Taking Sides: E-Z Glider vs. Nordic Track

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asking the hard questions ...

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Monday, 29 September 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The E-Z Glider had cheap-ass upsells that gave it the feeling of one of those fly-by-night operations, plus they tacked on that stupid buying club thing at the very end. The Nordic Track had a more sophisticated script to read, plus the more absent-minded caller could very well spend loads of money by the time he or she hung up the phone. Ergo, the Nordic Track wins.

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Well! Which, then, funnier to send COD to the unsuspecting at 4 AM in the morning?

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, COD no longer exists! You're better off sending off one of those Time-Life continuity series CDs, which comes with a bill inside. It'd only really work with a lazy person, though.

(You could also call up one of those "for further information" numbers for a particularly embarrassing pharmaceutical product, give the practical jokee's information to the person on the other end of the line, pretend the jokee is you and that you would REALLY need the pharmaceutical product in question, and ta-da, free info delivered to the unsuspecting!)

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha I was watching this Tex Marres (sp?) video my brother lent me last week and at one point in his aliens satanists etc. conspiracy theory he cited the Time-Life Witches & Wizards book, or one of those 'Spooky New Age Shit' series books anyway, you know the ones--best part is he was still basically 'dating up' credibilitywise ...

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where Matt doesn't have the faintest idea what's occurring...

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this thread about lube?

― adaml (adaml), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

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