VERY unhappily married male 37 yo seeks lady for new friendship +

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― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

A GUY looking for a lady with a passion for life. frankston area

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

GIRLFRIEND WANTED by cool handsome groovy long haired dude

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

JEANS & JUMPERS 35, 5'6, for gym girl 20's, 5'6, r'ship, bayside, sep.

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

GENT seeks busty buxom shapely lady for friendship.

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

IT'S SPRINGTIME I am Aust 42 yo 166 cm average looks shift worker n/s s/d affect & caring like to keep fit, would like meet 30-38 yo slim lady with no kids from SE subs. I like to eat out occasionally & quiet nights at home. I am genuine about forming a r'ship, only respond if you are too.

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Word up.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

BLACK F WANTED
WM business exec, 40's, handsome, asks F for sensual discreet relationship. take a chance #2361

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

JUNGLE FEVER ORGIES
Tall, dark, and handsome, well-endowed WM, 6'0", 190, shaved head, mustache, goatee, loves sloppy seconds, wants thin, attractive girlfriend, any age or race, who loves to party with well-endowed Black guys on a regular basis, one-on-one or groups (SFV) #5195

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

YOUNG tall, slim guy dark brown hair wants body hair trimmed

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

HIP-HOP ZEN CHIC
Seeking only sirius-minded Afrocentric. R U a tall, vegan, agnostic traveler, looking to kick flava with one homez on all dimensions? This Afro-Asian artist, writer, filmmaker, and metaphysician is ready to root. (Westside) #5857

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

these are real?!?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

BE MY B*TCH!
Firm but loving, intelligent, exper'd 33 y.o. DOMINANT BM sks smart & sexy wh*re of color in need of discipline & obedience training. NO flakes, men, or white women, pls!

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you a thuggish Hisp or light-skinned Black guy? I'm GWM, very gdlkng, strt acting, brn hair, gold eyes, 34, 5'9", 160, lkg for something real. Like sports, ourdr. Grt catch if I'm what you're lkg for. #2116

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

MIXED FEMALE THE ACTRESS LISA BONET TYPE LOOKING FOR TALL MUSCULAR RUSSIAN M 20s w/BLONDISH BROWN HAIR OR RAPPER EMINEM TYPE FOR FRIENDSHIP/RLTNSHP #6778

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Different Kind of India Man
A different kind of man, prof., 42, intellectual, college-grad with a wicked sense of humor, seeks a lusty SF for a fantasy-like relationship #7119

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

haha eminem-type for "friendship"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

BRAZILIAN FRIENDS sought by 30 yo male brazilian wannabe

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure they are Oops. Flip open your local alternative weekly.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

WILD BLACK FREAKY F (30's)
WAITING 4 U.

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Thirtysomething graduate green eyes perfect Christian lady candelit dinner slim female figure sense of humor extrovert where are you where are you where are you?

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

... someone is perfect for you when Mars meets Venus! Do you wanna bet your life you're gonna be perfect for them too?

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

THE MIGHTY THOR
Dom Norse god SWM 36, 6', 185, blue/long blond hair sks attr in-shape sub F vixen to kneel before the power of my magic hammer. #7028

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Black Male seeking
White Female for relationship.
# 1374

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

BLACK MAN DESIRED
Couple NYC area, 30. She is a busty, voluptuous Latina. We are looking for a black, bald, thuggish type who is very well endowed, to fufill a fantasy. Be clean and discrete #2652

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

A CHEROKEE DREAM
PALE SPIRIT WOMAN WANTS WIND IN HAIR CHEROKEE MAN
#7515

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

SWF SEEKS SECRET ASIAN MAN
5'2", brown/blue , curvy, irreverent, inquisitive, dolphin-girl seeking SAM 28-42, for hanging out and discovering LA via tours and spy missions. N/s, no heavy drugs, no kids (your's or mine!). (LA) #5482

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ROMANTIC sri lankan 38 seeks uni student for social outing & f'ship

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

fuckship?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

minna is that your date!?!

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

LIFE IS SHORT SO LET'S CUT THE BULL S**T! if you're an attractive lady aged somewhere between late 20's to late 30's (approx) a non smoker, smart and sexy, free of children and have a busty shapely figure, then great. This tall, dark and lonesome gentlemand (early 40's) would really love to meet you. However, if all your spare time seems to be occupied by catching up with girlfriends for coffee, attending Tai Bo classes, or helping your neighbour's cat get through it's mid life crises, then, sad to say, I'm probably not the guy for you, and you're definitely not the girl for me.

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! NO

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ESOTERIC MALE 50's seeks soulmate

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

GIRLFRIEND WANTED by cool handsome groovy long haired dude

Jesus seeks a loving woman!

― Little Big Macher (llamasfur), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

This is what all of ILx will look like someday.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought it was ned! ;-)

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

CHINESE LADY sought by Aust male 45 for r/ship Nth subs

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Cute Israli, total bottom.
5'5, 138 lbs, 34, waist 29, really nice clean healthy, friendly bottom. Seeking well-endowed masculine Black Bi top man. Easygoing & slim for hot time. Peace. #2316

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

trife you're, like, totally racialist.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

would it be better if he posted all white personals?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"aryan stormtrooper seeks world without people of many skin tones looking for love."

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Now do you mean the world is looking for love, or the people?

i thought it was ned! ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

where did you get yours from trife? mine are out of the Moonee Valley Leader's Talking Friends page "bringing people together"

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahah minna are you getting those out of one of those local suburban freebie papers? (x-post hehe you are! Knew it *grin*) I was reading the back of Emerald Hill Times the other day out of boredom... the personals are SO SAD. "unhappily married man seeks threesome" etc etc - these appear every week :/

That and the pr0n ads that they dont even bother hiding anymore. You used to see them worded as "escorts" or "masseur" but now it just says HORNY SEX CALL ME 0400 123456.

Yeesh.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

WHITE MALE, 29, gets erections more often than he has sex. Desperately seeking help.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

mine are from ego trip!!

― trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ned there are worse things than being compared to jesus!

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

such as kneeling before Thor's hammer

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ned there are worse things than being compared to jesus!

Oh I'm not complaining per se. But the holes in my hands will take a while to heal and all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"...as soon as I can PLAY THE FUCKING PIANO AGAIN!" - Sam Kinison

― dave q, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

There's none of this hanky-panky in Guardian Soulmates I'm pleased to say.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Middleclass WM (34) works in HR, seeking sensitive pseudo-socialist liberal to pontificate at and listen to David Gray with. #2401

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Asshat (BiMale 27, 6'2", 180lbs) seeks Cockfarmer (similar) for "Classic or Dud" sessions. #2601

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Self-obsessed misanthrope (M 25) seeks weak-willed female for prolonged emotional abuse and loveless sex. Likes; hip hop, chart pop, semiotics, bhangra, French cinema, drinking. Dislikes; people, you.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

That's it, when I get home you're all being treated to the Village Voice "anything goes" section.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucking love personals!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

From the Washington City Paper "Wild Side" section:

LOVES PANTYHOSE. BIWM, 42y.o., 165lbs., ISO WM's who love wearing pantyhose and having oral fun. Mornings and daytime the best. Very discreet, just fun. Must have own place (so PG).

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Griz?

NEED TEDDY BEAR for casual, erotic fun? PWM, 32y.o., 6ft.5in. and in good shape, ISO BF, any age/size, to receive soothing massages, long-lasting oral services and ?. Let's meet for dinner/drinks first. Dupont Circle/Adams Morgan area. Your limits respected, discretion assured/expected. Hope to serve you soon!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

STRAP-ON FUN: ATTRACTIVE, well-groomed SWPM, 6ft. tall, 190lbs., in a committed hetero relationship seeks F w/stap-on for the art of pegging. May be a one-time experience. I need to know if this is fetish or just fantasy before bringing my significant other into the fold.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"the art of pegging"!!!

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

can we start posting various Craigslist "Missed Connections" now, too?

Please help me - w4w

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2003-08-10, 9:26PM

If you are the obese black woman who was walking down Trumbull near Michigan at 6 AM wearing skorts and a hooded sweatshirt with the hoodstrings pulled all tight in a little circle around your nose so you couldn't see shit and kept falling over, pls contact me. I have an interesting idea for a theme party.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Whole Lotta Woman!
Big-boned 38 yr old SBF seeks short skinny professional WM 30-40 to love me up. Box #(deleted to protect the innocent)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god, my boss just came by to check something and I had to spend like 10 minutes trying to explain that I didn't want "Jungle Fever Orgies" or "Whole Lotta Woman!"...... And that its all a joke, its all a joke right?

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

though jungle fever orgies do sound at least a little bit interesting.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

get that pair of shoes! - m4w - 31
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2003-09-23, 11:06AM

Okay Ladies,

Here's the story. I love a classy woman with beautifully manicured feet, a great set of legs, and a nice tight butt.

I want to buy you those shoes you want. I don't care if they're $500, whatever. I'm going to buy you the shoes at Saks, take you for cocktails and then to the Plaza.

I want you to parade around in the shoes with stockings and something sexy.

Keep the shoes on.

This could be fun.....I'm a good looking guy with a great body.

Send me a picture and what kind of shoes you're getting!

― maura (maura), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Women, have you heard of this female ejacutaltion? - mw4w
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2003-09-23, 10:35AM

It's insane, and hard to imagine, but my boyfriend can make me have an intense amazing orgasm, with my cum shooting out, when I climax. He is really, really amazing!
Anyway, since I really want to be with another woman, I thought maybe there would be another woman out there, that would be interested in participating in some sort of 3-way? Maybe just kissing, maybe more, I'm open to anything, as long as you don't mind my boyfriend watching or participating (after all, he's the one that can do this to me, i wouldn't mind if you wanted him to try to do it to you?)...Since we are a couple looking for another woman, only, Guys, please don't respond to this ad, I already have a man! and don't write to me asking me to be with you and your girlfriend either.

― maura (maura), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

maura, did you reply? i say go for it.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Or, more pertinantly, Maura; did you get any replies? < /gitface>

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That get that pair of shoes! one sounds dead-on like something Kool Keith would say in the intro to one of his songs!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.craigslist.org/

for any of you who want to get in on the craiglist fun. pick your city, find the missed connxns section, and go!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

sadly, my butt is not tight enough :\

― maura (maura), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Me: Cambridge-educated great-ape seeks
You: Mammal, preferably primate, who loves Shakespeare, E.M. Forster, and long walks on beaches covering the statue of libert....oh, my, did I press "submit?" Silly me! Love,

H. B-C

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2001-07-22-apes2.jpg

― Helena Bonham-Carter, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

ally don't forget!

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, the Craigslist M4M Forum is the worst. Worst meaning best, of course:

Tough Guy Puts On Panties - 30
Tough guy, contractor, masc/musc. no attitude. Into being real slutty in private - nasty as you want to be. If you're into it, I'll whore out, put on some panties like a bitch. You host only, serious only pls, thanks guys. Very discreet, respectful,...ready to put my legs up for you. Interested in hearing your fantasies/role play.

white boy bitch seeking very hung black man - 28
If you like having a cute white boy on his knees, kissing your feet and just being your bitch, let me know. I am young and cute, very fit. You should be handsome, black or latin, and VERY hung. I would love to find something on a regular basis.

actually, most of the posts seem to involve domination/humiliation/being-a-black-man's-bitch.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

best thread ever

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(it'll take me months to finish dating all of these) thanks ile

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I mainly read this out of fear that one of my ads would be in there somewhere...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't forgotten but I wsa so out of it--I will get the new issue on my way home!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

the girl with the shit in her face.. - 27

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2003-09-04, 11:28AM

I see you at City Club quite a bit. I'm used to the freaky types, but you take the cake.

How do you live with all that shit in your face. You've got a big hunk of metal in your tongue. More metal in your lips than I've got in my vehicle. Big fucking aboriginal holes in your ears with shit hanging from them. All of that metal coming out of your face makes me want to purchase a massive magnet and pull that shit out at high velocity. You are a disgrace and disgusting.

Yesterday I saw you at the used clothing store on Woodward. You look even worse without the darkness of city club to hide your saggy, metal filled tits and that grotesque face of yours.

Buy a clue, Jodie. No one thinks you are hot.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around Detroit, MI

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 September 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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