SPIDER-MAN versus THE LEOPARD FROM LIME STREET

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ONE was bitten by a radioactive spider! ONE was bitten by a robotic leopard! ONE has an uncle who is dead - yet good! ONE has an uncle who is alive - yet evil! ONE lives in New York City, USA! ONE apparently lives on Lime Street in the United Kingdom! ONE has an amazingly scientific web-shooting wrist device! ONE has a fire-poking implement tied to a bit of string! ONE is becoming less and less like a spider as time goes by! ONE is mutating slowly but surely into an actual leopard, if what I read on the internet has any bearing!!

BUT - if Spiderman and The Leopard From Lime Street were to meet in a car park in, say, Belgium, and were to get in a fight - WHO WOULD WIN????

― Al_Ewing, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You cannot bring up characters like this and not provide links to background material!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/leoplime.htm

http://www.superherostore.150m.com/publish/leopardfromlimestreet.htm

http://www.comicsuk.co.uk/ComicInformationPages/TemplateCharacterStory.asp?ComicTitle=BUSTER&CharStoryName=LeopardFromLimeStreet&ReturnPage=CharStory

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=spiderman+orgasm&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=934537131.275253%40flux&rnum=1

How's that?

― Al_Ewing, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

That last link makes me a sad panda.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Spiderman porno? I feel so under-educated.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(Welcome back Al, BTW)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The Leopard from Lime Street must win with that kind of name.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Leopard From Lime Street gets my vote!

― Still A Sad Panda (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Two-nil to the Beast Of Selbridge at UK bedtime. Secondary question - when do we get the film of this suburban man-beast? And would it be Sam Raimi or Mike Leigh who brought it to us?

― Al_Ewing, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, who wouldn't see a movie titled THE LEOPARD FROM LIME STREET?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in the theatre with my feet up, even now.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It could possibly be better than Pumaman.

If that is even possible.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Pumaman? He'd be so out of fashion, though.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe if it had two pageboy-rockin' Aztec dudes

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

His style is classic and eternal.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/leopard4.jpg

i can't stop giggling at the noise "HEEAAAARRGLE" and i'm trying to say it out loud but i get about halfway through before laughing.
so yes to a movie, so i can hear how this wonderful word is pronounced.

― Slump Man (Slump Man), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

this passed me by AS IT WAS STARTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. Bad Al, naughty Al, in your bed.

I would love a collected LoLS book.

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes how are you this morning Al?

Obv the Leopard from Lime Street wins if only for his disgusting trampy uncle, a role model of mine.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 18 December 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

While taking photos of Professor Jarman's experimental zoo for the Selbridge Secondary School's magazine, Billy was scratched by a leopard the scientist has been treating with a radioactive serum. Upon returning home to his abusive Uncle Charlie, he discovered that he has gained superpowers, and donning a modified pantomime cat costume, he set off to become a hero.

OK, a pantomime cat costume? Thats uhh... yeah! :D

Also, I parsed that as "been treating with a radioactive semen" and that made me take notice.

I vote mr leopard, hes a twee super hero!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 19 December 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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