I need a good title for a boring paper

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

which is about the changes in population in Los Angeles per the 2000 census. GO.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Essay #1

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the thesis? Give us something to go on!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

ah fuck it, I'll make up my own thesis.

L.A. Woman: the rise in female-headed households in the 2000 Census.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"...But I'm really an actor."

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Break On Through To The Other Side: Death Patterns in the 2000 Census

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

City of Anglos?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"Census anyone? Census everyone!"

"The SoCal LowDown"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello, I Love You: Marriage Patterns in the 2000 Census

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Soul Kitchen: The rise of multiple dining areas in Orange County

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Coming To Our Census"

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Census anyone? Census everyone!"

Heh.

― JMod, Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Moonlight Drive: Commuting Patterns In L.A.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

How Can They Census When They Don't Even Know Us?

― Jmod, Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

the points:

the latino population of southern california now outnumbers the white population

the asian population was the fastest growing between 1990-2000

the black population in LA county is dwindling as more blacks are moving to outlying areas

the white population is abandoning older suburbs and moving to smaller enclaves

this is really the most ridiculous thing I've ever had to do

I thought about "Hello, You're a Bag of Dumb: The 2000 Census"

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Run For The Hills Whitey!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Census? I Damn Near Killed 'Em!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The New Axis Of Evil: Asian And Hispanic Motives In The Los Angeles Takeover

― Jmod, Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(...said the Chinaman...)

― Jmod, Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I rilly do like "City Of Anglos No More" tho.

alt: "Latinos Rising. Rising Rising."

"Population Inflation Expectation Grips Nation"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Downsize THAT!"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I just told my best friend about 'how can they census when they don't even know us?' 'cos it made me laugh and she said 'I don't know what you mean by that'.

My head hurts.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Color Me Impressed!: The Minority Population Explosion in Southern California"

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

perfect.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Population Inflation Expectation Poses Assimilation to Nation"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

My Spidey Census Is Tingling!

(Also Luna: Do I win?)

― JMod, Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"We Want the World And We Want It...Now?...NOW!!!!!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"Copulatin' Cholos: Patterns of Population Growth in Southern California"

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"Kiss My Assimilation"

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Racial Demographics and Labor in Los Angeles: Census, Working Overtime."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Minority Report: The 2000 Census and California's Changing Landscape

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The 2000 Census Guide To Good Eats In California

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep wins.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Black Is The New White: A Look At "Black Flight" And Other Californian Trends In The 2000 Census

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Smog: How To Create A Population Bomb

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sex And Dying In High Society: The 2000 Census"

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

alternately: "They had to leave... Los Angeles!"

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Taking Leave of Their Census: 'Black Flight' in Southern California"

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Red and yellow, black and white, all are precious in his sight.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Empire of the census.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rise of the Latino: from Ricky Martin's trousers to the present day.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Invasion of the suburb-snatchers.

― thoth (Jake Proudlock), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever ideas I could have had have been trumped. Darn you all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like Blade Runner Dude

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

When are you coming out here to LA, Tom? Midnight taco meals urgent and key.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Day of the Census

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The Census Things

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Random acts of procreation and census beauty

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Stars, Fucked

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

hippapotacensus

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

schwing! LA gets bizzay

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The Sixth Census - this may not be factually correct, but all the best census puns have been taken already :(

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 31 July 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, why didn't we go on midnight taco runs when I was in town?

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 1 August 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stop making census"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Census 2000: A demographic oddity"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's the Census, Stupid"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Counting people is fun"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sisters! Niggers! Whiteys! Jews! Crackers! If there's a census to fill out we're all going to fill it out to the best of our abilities"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Census 2000: A New Hope"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Sound of the Suburbs"
"Census K2: Switcheroo"
"Census Me Badd"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Censususudio.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Censussed.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hot Latino Stomp: A demographic investigation.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Uncut A + : Where To Find Intact Manmeat In Southern California

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.