RFI: Becoming a UPS delivery person

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I've heard it's more difficult than you'd imagine to land this job. Can anyone confirm this?

Seems like a great job. Drive around in the open air; wear shorts; and assuming you're well toned and stunningly attractive, you are the lust-object of all the frustrated and pale proles in your designated delivery area.

Has anyone been or known a UPS driver? Or, hell, FedEx?

Aaron A., Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this would be a Gareth post, when you consider the UPS uniform.

If I'm not mistaken, UPS is unionized so it might be somewhat difficult to get a job as a driver.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

But he could join the union and stand up for the working man in this country.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a mailman. At least you wouldn't really have to talk to people beyond mild pleasantries, and you'd get exercise, and you get to drive a bitchin' car.

NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

apparently you get weeded out working graveyard warehouse shifts where the work you 35.5 hours/wk. (thereby eliminating the need to pay you benefits) for nearly a year before you're even considered for delivery driver status.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

there should be a reality TV series

Aaron A., Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax! is right on. You have to do a lot of loading those vans before they even think about giving you the keys. Those UPS guys bust ass though, and they do make right around $35-40K a year.

I've got a friend who just started working for the post office. He works 9 to 6, six days a week, for $11 an hour. He does okay for himself, but we hardly see the guy anymore. He's always getting hassled on the street around the first of the month for welfare checks. Overall, he likes it. I think that the rain, sleet, or shine thing would become a bigger pain in the ass than we realize.

ONe good thing about being part of USPS. It's a felony to fuck with ya.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

here come the men in brown...

anon., Wednesday, 30 July 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I was a fill-in postman in my home village a few times, when the regular man was on holiday. I don't remember it being any fun at all.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Have it on good authority that doing Fed-ex is ass.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

From what I hear, working at UPS is torture and they have a very high turnaround rate. But those that make it through the Warehouse Hell and become a driver tend to stay with it. The same delivery guy has been making his rounds in my neighborhood since I was a kid. I've been waving to him since I was knee-high to a grasshopper.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

apparently you get weeded out working graveyard warehouse shifts where the work you 35.5 hours/wk. (thereby eliminating the need to pay you benefits) for nearly a year before you're even considered for delivery driver status.

i worked at UPS over a decade ago but i'm pretty sure not much has changed. i worked 32 hours a week (or there abouts) but got full benefits from the union. you have to put in a good deal of time before you get to drive. when i was there i believe the drivers started at $42K/yr which was great money in the post-bush the first new england economy.

it is really, REALLY tough work, my first day it was over 120 degrees inside the truck and i wound up getting hurling on the way home and fighting a battle against passing out in rush hour traffic on 495 in lowell, ma. after i got acclimated to the work i liked it well enough, there was a certain satisfaction from being utterly drained physically. there's no chance in hell i could last two weeks doing that now but at the time it was a good gig.

otto midnight, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

that message is completely unreadable.

guh.

otto, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

the great thing about treating the warehouse employees like shit is that they're then inclined to be really nice to yr packages as they throw them in the truck. Never, ever, ever mark anything "fragile" according to a former FedEx guy I met once

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The warehouse! It will kill you! My friend lost several teeth and broke his wrist working in the warehouse. Heavy parcels, flying at you, demanding to be sorted! Beware!

Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)


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