Even High Elves need their value meals.

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From the "Alternative to Lembas" Department:

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I would have to be really high.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"The theater will conclude the Lord of the Rings marathon with the newly released 'The Return of the Rings.'"

Obviously this breaking news was so important that Yahoo! News didn't feel it prescient to get the name of the film correct.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Or one of the employees were somewhat high.

Still, I couldn't eat lembas bread without ketchup.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe "the return of the rings" refers to some sort of new onion ring that everybody in the theatre's going to get to eat!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe there's an UNKNOWN SEQUEL in which sauron arises out of mount doom with ALL THE RINGS OH NO

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

he's gonna eat them all!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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