i wish i wish......

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my plants would grow in this crappy soil
i had a social life outside of 'playgroup'
i hadnt cut big chunks out of my hair today in a fit of irritation
my car was 'legal'
the next-door neighbour wasnt feeling so bad about being alone
people were kinder to each other
there was chocolate in my cupboard right now ( the dark variety )

donna (donna), Saturday, 6 December 2003 06:25 (twenty years ago) link

i just ate 1/2 a terry's (dark) chocolate orange num

kephm, Saturday, 6 December 2003 06:29 (twenty years ago) link

i had a career
i could be with her now
these test questions weren't so damn specific
everyone got what they wish for

oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 December 2003 06:31 (twenty years ago) link

...smoking was good for you.

kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:08 (twenty years ago) link

that ganja was legal
that bush will lose the election
that civilization as we know it doesn't collapse for at least a hundred years
that I could know what animals were thinking

oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:17 (twenty years ago) link

it doesn't really matter if ganja is legal
bush will lose the election
civilization won't collapse for at least 200 years
animals only think about food

kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:18 (twenty years ago) link

sure it does. I wouldn't have to live under constant fear of arrest, for one thing.
i hope so.
most of the time I think it won't, but it will probably be a slow decline and the beginning of that may occur within my lifetime
then why does my cat whine right after I feed him?

oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:22 (twenty years ago) link

(what's the difference between a hope and a wish?)

oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:26 (twenty years ago) link

hope, to feel that something desired may happen
wish, to want, desire, long for

kephmas, Saturday, 6 December 2003 07:46 (twenty years ago) link

I was little bit taller
I was a baller
I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala

skee-lo, Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:42 (twenty years ago) link

i could wake up without a hangover
i could make money (sans working)
i had a competent working knowledge of mac's software

(skee-lo, you take me back to ninth grade)

Cameron (Cameron), Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:56 (twenty years ago) link

"macs"... sorry

Cameron (Cameron), Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:57 (twenty years ago) link

...this time it could be different.

luna (luna.c), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:35 (twenty years ago) link

...there was a cure

zappi (joni), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:44 (twenty years ago) link

I'll second that

JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

i wish i didn't care
i wish i could settle down
i wish i get a job as santa for the holidays

possible m (mandinina), Sunday, 7 December 2003 01:32 (twenty years ago) link

I had a pair.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 7 December 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

wed stop talking politics in december

infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

half of me agrees and half of me is "well ffs nobody makes us join in"

all this youthless booty (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WhcklGn.jpg

infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

half of me agrees and half of me is "well ffs nobody makes us join in"

― all this youthless booty (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:05 (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Heh remind me again whether you as dictator would enforce participation in just such a fashion

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

I wd enforce mostly silence on most subjects I think

all this youthless booty (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

Jesus I wunt last

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

i can b p quiet

but a little xmas carolling wldnt hurt

infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

I wish I had the sort of work to keep me busy. (Deepest apologies to everyone who has too much to do at work.)

I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link

its p slow here in december

free tacos at work today so all of us get to go outside and socialize

infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

My immediate supervisor knows that all of my assigned documents are quiet at the moment. But at the end of the week I have to submit a current project report and a monthly hours report showing SOMETHING for the 40 hours I logged at the office this week.

I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

37.5 hrs: ilx
2.5 hrs: pooping

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link

xp

oh

ive had to do that at other workplaces

kinda hate that they enforce that bc they obv want u to stretch the truth "a little"

infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

can honestly say ive never had a pooping marathon but alwys interested in new experiences

infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link

I had a pooping binge earlier this year, but it was part of preparing for a colonoscopy (slept through the procedure itself).

I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link

not looking fwd to that

do drs still put a finger up there or do they just slide in a little wire w a camera these days?

infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link

Apparently these days they use a little fiber-optic camera combined with a blade to shave off any polyps found (I was told they found one polyp; come back in 5 years).

I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:44 (six years ago) link

o man

is that cause for concern? hope everything is okay

infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link

Apparently it's a reasonably good outcome (as opposed to multiple masses requiring immediate attention). They removed the polyp while I was still under, and told me to keep eating fiber.

I, Fanbrat (j.lu), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

thats good

i get this bran flakes cereal w extra fiber from trader joes which is p good

https://www.traderjoes.com/TJ_CMS_Content/Images/fearless-flyer/uploads/article-2233/94663-bran-flakes.jpg

infinity (∞), Monday, 18 December 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link


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