On my fridge: kids' magnetic letters, which the last time I remember spelt "COCKFARMER" but I think are jumpbled now. I tried to use them to hold up postcards I'd got but they just fell off immediately.

And a magnetic Eminem dress-up doll.

We'll surely be back to anal obscenity in a few days.

I'd just like to add: my flat is tidier than ever, positively sparkling, thanks to may flatmate's new girl: he spent a whole day cleaning so she could stay over. It's heaven.

I want the eminem dress up magnet. . .

It is the center of the universe.

How to find this out . . .

First, hum a single note. Most people will hum B flat. The B flat tone is 60 cycles. 60 cycles of electricity powers most refrigerator motors. So if you cam hum a B flate you are in tune with your refrigerator. Everything inside your refrigerator will keep you alive by feeding your body. Everything on the outside of your refrigerator keeps your soul well fed. Pictures of your family and friends. A painting from your children. Good report cards. Even pictures of a 30 lb. cat or the Cookie Monster are all part of what make you feel good.

Therefore the refrigerator is in fact the center of the universe. Keep in tune with it.

This is my London fridge door circa 1999 (now in the permanent collection of the Victoria and Albert Museum).

Dump stuff on;

pile on more;

stuff falls off

on the floor.

Any more questions?

And Gretchen -- that's a cat, not the girlfriend -- tends to jump on top of the fridge and from there to the space above the cabinets.

On my fridge right now: A year-old wish list, on which I scrawl phone numbers when I'm talking on the kitchen phone. A magnet from a local pizza and chicken delivery place that gives dates for Redskins games from 1996 or so. A magnet-backed kitchen timer, holding up several coupons that are probably out of date.

On the side: A Powerpuff Girls magnet holding up a B&W litho postcard of the Eiffel Tower.

yes, it's covered.

(Aren't you glad you actually read this;>?)

Up until Monday there was magnetic poetry all over it too.

-tinted portrait of hank williams
-betty page magnets
-"i heart my penis' magnet
-Gil Elvgren cowgirl pinups
-band flyers
-slick 57 sticker
-pictures of my neices and nephew
-a bizarro comic
-little iZone stickers of friends in bands
-snapshots of Jonathan Fire*Eater
-Hello Kitty valentines
-absolutely nothing related to food

My whole freezer door (ie the top door of the fridge) is covered in them, I was given a "romance" set, so theyre red, and a bit saucy, and I keep an eye on them because every time people visit a new poem seems to mysteriously appear. One of my faves is one I did:

sex drunk sleep
bathed in skin and whispers

I also have a cool (real) phone bill that says i owe ONE BILLION DOLLARS and should move to yemen or something. My friend used to work for Telstra billing, it was a housewarming gift :)

My kitchen is no longer poetic :/

HA HA!
PENIS!

That pretty much sums up all the ones I've ever done, so I'm just gonna print this page out, and whammo blammo all set.

Top-left quadrant of my fridge:
-Sprinkled with "Atomic horror/Sci-Fi icon magnets". Graphics of rockets, ray guns, bug eyed monsters, etc. These COVER the fridge.
-1939 World's Fair magnet
-I Am Not The Janitor gig flyer
-1940s-era Hotel Laguna postcard magnet
-Greetings From Rice California "big letter" post card
-North Dakota magnet
-photo of Lilian Gish clipped from newspaper
-Modigliani magnet
-photo of dad
-photo of me, mom, sister
-postcard from Monsanto's Adventures Through Inner Space ride at Disneyland
-Lady Penelope of the Thunderbirds postcard magnet
-postcard. text reads: "So you see Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Our educational systems works,. The little fuckers are just dumb."
-picture of hypothetical Martian life form from vintage Disney science documentary
-Miskatonic University "Go Pods" bumper sticker. (continues to other side)

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/fridge_topleft.jpg

-"You Are Leaving American Sektor" sticker from Checkpoint Charlie in old Cold War-era Berlin
-"May you enjoy a supreme 2003" post card from Bruce Licher/IPR
-"Stay Cool" chalk outline magnet from the LA Coroner's Office gift shop
-Savage Republic 2002 reunion tour post card
-Milk And Cheese magnet
-Broadcast/Languis gig flyer
-Palais Pera Hotel sticker
-Himalayan Trek/Expedition sticker from Nepalese restaurant in Seattle
-More atomic horror/sci-fi icon magnets
-Top part of a Chaki gig flyer at the bottom

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/fridge_topright.jpg

-Still more atomic/sci-fi magnets
-Situationist anti-establishment comic "Just say 'fuck off" - you'll get a lot of satisfaction!"
-"If Philip K. Dick had written Peanuts" cartoon

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/fridge_bottomright.jpg

-More more more atomic/sci-fi magnets
-small photo of baby aardvark clipped from newspaper
-"They're young... They're in love... THEY EAT LARD" ad from the British Lard Marketing Board.
-Flyer of Anthony Giddens and Michel Foucault action figures from theory.org.uk

-The last of the atomic/sci-fi magnets
-A flyer/logo for Baleen Coffee ("the coffee you have to strain through your teeth"). Years ago I was mucking about in Adobe Illustrator and that just sorta came out
-Vintage Las Vegas post card (Fremont St. downtown)

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/fridge_side.jpg

Anyway, on my fridge (no pic attainable, sorry):

too much grime (I must clean it)
a sign that says "Carlton. Made in Italy"

fridge magnets depicting the following:

5 fish (including a shark and a seahorse)

a Walls Magnum Ice Cream

a bottle of Copydex with the slogan "Safe and Strong"

Just bought a fridge last week. What it looks like now (with some carry overs from six years ago)

http://quartzcity.net/ilx/ckb_fridge2010.jpg

Milk & Cheese magnet = A++

Sushi 'map', round YES WE DID magnet, round Laxmi (Hindu goddess kitsch) magnet.

http://krakow.zenfolio.com/img/v1/p944947996-3.jpg