Suffer fools gladly

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What? You mean you know a Jew because he would have a lot of credit cards in his wallet? Haha that's hilarious. Say you busy tomorrow night?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(loosely adapted from the true life exploits of amateurist)

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah haha I really am carrying a nuclear weapon in my bag, you know us Americans! So what did you say you do here? It's so nice to meet people...

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, okay.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody's horny.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Amateurist, meet Livejournal. Livejournal, meet Amateurist. There you go. So nice to have introduced you two.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Ouch!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it's either that or TITTWIS, but I'm feeling that Mr. Amateurist would rather have an air of mystery about his ventings than actually spelling everything out. Solution!

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

haha wait, it was DEE that just made that joke

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew someone would say that. Thank you for being that one, Jess.

*prepares to receive invitation to Hypocrites International*

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm just surprised is all!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

And that day, Grincho Grouchington's heart grew three sizes larger.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I have totally lost my shit. Good night everyone.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 13 December 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

nobody got the joke, it's my fault for being too obscure. the idea was to post stupid things people have said to you and respond as if you weren't completely offended.

in fact in reality i made my offended-ness quite clear.

never mind.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 13 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i should have titled the thread "this is the thread where you suffer fools gladly."

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 13 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry, it was a good thread anyway.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh no, of course you don't have to actually *buy* the special item I specially ordered at your insistence, that's coming from Germany next week, That I can't return (as I explained) and that I'll have a REAL HARD JOB SELLING AT ANY PRICE!!!"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 13 December 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

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