Turds that float vs. Turds that dont....

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Buoyancy. Its all about the buoyancy.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate you and so does c-man

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Really?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I would think you'd settle down eventually.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 15 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Consider yourself crossed off my christmas list then.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

the fact that they are turds, and therefore HORRIBLE is more important than the bouyancy, surely?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

hey hey hey Pash, turds are an essential part of the CIRCLE OF LIFE!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

No, you guys don't get it, it's a metaphor. About life.

(xpost!)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Circle of life leads to pirates leads to Anne Coulter leads to fishing tackle boxes full of candies and eventually leads to poop.

So, deal with it.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

And what of ghost turds?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem, try thinking outside of the box you created for yourself. Join us in the grey area.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I would think your area would be of a different colour...

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

When you figure out the myth behind ghost turds, our society will benefit. Until then, we will have to live in fear and uncertainty.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder how many ILXors look at this thread and dont bother responding to it because they are better than that?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

They are the turds who don't.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I never fail to be mystified and amazed by your level of boredom, Spinktor.

― Allyzay, Monday, 15 December 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mmft.netfirms.com/images/achieve/turd76-main.gif

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Im a government employee. Never underestimate my level of boredom. They took away my purchasing budget, so i cant buy anything. Things i NEED.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Toilet paper, for example? Is that what this is about?

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah. This is about feces.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Another thing...i dont know why C-Man would hate me because im the only one that doesnt back him into a corner with hate threading. I actually enjoy his verbally bashing of people...he's pretty good. I say bravo C-man.

Poop to thread.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

He thinks I kill animals with my bare hands, you know.

― Allyzay, Monday, 15 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Dont we all?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually wear latex gloves.

― Allyzay, Monday, 15 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Nave-tard 3000 to thread.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wolfsden3.homestead.com/files/OtherPhotos/Scenes/greatescape.jpg http://www.soimmature.com/images/toilet_turd.gif

I'm never going down, I'm never coming down
No more, no more, no more, no more, no more
I'm never coming down, I'm never going down
No more, no more, no more, no more, no more
(Repeat and Fade Out)

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That's just mind bogglingly horrible.

― Allyzay, Monday, 15 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Groin grabbingly awesome, is more like it.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 15 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"I once masturbated 6 times in 2 hours"

― Allyzay, Monday, 15 December 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

calum's serious posts get deleted

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

While we're on the subject:

Which category would The Grate Man fit into, would he be a bouyant or a non-bouyant?

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

bouyant, evidently (sigh)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

having floaters is a sign that there's too much fat in your diet, cos fat is less dense. So if your shit float, your shit is basically fat.

as opposed to "That shit is phat"

― ken c, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

but i thought density = floatation.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Word.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sendaturd.com/

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(I don't know whether they float or not).

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

They do if you mould them into the shape of a boat.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Good thinking, 99.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Note to self: Never shake Nick's hand.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

All you really need to know (do not fear this link)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Toothpaste for dinner. Yes.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

how come no repartee for a year, you guys had to have made some of your namesakes by now, excelent picture of steeve mcqueen tho i saw a picture of him yesterday on a mug shot in canada for a dui,had a scab on his nose then.

― vic rivard, Friday, 13 February 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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