Kurt Angle gets tough on angina

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― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 September 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i really wish he'd grow his hair back.

note, this is not a wish for him to grow his back hair.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Kurt needs hair like Benoit needs a tooth.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 19 September 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Kurt needs hair like Benoit needs a concept of presence, personality, or mic skills.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 September 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

...all of which are overrated in a wrestling robot.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 19 September 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Wrestling robot with presence, personality, and mic skills: Samoa Joe.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 September 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Or the Taylor Made Man.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 September 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Benoit DOES SO have personality/presence/etc.! It was mere weeks ago that he hopped inside Eddy Guerrerro's lowrider and badgered him to work the hydraulics, until he was hopping up and down in his seat in a fit of impetulant frustration yelling "C'MON EDDY!" God that ruled. And the super-slo-mo "time to bust out the flying headbutt of doom" throat-slit is one of the best crowd-playing taunts ever.

Undertaker has just as much of a charisma deficit as Benoit, but he has a MOTORBIKE, DUDE

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thing ever said re: Kurt Angle's baldness: it makes him look like a white George Foreman. (I think one of the Death Valley Driver Video Review guys said that.)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

If they were to reform the 4 Horsemen, Chris Benoit would be Steve McMichael.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris Benoit WAS in the Four Horsemen you silly

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(OK, so it was one of the recycled versions, but still)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

If they were to reform it in WWE.

God, you're such a mark...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Rubbish robot of wrestling: Steve Williams

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oklahoma! Oklahoma!

http://www.gryp.fsnet.co.uk/ruprekt.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Chris Benoit vs Cheatum the Evil Midget

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 19 September 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Benoit rules - best technical wrestler ever! or something

― chris (chris), Sunday, 21 September 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Gah, I'm surrounded by workrate freaks....

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 21 September 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

playing Benoit in WCW/NWO Revenge was also cool, since the character would actually do the thumb-across-the-throat move, and i love anybody who will suicide dive thru the ropes.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 21 September 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

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