Ocean's Twelve (2004) (pre-production)Intolerable Cruelty (2003) Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) Solaris (2002) Welcome to Collinwood (2002) Ocean's Eleven (2001)Spy Kids (2001) Perfect Storm, The (2000) O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)Fail Safe (2000) (TV)Three Kings (1999) South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)Thin Red Line, The (1998) Out of Sight (1998)
I wouldn't have seen it coming, honestly. But he seems like a smart fellow. Any thoughts on him? I didn't like him on E.R. but I'm very impressed with him these days.
― ham on rye (ham on rye), Friday, 12 September 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 12 September 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― David. (Cozen), Friday, 12 September 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― jed (jed_e_3), Friday, 12 September 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― ryan (ryan), Saturday, 13 September 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― ham on rye (ham on rye), Saturday, 13 September 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 13 September 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― jed (jed_e_3), Saturday, 13 September 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― ham on rye (ham on rye), Saturday, 13 September 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 13 September 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)
Maybe I'll just watch The Good Thief again instead...
― ham on rye (ham on rye), Saturday, 13 September 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 13 September 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 13 September 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 13 September 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 13 September 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 13 September 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)
SO VERY WRONG
― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 September 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 13 September 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― jones (actual), Saturday, 13 September 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 13 September 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)
But why the fuck hasn't every other rich star in Hollywood followed his lead?
It's damn funny to watch Clooney in a movie pre-Out Of Sight cuz he's ALWAYS doing that eyes-up/chin-tucked deal. There's a great scene in Batman & Robin when Robin says "I didn't know Alfred was sick" and Clooney responds by grunting "I know" and making at least three unique facial expressions. I'm hoping they did 68 takes and THAT was the best one.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 September 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― jones (actual), Saturday, 13 September 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 13 September 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 13 September 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― jones (actual), Saturday, 13 September 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 September 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― ryan (ryan), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ed (dali), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ed (dali), Saturday, 13 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― ryan (ryan), Saturday, 13 September 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 13 September 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 September 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)
And Cruise is absolutely charisma-free, and even in his good films he's usually some sort of blank slate that exists for other people to react to, or he's a one-dimensional hero. Admittedly he's made some fine films but I'd suggest it's despite him and not because of him.Clooney has a ton of old-school charisma, which he seems to have learned how to use ever since "Out of Sight". I remember seeing that film and thinking "Wow, if he keeps this up, he's gonna be great." And he has.
― ham on rye (ham on rye), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ed (dali), Sunday, 14 September 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 14 September 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 14 September 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 14 September 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 14 September 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 14 September 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 14 September 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 14 September 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― jones (actual), Sunday, 14 September 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― jones (actual), Sunday, 14 September 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 14 September 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 14 September 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)
PS -- I love George Clooney. Just love him.
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 15 September 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)
that's a big letdown, it had such promise.
― building a desert (art), Monday, 9 June 2014 03:32 (twelve years ago)
i thought it was at least pleasant, but yeah it felt like given the story and the cast it should've come together much better.
― some dude, Monday, 9 June 2014 03:39 (twelve years ago)
I skipped it mainly because I didn't feel that I needed to see the Flying Hellfish episode of The Simpsons stretched out to feature length.
― Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Monday, 9 June 2014 03:52 (twelve years ago)
Felt completely burned by Monuments Men.
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 9 June 2014 08:14 (twelve years ago)
BTW, this is the go-to movie for WWII and saving culture
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/The_train_poster.jpg
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 9 June 2014 08:15 (twelve years ago)
I'll check that out, at least it seems fun. Monuments men Monumentally misrepresented an incredibly compelling true life story that was admittedly probably better suited to a documentary. I thought at the very least there would be some lingering glamor shots of beautiful artworks but the camera didn't stay on anything for longer than a couple of seconds.
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 23:49 (twelve years ago)
i guess the train is "fun" -- it can be pretty strident (stylistically and rhetorically) too
i realized clooney was never going to be a decent director w/ that leatherheads fiasco. in interviews he said he wanted to shoot it like a 1930s screwball comedy but the result looks as much like a 1930s screwball comedy as... something that doesn't look remotely like 1930s screwball comedy. he's just incompetent.
― display name changed. (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:04 (twelve years ago)
the train is newly out on blu-ray btw, it looks gorgeous. i've never loved the film, but burt lancaster is always a big plus. plus you get a really decrepit michel simon in a cameo.
I saw it about 20 years ago and thought it merely OK except for the odd chemistry between Lancaster and Scofield.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)
the action scenes are a little better than OK, but yeah it's no lost masterpiece
and the style really is strident, you kind of want frankenheimer to cool it after a while
― display name changed. (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:16 (twelve years ago)
def one of the better mainstream american movies of 1964, because... 1964.
― display name changed. (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:17 (twelve years ago)
The Train is p much a neglected masterpiece.
guys, sometimes critical consensus is yr friend (re Monuments Men)
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:18 (twelve years ago)
i honestly don't think frankenheims had a masterpiece in 'em, as talented though he was
― display name changed. (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:22 (twelve years ago)
'im
every time i see the train, i forget almost everything but the action sequences until the next time
― display name changed. (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:24 (twelve years ago)
Seconds is fine for being the Requiem for a Dream of 1966.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:24 (twelve years ago)
Frankenheimer Tried Things. That's what I'll give him credit for
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:25 (twelve years ago)
1964 US-studio-made movies
Dr StrangeloveThe TrainA Shot in the DarkMarnieThe Masque of the Red Death (AIP, but certainly mainstream)The Disorderly OrderlyGoldfinger (kinda)Seven Days in MayThe Night of the IguanaFail-SafeMary PoppinsKiss Me, Stupid
kicks the shit outta any year since 1999
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:27 (twelve years ago)
'manchurian candidate' is a masterpiece imo
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:49 (twelve years ago)
tho masterpiece is kind of a silly word
yeah because The Manchurian Candidate has flaw after flaw but still works
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:53 (twelve years ago)
Flawless movies suck.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:54 (twelve years ago)
Here you are, Eric dear. One good burp and you'll be rid of that Ms Morbious.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:57 (twelve years ago)
not a bad run but compare it to 1954 or even 1974! or, more proximately, 1959 or 1971! hollywood was definitely in the doldrums, quality-wise (and otherwise) at the time.
i can't say I'm super-fond of any of the above films, except the Corman/Price one (probably their best collaboration IMO). i do like Kiss Me, Stupid quite a bit though it's not my favorite Wilder of the '60s. the others I have to say I'm varying degrees of ho-hum about. Lumet -and- Frankenheimer are both very venturesome as directors in this period (or, what Alfred said) but I don't think they made any stone masterpieces (Frankenheimer never made a film that I admire w/o some cavils, and it took Lumet until the '70s to do so). I recognize this may not be a consensus opinion.
I still think that 64-66 are the worst years for studio filmmaking. I'm excepting the last 10 or 15 years because I don't feel like I have enough perspective. (so Morbs, you might be right that even the mid-60s bests contemporary Hollywood. but I don't feel confident enough to say.)
― I thought we were just going to chat today about the celebratory as (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:51 (twelve years ago)
of course we have to factor in that morbs hates everything that might be called recent
― I thought we were just going to chat today about the celebratory as (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:52 (twelve years ago)
http://legendsrevealed.com/entertainment/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/scarecrow.jpg
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:57 (twelve years ago)
yeah, it was an exaggeration, but not all that much of one. c'mon, even you have to agree that your default position is that of a grouch!
― I thought we were just going to chat today about the celebratory as (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:11 (twelve years ago)
i should add that aside from the "best" films of the 1960s not being nearly as amazing as those of previous and (to a lesser extent) subsequent decades, the biggest difference is that the whole stew just wasn't as rich. pick a good year in the 1930s or even the 1950s and you'll find an extremely rich cake with multiple layers. i mean there are probably at least 10 great-to-incredible westerns alone in nearly any year of the first 2/3 of the 1950s. and that's while the amount of product made my the studios was in gradual decline. by the mid-1960s the studios aren't producing nearly as many films as just 5-10 years before (choosing to spend more on a few road-show and other "family" features, most of which are execrable). i pity the cinephile who has to spend a ton of time investigating american films of that era.
― I thought we were just going to chat today about the celebratory as (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:16 (twelve years ago)
stew or cake, savory or sweet, pick your metaphor
btw wasn't mann's fall of the roman empire also '64? coz you could add that to your "not-bad films from 1964" list.
― I thought we were just going to chat today about the celebratory as (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:17 (twelve years ago)
I don't like it as much as those others, ditto Lewis' The Patsy tho I'm due for another viewing.
Don't forget I'm an insufferable master of the obvious in politics too
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:21 (twelve years ago)
the patsy has some of his funniest stuff, and some of his worst, kind of like the bellboy.
― I thought we were just going to chat today about the celebratory st (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:32 (twelve years ago)
all of both is funnier than Leatherheads
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:33 (twelve years ago)
well, yeah. i think you'd be pretty safe saying "[insert random comedy here] is funnier than leatherheads"
― I thought we were just going to chat today about the celebratory st (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:34 (twelve years ago)
dude's directing and producing credits are pretty damn rough
― da croupier, Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:36 (twelve years ago)
plenty i haven't seen but man, his only films of the last decade i'd go to bat for are Burn After Reading and Michael Clayton. Beyond that, what...Gravity? Ocean's 12? yeesh.
― da croupier, Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:41 (twelve years ago)
his directing credits get rougher
https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/4889-the-daily-venice-toronto-2017-clooney-s-suburbicon
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 September 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)
Suburbicon is moderately well made, but it's hard to pinpoint any deeper meaning that might make it more than just a mishmash of Pleasantville, Double Indemnity, and Shadow of a Doubt. (I can think of one possibility that's tenuous at best.) Absent that, it's just not strong enough to stand on its own.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:12 (eight years ago)
wait waht
Today I found out the most fucking insane thing and that's George Clooney did all those Nespresso ads so he could spend millions of dollars keeping his own private satellite in orbit over Sudan for years to keep track of war crimes being committed by the Sudanese government pic.twitter.com/NJpvahqabE— Cormac Browne (@SimplyTome) November 26, 2019
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 28 November 2019 08:35 (six years ago)
Nespresso: Clooney is being replaced by Dua Lipa
― StanM, Friday, 17 April 2026 13:55 (one month ago)
The only Clooney stuff I've seen is 'Batman & Robin' (awesome, stop being snobs everyone who hates this movie), the second half of 'From Dusk Til Dawn', and as a child I'm sure I must have seen the episode of 'Street Hawk' where Clooney plays the lead character's brother.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 17 April 2026 16:06 (one month ago)
not seen the nespresso ads then?
― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 19 April 2026 09:35 (one month ago)
there have apparently been Clooney Nespresso ads in the US since 2015, but I can't recall seeing one. first time I ever saw Clooney hawking Nespresso was on a bus stop in Sydney.
― jaymc, Sunday, 19 April 2026 12:57 (one month ago)
I feel like I've only seen print ads in magazines (if I'm not hallucinating), like Esquire/GQ-type ones. And maybe in an airport.
― Come On, (Eazy), Sunday, 19 April 2026 13:38 (one month ago)
I’ve seen lots of Clooney nespresso ads over the years. Not disappointed that he is getting replaced by Dua Lipa, though.
― trm (tombotomod), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:15 (one month ago)
solid career, good activism, charisma to sell coffee pods. but she has never taken a shit in Richard Kind's cat litterbox
― mh, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:12 (one month ago)
I first saw them when I was in the UK & Europe in the winter of 2007/2008, and at the time it was another example of an A-list star doing commercial work overseas that wasn't seen in the U.S., a lucrative offer that wouldn't "diminish" their image in the U.S. There was a UK reporter who asked him whether it conflicted with his politics given the controversy over the product's environmental impact. A quick google search found a few sites that preserved the relevant part of the story, but otherwise, it seems to have receded into the past:
Asked about his real-life role in the Nestlé Nespresso advertisements, Mr. Clooney said he did not work for Nestlé, according to ABS-CBN which reports he said unsmilingly: “I’m not going to apologize to you for trying to make a living every once in a while. I find that an irritating question.”
― birdistheword, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 23:50 (one month ago)
He has some tequila brand that he plugs, it might be his own... there was a vogue for owning a mezcal/tequila distillery a few years back
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 00:03 (one month ago)
Oh yeah, that brand made him a BILLIONAIRE.
― birdistheword, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 00:15 (one month ago)
Or rather really, really rich if not a billionaire.
Full story here.
― birdistheword, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 00:16 (one month ago)