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I blow my nose with paper towels.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

tell us some of the minor things about you that make you feel like a 'badass'

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, but what's in your bathroom?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i wash my hair with soap

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i wipe my ass with paper towels.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I soap my ass with blow.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I wipe my ass with last week's coffee filters.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i get sick of the excelsior laughing threads getting so friggin' large ... so I START NEW ONES! MOTHERFUCKERS!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I eat the whole peanut including the shells.

― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't use umbrellas, even in storms.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

most of the stuff is more "hardcore stupid/retarded" than "hardcore bad-ass."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I eat the apple core.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I chew with my mouth open.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly eisbar!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I open beer cans with my teeth.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I am an internet hardman, but blub stupidly when people I like diss me.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't wash my hair that often

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum beats you all.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

kinky

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i eat with my feet sometimes.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I put jalapenos on my sandwiches.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i diss mark c so that he'd blub stupidly

― ken c, Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

When I get pad thai, and Pronglarp asks if I want it spicy, I say "yeah", and then when he goes on to ask "HOT spicy?" I say "yes sir".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I walk betwen the cars on the subway while the train is moving.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't use boards on my comics.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i drink o.j. right from the container - total dysregard.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I break the tape on my UPS packages WITH A PEN.

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

christmas is a day like any others to me.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

When I watch porn, I skip through the humping and go straight to the plot!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I sharpen pencils--with a knife!

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I tie my shoes--myself!!!

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.leekinginc.com/portfolio/newshoes.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i put hot peppers in my penis.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cartoons-cartoon.com/pictures/dork.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

the other day i finished the 'casino zone' level of sonic the hedgehog 2 using my feet.

i sandpaper my spleen.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 11 December 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I take showers in the sink, I sleep in a closet, and I haven't bought any groceries in a month because the expired groceries I can scavenge are so good and free.
For breakfast, instead of a bowl of cereal and milk, I eat a box of broken glass with bleach poured all over it.
I'm a super speller and I'm almost potty trained too.

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 11 December 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I eat Wookies.

― (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Before or after shaving?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I eat Wookies.

With a satisfied squeal, as they go down?

Nowt's more hardcore than eating steel nails without milk.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I hardly ever pay for my tram rides. Stuff you, M-Tram!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I dance to the sound of babies being made into candles.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I wear death metal t-shirts. UNIRONICALLY!

― scott seward, Friday, 12 December 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I live with a roof-rat
irrefutable proof that
I'm hardcore
like the rat poison on my floor

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You all seem kind of emocore after reading this entire thread, to be honest.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

B B B I was taking the piss! Wasnt everyone? :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i am a stay at home dad too. doesn't get any more emo than that. i learned on the internet the other day that other stay at home dads refer to themselves as SAHD's, which is kinda sad. and emo!

― scott seward, Friday, 12 December 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'ma frequent player of spin the bottle, punch in the face.

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i wash records with soap and water

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Try rubbing alcohol!!!

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been known to wear Chuck Taylors during January if I only have to walk a couple blocks. (On ice, they have NO TRACTION WHATSOEVER.)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 12 December 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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MY LATEST ILX0R HANDLE MEME USES THE LAST NAME OF FAMOUS LEES, WITHOUT EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION

― Leee Iacocca (Leee), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I just packed all my stuff to move. Because some people broke some of my dishes I PACKED A COUPLE OF THEIRS IN MY STUFF WITHOUT TELLING THEM!

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

did you have implied, oral consent, Leee?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I SMOKAH TEH SWEET CHEEBAH!!!

― (nickalicious), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I am drunk

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

and my friend iss pssed out

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

u iz h4rdk0r!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 December 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

My parents said I can have a bunch of friends over, and they'll order us pizza, and rent us movies.

Once I hummed "Dead Cops" by MDC while walkig by a cop. . . er. . . pig.

― Voltarine Godwin, Sunday, 14 December 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so badass that I don't have ANY friends.

― Simon H., Sunday, 14 December 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I lie about my physical attributes whilst chatting to women on the internet.

I tell the truth about what I look like while chatting with other Interweb mentalists.

― (j.lu), Sunday, 14 December 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

^ Hawt. Meet you for lunch in the Western Wing of the Uffizi?

― , Sunday, 14 December 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I've eaten a package of ramen without cooking it first.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 14 December 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I've eaten a package of ramen without opening it first!

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 December 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I put aluminum foil in the microwave and turned on the microwave and watched it catch on fire!!!!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 14 December 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

I REVIVE THREADS FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER HAWDKO!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 October 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Sometimes I don't use fabric softener, but only when I haven't already realised that we've run out of it, before I start my laundry.

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

whoa

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

i eat with my feet sometimes.
-- fiddo centington

still true.

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

half the time i can't manage to swallow multivitamins (like i lose focus and become temporarily incapable of bypassing the subconscious gag supressant), get tired of trying to relax and make it happen, and i just CHEW IT UP even though it TASTES REALLY BAD

― ath (ath), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

i can also remove beer bottle caps with my teeth

― ath (ath), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

i've masturbated with a shoe buffer

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 August 2006 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

I have washed my hair with shampoo only once in about 7 years, yet it smells and feels delicious.

― Huey in Melbourne (Huey in Melbourne), Sunday, 27 August 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa this is my favorite thread in like, forever. I'm glad no one else is home, 'cause I can't stop giggling.

― g00blar (gooblar), Sunday, 27 August 2006 09:00 (nineteen years ago)

I put my feet up on the seat opposite me on the train, even though there are signs that say not to.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 27 August 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

When I cook something from a recipe I always put in more spices than they tell me to.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Sunday, 27 August 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

I always use bar soap for shaving cream.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 27 August 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Whenever I play cricket, I always move to a position several yards closer to the batsman than where my captain originally ordered me to stand. I also tolerate all types of swearing.

― Scourage (Haberdager), Sunday, 27 August 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes i stay up, past my bedtime

― -- (688), Sunday, 27 August 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

I stole a bottle of wine!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Sunday, 27 August 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

a BIG bottle of CHEAP wine!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Sunday, 27 August 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 27 August 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.celevs.com/o/orlando-bloom/orlando-bloom1.jpg

I took down that elephant thing.

― g00blar (gooblar), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

eye contact w/ the homeless.

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Monday, 28 August 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

bike riding in heavy rain

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

to band practice

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

band practice

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

i spraypainted 'fuck tha squirrel_police' on a park fence.

― estela (estela), Monday, 28 August 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

am i the only person who likes cold soup straight from the can?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

I forward phone calls to one of my bosses without buzzing him first.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes, I drink alcohol.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Even when no one else is home!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

i post so many things that aren't funny around fat ugly douchebaggy internet nerds so they can make fun of me at a later date from their stinky cheap unclean apartments on other threads while being smug about their shitty music taste that my hands cramp up

― PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

If the ilx moderation wizards hadn't changed the rules, I would STILL be posting as http://www.burgerpipe.com/images/burgerpipes.gif.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes I eat chocolate chips right from the bag.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes I eat chocolate chimps right from the bag.

― PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone know about the new This American life comp? And has it leaked yet? Thanks

-- lauren ruiz (sheep130...) (webmail), August 28th, 2006 7:13 PM. (sheep1300) (later) (link)

― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Monday, 28 August 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

I eat peanut butter sandwiches with NO JELLY! on WHOLE WHEAT BREAD!

And use ALL CAPS on the INTERNET!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 28 August 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

I leave the house without a cell phone.

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

I wear satin teddies and long strands of pearls and I shake out my tousled long hair while the guy with the vaseline lens... oh sorry, wrong thread.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that sounds more like chickrotica.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

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