got the worst deal?
icy blend: can't remember what happened to Job
Dubplatestyle: hmmm
Dubplatestyle: "the lamentations of strongo"
Dubplatestyle: that's in the apocrypha
boyofbadgers: boils and death and all round horror, but no salt or daughter issues
icy blend: oh lot then
Dubplatestyle: job then
icy blend: hah
Dubplatestyle: i mean, lot lost his ball and chain and got hot teen action
Dubplatestyle: plus they were less concerned with the incest thing back then
Dubplatestyle: we're all going straight to hell you know
icy blend: I know
Dubplatestyle: just making sure

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

mostly i just didn't want "the lamentations of strongo" to go unrecorded

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Lamentations 654:14

1 And Strongo lifted his eyes unto the heavens and cursed the hot sun

2 And therefore did he wail and say, "LORD, I am trying to move and you are not helping at all."

3 And verily the LORD told him to fuck off.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

4 strongo throws a rock through the lords picture window, leaves flaming bag of dog poopie on his porch

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

5 writes REDRUM in lipstick on his windsheild

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

6 The LORD spake saying, "I shall call the cops on your lame ass."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

7 And oh ye he spoke thusly The Sermon of Hammybutt.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

8 strongo vomits on a cross

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

9. And verily it came to pass that the LORD smote the chickenbear, saying "DEITIES ROXOR U R ALL GAY" and all at ILX were sore afraid.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

10. And Jehobeth tapped that ass and begat Joshua. And Joshua hit that shit and begat Methusalah. And Methusaleh did the wild thang and begat Strongo.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

11 And the world quailed, for Strongo was born after the lamentation had started with him!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

12. And the Lord said "Quit being so anal. Get off my ass, will ya?"

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

13 And Strongo coughed and withdrew.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

13 and the LORD then used the magic stick to make everything kosher

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

14 see, who cares what happens to YOU, as YOU deserve no better. Fuckin JOB of a man

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was Moses that had the magic stick.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

That was the brazen snake.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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