gareth needs his own cooking show obv

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CKB: he can go somewhere utterly abstract like Council Bluffs and then make food

JBR: and he can go up to the natives and say "tell me, is council bluffs anything like sioux falls?"

CKB: each show would have a different soundtrack mix
CKB: made up of theme music from european dramas

JBR: he'd say things like "don't eat those fish and chips, they're not good for you. i would worry."

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i apologize in advance for the palliness

― Annouschka Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

He is highly unlikely to say 'don't eat those fish and chips' unless it were a cunning ploy so that he could steal them and eat them himself.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Fair enough, I think I would adopt the same cunning ploy.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Shurely its Tep who needs the cooking show stat? :D

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

the thing is, i'm not especially into fish and chips

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 May 2004 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

no more deep fried mars bars for you son

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 15 May 2004 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

delicious

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 15 May 2004 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

what about fish suppers?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 15 May 2004 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I would so tune in to that.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 May 2004 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

haha there should be time set for viewers to phone in and when they do gareth can stare at the phone for a while before answering their culinary problems. it'd be like a gareth "thing", like when ainsley harriot does that fucking olive oil thing.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 15 May 2004 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

or when the naked chef does that "pukka" thing, or that sticking his tongue out thing

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 15 May 2004 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

fine then, feel free to replace fish & chips with something more garethlike. :-)

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 15 May 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think of gareth as someone who eats.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 15 May 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

but obviously he does.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 15 May 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

nb: i may have been very drunk when i started this thread

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 15 May 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

He would have guests on and when they started to cook something he will look on in disdain and say "you're better than that".

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 15 May 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

it occurred to me again this morning that i have only seen Gareth eat once, the time we all went for a curry in Soho when Ned was here. are you eating properly son? what did you have for dinner? i know you will never answer this and this leaves a sadness in my heart.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth is very much enamoured of tomato and olive pasta sauce as I recall.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

he is not so keen on pesto.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

What is Gareth's take on cobra whiskey? Has he been to Angkor Wat?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

gareth has pizzas every day, I think.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

revelation!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The one time he updated me on his eating habits Gareth had eaten two slices of bread with peanut butter for dinner. I think that was because he was too scared to venture into his kitchen, mind.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"utterly abstract"

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

utterly butterly

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

gareth had pizza last night, so that is nearly every day.

― ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

my comment was just based on fairly regular AIM comments of "I have a pizza on" or "I am going for pizza" or "pizza's ready"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i think gareth only subsists on the pum pum riddim.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha, served in a delicious narnornarn sauce

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he subsisted on gravy.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

sayrme thing ackchurleh

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth is gravy.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

don't forget the 40's

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth went for a Thai meal on April 23rd 2004

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I have seen Gareth try the hazelnuts.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I have witnessed Gareth eating:
* spicy Thai
* a burrito
* Cajun food

Gareth eats. Stop the myth.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the next name of my mix CD.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I too have seen Gareth eat, so DB didn't just make that up

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw gareth eat Italian food and Chinese nibbles.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i recall no thai meal on april 23

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 28 May 2004 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

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