Name my ants!

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I've just bought an antquarium, and want to name all my ants. However, I am not very clever, and so have:

Ant Robinson
Ant and Dec
Steve Mcqueen (digging and the such)

and that's it.

Help!

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

and how are you going to tell them all apart? hmmmm? paint dots on them?

donna (donna), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I can tell them apart! They all look different in an ant kind-of-way . . .

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

aunt em
aunt bea
anthony easton
another day, another dollar

gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

antie
george
brian
helen
daisy
how many are there anyway?

donna (donna), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam1, Adam2, ...

Or name them after the ants in the film 'Antz' ?

Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ant Flo
Ant Acid
Ant E-up
Ant Tee Bellum

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

At the moment there are about 10 ants, but they don't seem to be digging to quickly, so I may have to add a few more to put a bit of pressure on them.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

10?
thats not enough, you need millions of the little fuckers.
add a cupful and call them all sam.

donna (donna), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

10? Name them all after the players in [insert funny name of football team that has something to do with ants], minus the goalkeeper obv.

Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

if you minus the goalkeeper you can't call one 'billy the fish', add an ant

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

or add two name them after big brother contestants and marvel as they are more fascinating than the real thing.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely one of them should be called Gorilla.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ripper
Uncle Joe
Dostoevsky
Chekhov
Lermontov
Ostrovsky
Pushkin
Gogol
Leo
Turgenev
Goncharov
Kabakov
Kalinin
Tatlin
Kaplan
Makarevich
Tishkov
Serp
Gabo
Kandinsky
El Lissitzky
Malevich
Rodchenko
Smirnov
Borodin
Prokofiev
Rachmaninov
Scriabin
Shostakovich
Stravinsky
Tchaikovsky
Zhukov
Chuikov

Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Rant

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Gus Vans Ant

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Hymie

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronnie Vanz An(d)t

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

anton

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Marco, Merrick, Terry Lee, Gary Tibbs and Adam

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

antonio
antonia
anthem

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

dave dee, dozy, beaky, mick and tich... ant.

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Antigone. Antmandu. Antarctica. Gladys.

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthena

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

#1, #2, #3, Curly-Sue, #5, #6, Antwon, The Ant formerly known as Prince

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Optimus Prime
Megatron
Starscream
Grimlock
etc etc..

Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Insecticons!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Anti-con

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

!!

Insecticons:
US:
Bombshell
Shrapnel
Kickback
UK:
Venom
Chop Shop
Ransack
Barrage

Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Pepper!

Whiskers!

Uncle Jim!

Felch! with his best friend, Felch Jr!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucker
Cuntface
Dipshit
Asswad
Bitchtits
Cumstain
Dicklick
Quimhole
Pissfiend
Squicker

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

..."Squicker"?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Are these ants purebred?

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.aracnet.com/~jaydog/faqs/alt-tasteless-dictionary.txt

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

C. K. Dexter Haven.

NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't

allyson (schmanktenputchka), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Neko Case

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Untitled, the Ant.

NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Immanuel Ant

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Cur
Piss
Ped
Revan
Cormor
Adam
Replick
Deke
Puiss
Stride

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Antietam

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Chirpy Boy and Bart Jnr

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Anty Mame

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Spiny Norman

Wait... wrong thread :D

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

D.V.

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

von Manstein
Paulus
Guderian
Hoth
Dietrich
Rommel
Galland
Model
Keitel
Jodl
Halder
Brauchitsch
Von Rundstedt
Von Kluge
Milch
Kesselring
Fritsch
Student
Raus
Witzleben
Von Kleist

Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Barry. Barry's a nice name for an ant.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 September 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely you're going to name them all after us? Bagsy be the one with the mandibles and antennae that bend *just so*.

Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 11 September 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

da antidote

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 11 September 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)


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