I will tell you exactly how to beat your speeding ticket. I GUARANTEE you win in court.
Here's the trade.
Sex. (AND I'm VERY good looking!)
This offer is available to good looking WOMEN ONLY. I am not bluffing, you will get out of the ticket.
ps - in exchange for a 3 some w/ another girl, i'll actually accompany you to court myself, further guaranteeing your beating the ticket!
― ham on rye (ham on rye), Friday, 19 September 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― ham on rye (ham on rye), Friday, 19 September 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― teeny (teeny), Friday, 19 September 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 September 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)