Wallpaper patterns are unwittingly designed by bored telemarketers who doodle as they work. Highly trained and paid janitors retrieve these doodles, carefully remove any that resemble figures trademarked by the notoriously ruthless and bloodthirsty Walt Disney Corporation (tm) and then courier them to clandestine wallpaper factories in SE Asia.
― Aimless, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:43 (twenty years ago) link