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I dont know.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― Ein Beethovenschwarmer (Barss), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

What is there to "know"?

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you sure?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/dandy.jpg

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

less questions. more jaunty hats.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 12 December 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not a pirate, that's a dandy highwayman.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 12 December 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

And he is desperate, but not serious!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

adam ant has bodice-ripping manboobs!

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll settle for manboobs if I could keep up my dandy highwaymanism.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 December 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

adam ant has bodice-ripping manboobs!

When Ally first posted that pic I thought it was a woman.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 December 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

manboobs or no, he's still hot.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 12 December 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You worry me sometimes, Catty.

He's also mad as a badger in a full moon!

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Friday, 12 December 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

seeing as there are about 50 other pirates threads why don't we talk about pirate radio?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 December 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

or the bootlegging of much Hollywood output

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 December 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait. But aren't Zombies the new Pirates?

And isn't Elvira the new Zombies?

― Miss Marianna, Friday, 12 December 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/01/18/adamant.jpg
In 2001 becomes:
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/01/17/dPAant2001.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/01/18/duran.jpg
Even Simon is hold up better.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, and look at John Taylor now! (THough we've already established that this is because Nick Rhodes is his portrait in the attic.)

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

its sad..but revenue sharing hasnt helped them whatsover. they continue to let good players develop and leave. its really upsetting and hard to be a fan.

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know Duran Duran did the Sloan thing too.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Who in Sloan is who's portrait in the attic?

(It's got to be Pattie, isn't it?)

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

legend has it that Doc Ellis of the Pirates pitched a no no whilst on LSD. He hit a batter in the 2nd innning and thought he killed him.

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the revenue sharing thing. Which one is Peter's secret father again?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Jay.

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

They have a very nice ballpark. They just need a few winning seasons to get the fans in and then draw some of those players back.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 12 December 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

See he can be all pouty and grungy too...
http://www.dropd.com/issue/28/Sloan/jay1.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

known until 1899 as the Alleghenies until their reputation for stealing other teams best players earned them the nickname of Pirates.

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

should have a decent young pitching staff this year, but, alas, no big bats.

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is about pirates. Not Adam Ant and Duran Duran. Fuck, people. Lets stay on subject.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Captain Sensible says Adam Ant is a pirate and I trust him before I trust you.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking Sides:

Monkeys vs. Robots

Pirates vs. Zombies

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/pirates.jpg

These are pirates. What you posted is not pirate at all. More like colonial gay.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Monkeys vs. Robots.

Imagine the poo throwing.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i had a dream that i saw Dave Parker eating in my local bar and i started shouting Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!.. and he nodded my way to acknowledge my fandom.

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Colonial gay" sounds pretty good though. By your definition of pirate, Momus would be one too.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

See the hooks? Either a hook for a hand or a parrot would suffice as a blatant pirate. Other key features might be an eye patch, or just the fact that you own a ship with a bunch of surly motherfuckers aboard.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

What is there to "know"?
-- Allyzay (piratesofpenzanc...), December 12th, 2003.

Obviously plenty.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/crimson/jpgs/pirates.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 12 December 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

My mother had a parrot once. Is she a pirate?

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, clearly.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Momus a pirate? He bought a monkey once, for Sally. Its not quite a parrot.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You could name it "Parrot"...which could pass as a pirate accessory.

TOMBOT. Dont waste our time with your non-pirate antics.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

COLONIAL GAY classic.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

So what you are saying is that if Adam Ant bought a monkey and named it PARROT then this whole discussion wouldn't exist? That's the stupidest thing ever.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

And TOMBOT, that picture is making my head hurt. Jesus, it doesnt make sense to me.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

But he didnt. So this discussion does exist. You are the one making something more complicated than it should be. Why cant you just accept things for what they are? And why do you hate black people?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

felicity otm re: ballpark

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.splashpagecomics.com/model/0101790.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 12 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

You are getting warmer, TOM.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

OK so according to you, THIS is a pirate:
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/mami.jpg

And THIS in no way resembles anything piratey at all:
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/dandy.jpg

That is seriously fucked up.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

And TOMBOT, that picture is making my head hurt. Jesus, it doesnt make sense to me.

But tonight...IS THE MEANING OF LIFE!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

How the fuck is the first one a pirate?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, you suck at this. Good thing you dont fancy boats, because you'd get yer ass stabbed.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

See the hooks? Either a hook for a hand or a parrot would suffice as a blatant pirate. [...]
-- El Spinktor (jerk_potat...), December 12th, 2003.

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My mother had a parrot once. Is she a pirate?
-- Allyzay (fault...), December 12th, 2003.

The parrot is not pictured.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

If a parrot makes someone blatantly a pirate, then my mom is a pirate and you are the one getting your assed stabbed, missy! By me. Yeah.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously.

― Captain Obvious (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

My mom once house sat for this lady who had the MOST ANNOYING parrot ever. Is my mom a pirate too?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

First of all, you cant prove that your mother ever had a parrot. Secondly, you cant drive. I can.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP BLAMING ME FOR YOUR SHITTY LOGIC! It's not my fault you have no understanding of the pirate race.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Just because we mentioned parrots, doesnt mean this is a parrot thread. Its about pirates. Not ally's mother. Its about pirates. Not about ally's mom and her make-believe parrot. Its about pirates.

But Sarah, yes. It is a sign of a pirate.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://plotong.50megs.com/gx15.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa whoa oh no you did not go to the driving thing!!!

Anyway I can prove my parents had a GOAT that's not so far away from a PARROT so what is your point? Trust me, a parrot is like the least surprising thing that has occurred in their menagerie. Ergo, they are parrots, or pirates, or something, what are we talking about? Whatever this all means, I'm pretty certain Sarah comes from pirate stock.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom, welcome to the world of awesome.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

But you dont. And you are jealous. Grow up.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I never said I WAS from pirate stock, I said your logic was jacked in the ass, that's totally two different concepts.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I have work to do.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh obviously. You're a very busy man.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

buccaneers kick pirates asses into next week

― zappi (joni), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

...

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I question the validity of the information backing up this claim.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Keyshawn Johnson couldn't kick anyone's ass.

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

this is an amusing pirate related web page:

http://www.cmu.edu/cmnews/020411/020411_briefs.html

(pretend that the picture and the first brief are related).

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Good job.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is pretty good you know. I don't have a hook for a hand.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 13 December 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

These are pirates. What you posted is not pirate at all. More like colonial gay.

Have at you!

Poncey schemes

― jackson anderville, Saturday, 13 December 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(there is some overlap. adam ant may represent its focal point.)

― jackson anderville, Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm colonial gay

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 13 December 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"FAQ: Pirates...?" is the actual title of this thread.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Saturday, 13 December 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Pirates
Pirates: S&D
why are pirates funny?

But really, Spinktor, all you need know is: "Kent Tekulve"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Im a relatively new ILXOR, so i appologize for my aparent repitition.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

And poor spelling.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/470257/aaarrrgggg.JPG

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.piratehaven.org/~beej/pirates/images/bart.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.piratehaven.org/~beej/pirates/images/bartp.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.piratehaven.org/~beej/pirates/images/teach.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.piratehaven.org/~beej/pirates/images/black1.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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