dear ilx, nyc branch, FABAS?

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So, due to flakey friends, I've got a spare belle & sebastian ticket for tonight. The first one of you twee folks to claim it gets to accompany me. hurrah?

― mouse, Monday, 10 November 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I claim it in the name of Mike Piazza!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

But you aren't in NYC!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG OMG OMG ILL TAKE IT

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

IM THE TWEEEST FUCKER OF THE NYC ILXERS SO GIMME GIMME PLZ! ICE CREAM AND TEDDY BEARS AND STRIPEY SWEATERS!

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

give it to phil!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

TAFFY APPLES AND KITTENS AND SCARVES AND SARAH RECORD BADGES

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

It must be Phil!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I vote for Phil!!

― Allyzay, Monday, 10 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah give it to Phil, so I can watch TV tonight.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

you cant watch TV while im here?

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

and maybe I will cuddle with the playstation 2

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

When you say "cuddle", do you actually mean "molest"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I EVEN HAVE A TULLYCRAFT RECORD!

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

phil is the tweeest bastard ever, thank god he saw this thread.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I vote for giving it to phil, too

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Give it to Phil!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

we even have this in our room!

http://www.vicgardens.com.au/images/031006_home_main.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

sans the baby

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok Phil, you scary twee bastard, e-mail me.

― mouse, Monday, 10 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

god, I'm driving myself into hysterics thinking of phil squirming in his seat with delight at some bizzare NYC interweb location.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(I was so waiting for "sans the chair")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

He's squirming while sitting in that ridiculous bee chair listening to Tullycraft, I don't understand how he gets invited to orgies with tweeness like that :/

― allyzay, Monday, 10 November 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I never did think I ever would see
A carnal display so precious and twee
The sloppy were soppy and making a lark
While thrusting and moaning, wrapped up in the dark
Kitten pajamas discarded with glee
Sanrio vibrators pointing at me
I shrugged, I grinned, I gave them my trust
And came in a fury of savage twee lust

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan Perry spins me right round, baby, right round.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks mouse! e-mail sent

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

and thanks for the cheering section!

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, are those Cranberries lyrics?

― Nicolars The Insult Comic Librarian (Nicole), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

He's squirming while sitting in that ridiculous bee chair listening to Tullycraft

"ridiculous" ???

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

in my head i blurred two threads together and came up with "nyc branch fancy a giant panda?"

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

HEY, that bee chair is very utilitarian. 3 children can sit on it at once or you can put your beer there.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, six-pack on one side, bucket o' fried chicken on the other.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, are those Cranberries lyrics?

THEY SHOULD BE

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

who is "mouse"?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG PHIL IT'S A TRAP!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

don't worry, i'm lactose intolerant

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(Now that I look at it, my little word substitution doesn't work unless of course Carey is running around molesting people with a Playstation 2.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

who is "mouse"?
-- gabbneb (gabbne...), November 10th, 2003.

OMG PHIL IT'S A TRAP!
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), November 10th, 2003.

― mouse, Monday, 10 November 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

taking sides: being semi-anonymous on ILX v. being feared for your semi-anonymity?

― mouse, Monday, 10 November 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

feared surely!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

being feared for your infamy is the best

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

But surely having an infamous image to live up to is stressful?

― mouse, Monday, 10 November 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

ain't no thang

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

you get used to it

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

gee, the show was pretty fun even though the acoustics at the town hall suck. thanks "mouse"!

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil to thread title

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(wasn't the second half of the acronym where you worked?)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god! Thanks for reminding me, jerk!

(Clearly I do not Fancy a BAS)

― hstencil, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't just offer shit like this. These things require Jackass level tweeness contests.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry!!!)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Jackass level tweeness contests.

I have to go to a meeting now, somebody please take this concept and run with it!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

slackers.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

it was so insane we had to delete it!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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