Can someone point me to the source of the latest mohawk craze?

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People with lame, short mohawks are sprouting up EVERYwhere. I'm seeing 2 or 3 every day on brand new people. A lot of 'em right here in Astoria, for some reason.

Scaredy Cat, Thursday, 31 July 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

blame it on beckham

Leee (Leee), Thursday, 31 July 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i blame travis

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 31 July 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I blame Beckham for cornrows on whiteboys in reverse time's arrow shockah.

Leee (Leee), Thursday, 31 July 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

it's called a faux hawk and tell all of them that 2001 called and wants their ironic hairdo back.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 31 July 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't hear you, as the leftover hair is clogging up their ears

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 31 July 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

See also: Dirty Sanchez

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 1 August 2003 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

jim is OTM

Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 1 August 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Tickle, surely?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 1 August 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

look at the cover of this week's people magazine--angelina jolie's kid has a fauxhawk. he's like three years old.

praying mantis (praying mantis), Friday, 1 August 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i blame travis
bickle?
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa2/deniro-taxi.jpg

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 1 August 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The only recent spin I've seen on the mohawk that was any good was my buddy's semi-recent "dreadhawk". He had a really cool dub-punk band going for about 2 months too, until him and the drummer got in a fight over a woman.

I knew this one black feller a few years back that had what he himself called a "frohawk". It was a thing of astounding beauty, actually.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 August 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i cant help having a fake mowhawk my hair just goes that way :/ i believe it looks cute on RJG too.

chaki (chaki), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hotweird.com/jodorowsky/holy6.gif

The Holy Mountain

Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 1 August 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I blame Eddie Vedder.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

blame it on brooklyn.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 August 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...
http://www.gawker.com/topic/fauxhawks-over-and-back-015859.php

Ok motherfuckers, I am tired of any kind of trend getting bashed to a premature death on the internet. First you did it to electroclash. Then it was vintage clothes. Now you're doing it to faux hawks. Do you wonder why this decade doesn't yet have any kind of recognizable look or style? Because fashions which in the 90s might have had a 4 year life cycle are now reduced to 18 months at best...

...their deaths abetted by the derisive cackling of so many bloggers. What's better than a faux hawk, I ask you, fawx hawk bashers? Have you discovered some new, miraculously stylish cut that you just refuse to share with the world, a cut so mod and vogue that it is veritably "underground"? Are you instead some washed up, aging, bitter and resentful mo, unable to let the young enjoy being young? Or maybe you just plop the same goop of $60 a jar whatever into your hair, push it up, and call that a style? Fuck you. Take your acrid dismissals and shove them up your Wet Platinum-encrusted ass.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

people gotta chill about fashion, who the fuk cares

kephm, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE THE STUPIDITY OF WHAT WE DO

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)


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