Mr Jefferies the Wonder Dog!

This is a sad, sad day for Gene Simmons.

When my son says, "Dad, why did you give me this stupid name?" I will link this thread and say, "Blame Uncle Ned, young Knightsfollie," to which he will say, "Goddammit, get off of the computer and talk to me! You're the worst father ever, I hate you!" so I will send him an email titled "YOU ARE GROUNDED" and he will roll his eyes and say, "Fuck you, I'm going out to rob banks."

*envisions Dan Perry as a country singer*

"Hello, I'm Dan Perry, the Man Who's Black, and this is 'A Boy Named Knightsfollie Ladiesman.'"

All that said:

"Fuck you, I'm going out to rob banks."

This sounds like what Ally's going to say on her last day of work.

someone had fun at the BBC today.