Hilarious Strip Club Hijinks

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from the Smoking Gun:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/stripcharge1.html

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 31 July 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose.

Is that what you get for your Executive membership? Pass, and I want my money back, now

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 31 July 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, there probably are men who'd pay good money for that!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious had a bemusing story about something similar.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the phrase "infectious wise"

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 1 August 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

for my bachelor party, i wanted to go to the bar at the strip club and ask for a glass of Tang, but i got too drunk and forgot

― JasonD (JasonD), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude this guy is such a fucking WUSS. C'mon mang, there was once a time for you when having tittehs in your face = human milk in ya mouf!

And I've already told that story once Ned (on this thread), I don't think we need to hear it again.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 August 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

this guy in portland tried to take me to a strip club, union jacks i think, but it was already closed at 3 am. would they have let me in? im 19, and im not sure about american law, mostly cos its crap.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 1 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

union jacks! i stayed at that shithole across the street from there many moons ago. i can't believe you actually went in that place!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 1 August 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i didnt go in, we tried to go in!
i remember when we were parking out back, some of the strippers seemed to have hooked up with guys with a good deal of bling bling

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 1 August 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

also we ate at montages just before that, which isnt a strip club but was wierd and cool, which is why we were too late to go in the strip club. but montages was cool. whats union jacks like inside?

damn this was only a few weeks back

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 1 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i never went in, it was just an eyesore poking out at us from our window across burnside. we ate at the mexican place (no se habla ingles) down burnside a few blocks, basically right above the burnside skatepark.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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