Reg Norkett

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

I was just surfing google when I came across the thread-titular name. Is it a pseudonym? Why would Ned need one? What's he been up to?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you bored by any chance Nick?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Take my life.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Please?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't want to know how dull my existence is for the next two days.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I say days?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, you did.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's construct a fantasy existence for Reg Norkett.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Reg Norkett, born in Kentucky on May 23rd 1972.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Son of a farmer (mum) and a nuclear physicist (dad).

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Youngest of four brothers and two sisters.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite his surname and birthplace he is of Aborigine descent.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

With some Spanish heritage.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

And maybe some space alien in their too. On his mum's side.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Reg Norkett is not a lemur.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Feel my sanity slowly melting.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it just me or does 'Norkett' sound rude?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Expelled from three kindergartens for spraying his fellow toddlers with flaming cranberry juice.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It's just you, you sickening devient.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

DeviAnt.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's a webpage consisting of humourous caricatures of Miguel Indurain. It's not been updated since 1995.

http://www.arrakis.es/~angelman/caricaturas.htm

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:xWQaEdjnXLkC:www.psychotronic.com/ioam/images

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.environment.sa.gov.au/parks/images/thorny_devil.jpg

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you! rowr!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hilsberg.com/Iguazu/Mrowkojady2.jpg
Reg Norkett's pets.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

One day, at band camp, Reg Norkett stuck a flute up his anteater.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh missus!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor reg may sink into obscurity.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What is everyone talking about that they have no time for Reg Norkett?!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I have all the time in the world for Reg Norkett, surely a p0rn star in the making!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Take my norkett, baby, take it real good"

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

*shudders*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

nine years pass...

Reg Norkett

― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

A haunting familiarity.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

if you start band call it NECK RACKET

― scott seward, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.