Defending the indefensible: "You toucha my truck, I breaka you face."

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Eh?

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

How is THAT indefensible? Indefensibly great? C'mon.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dud, but not as bad as "Do not ask for credit as a refusal often offends"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

How is THAT indefensible? Indefensibly great? C'mon.

Is that a defense?

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

What exactly is being defended here?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Brian, did you touch someone's truck?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(sigh) you guessed ...

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, you shouldn't be going around touching trucks.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just trying to get close enough to read the sticker, had to steady myself with one hand against the jem-top ... talk about ironic!

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Touching a man's truck is, in some states, a worse affront than publicly groping his wife. Just staring can be dangerous, as admiration may be confused with - or extrapolated to - planning for theft.

You should exercise greater caution, Brian. Truck owners love their rides for their running power...when parked, however, they are just as vulnerable as...there's never a classy way to follow the word vulnerable.

― Major Grubert (Grandin), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

if some motherfucker touched my truck I'd totally break their face

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What about touching a trucker? Is that OK?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't want to know what happens when you do that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

No truckertouch?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Trust me, you'll have a lot worse than a broken face.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

No truckertouch. Right.

Hey, what about truckertouch-and-run? As a dare?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think "truckertouch-and-run" is the new hipster variant on "Freeze-Tag" currently taking hold in McCarren park. It's usually played on the Eastern soccer field, after "Hacidic Flag Football" and before "Singles Ultimate Frisbee."

― Major Grubert (Grandin), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I need to contact Johnny Knoxville. I've got an idea for him!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i miss my old chevy

― kephm, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bumpernuts.com/Picture%20070.jpg

I saw these on the truck in front of me driving home yesterday. Defend that, motherfuckers.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

that's pretty funny, actually

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

carballs!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

you toucha my truck, you give it the blue balls!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

it's indiana whaddya expect?

― Little Big Macher (llamasfur), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to own a Ford Ranger. I sold it though, cuz the insurance was just too damn high. Dang I miss that truck. I feel like a little less of a man without it.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss all three of my trucks. I miss being able to haul around all kinds of shit, just for the hell of it. I miss having people call me to ask if I can haul their shit around for the hell of it. I miss cutting firewood and tossing it into the bed of my truck to haul around for the hell of it. I miss being in the bed of my trck, looking at the stars and thinking "Why does everyone want me to haul around their shit?"

Damnit. I miss being a burly mountain woman!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel you, Laura.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Want to go in on a purchase of one with me, Mr. Diamond? I just need one for when I have to feel butch and stuff.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I once nearly got my ass kicked by a dude in my hometown who barked TOKN SHIT BMSPLOR!?!? at my friends and I. He kinda calmed down after we had to get him to repeat his threat a few times ("are you talking shit about my explorer?") so we could understand it. we weren't, btw.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and the dude's nickname was Fetus. I think I've told this before.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I drive a pick'emup truck. As well as a hand-cart/dolly. As often as I help people move stuff, if I charged them all for it I could probably make a decent living; actually most of them do pay me, only rather than legal tender I'm compensated with 12s of Miller High Life.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to charge a pizza and beer toll for moving other people's stuff. For my stuff, well, I'd usually go mooch off a friend.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.statesmanjournal.com/photo/pl24140.JPG

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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