"Incredible Blessings" are destined for your life. . .

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The Rev. Wayne and Rev. Kathleen DeLatte have kindly mailed me some literature which begins:

PLEASE READ THIS IN PRIVATE. Momentuous changes are very evident in your financial position and personal relationships; changes which you have prayed to experience and will happen as a result of youor faith. THE HOLY SPIRIT WILL REVEAL THE "STEPS" TO A SEASON OF RECKONING AND BREAKTHROUGH. GOD IS ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME.

I wonder how many people are actually going to send them money.

On the backside of this sheet of faith paper. Do as Moses did when God spoke to him: "Moses...put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place thou standest is holy ground." Exodous 3:4,5.
Take the shoe from your right foot, and place your right foot inside this outline that I have drawn for you. Then, print your #1, #2, and #3 most pressing needs. Next, print your name three times on the lines I have drawn for you, and say "Jesus," each time you print your name. Etc.

― Rockist Scientist, Friday, 12 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"faith paper"???

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It says "faith paper." I remember creating "French Voodoo Paper" when I was a kid, and this seems to be more or less the same idea, except that I meant mine as a joke.

― Rockist Scientist, Friday, 12 December 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know why "French." Maybe that seemed exotic to me.

― Rockist Scientist, Friday, 12 December 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Why must you say "Jesus" after you print your name?

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

So that he'll know you're talking to him. He's not a mindreader, y'know!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

That's why you have to pray out loud

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Like they do on TV

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://oldserver.catholicity.com/cathedral/parishvisitors/pictures/jesus.gif

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Is he with Lois Lane? I knew there was something up between those two!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif

― Aja (aja), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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