ILX, Get me Drunk!

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I've been taking everything WAY, WAY TOO SERIOUSLY lately, including myself.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the Christmas Cats thread was proof that you already were drunk!

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

For those of you who like apologies, I apologize.

x post: No, anthony, but that thread is very escapist for me, much like alcohol.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.redcarpetnightclub.com/grafx/booze.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, ILX as a whole is escapist for me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, it usually is for me too, jaymc. In fact, it still is, but then sometimes I come to the party and stand in the corner... or something.

I'm sounding drunk. Does that mean I really am drunk?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

yes

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread sounds like a proposition that Nick might not approve of...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

He will see me get drunk tonight as we're going to my office Christmas party which includes free cocktails.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

This evening should I drink Becks or eat Ben & Jerrys? No work tomorrow! Or Friday! Or Monday! Or Tuesday! But I do have to work on Xmas Eve! But only for three hours!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

What about topping your ice cream off with kahlua?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Cos that would involve leaving the house to buy Kahlua.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Becks.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not invited to my office xmas paty :(

Mrs Nordic has hers today, and she was all excited and got to dress up and stuff... :(

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

drink absinthe. I'm still regretting that I did that last night. never again*.

*until the next time

― jellybean (jellybean), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ruude.com/images/Margarita-WHITE.jpg

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://staleurine.com/pix/drunk-geoff-2.jpg

― we drunk doofi want to help hyuck hyuck (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Irish Car Bomb

- 1/2 pint(s) Guiness Beer
- 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
- 1/2 oz Irish Whiskey

Directions: Mix the Bailey's and the whiskey in a shot glass, drop it in the Guiness, and chug.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Alien Semen

- 2 oz Apple Puckers
- 2 oz Everclear
- 1 oz Aftershock

Directions: Mix and swallow!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

One that might be particularly appropriate:

Adios Mother Fucker

- 3/4 oz Vodka
- 3/4 oz Gin
- 3/4 oz Rum
- 3/4 oz Tequila
- 3/4 oz Triple Sec
- 1 1/2 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
- 2 splash(es) Cola
- 1 dash(es) Blue Curacao
- 1 wedge(s) Lemon

Directions: Combine vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, and sweet & sour mix over ice in glass. Add cola, then dash of blue caracao (for color). Garnish with lemon and adios...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jamaican Monkey Fuck

- 1/3 oz Malibu Coconut Rum
- 1/3 oz Tia Maria
- 1/3 oz Creme De Banana

Directions: Pour all three ingredients into mixer with ice, shake and strain. A very smooth shot, they'll love you!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Red Headed Slut

- 1 part(s) Jagermeister
- 1 part(s) Vodka
- 1 splash(es) Cranberry Juice

Directions: Pour 1-part jager in a mixing cup. Then add 1-part vodka and a generous splash of cranberry juice, depending if you know the person at the bar well, and some ice. Shake and pour evenly.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

take out the sweet and sour mix and the curacao (both of which possibly weaken the elixir) out of the adios mf cocktail and you have a long island iced tea.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Those sound great. But also, you guys have seen me post drunk on just one winecooler or a margarita before. Maybe I would just drop dead if I had one of those drinks (more like asleep).

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

When we get to Chicago, I'm totally saving up for a full bar.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I just like the names, really

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Car bombs are the shit! Fucking hella tasty.

The night my band backed out on our last show ever, our #1 fan came out and gave me the "what happened?" interogation and kept buying me car bombs. I must've drank like 6 in half an hour. I ended up tackling waste recepticals that night.

x-post holy shit red-headed sluts! best anything ever

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

A little champagne, Sarah? (Or a lot of champagne? Actually, I think I'll have a lot.)

http://www.lodinews.com/wedding2002/images/champagne.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

When same band played in Cinci once I had the hugest crush on the singer for the band playing right after us (who had bright red hair) and I was watching them and our drummer says to me from behind "dude, you want a red-headed slut?" and I got all blushy before I turned around and noticed him handing me the shot.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

j.lu, You're coming Saturday night, right? We can drink champagne then!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm planning on bringing some!

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Awesome!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Jlu is my new best friend.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to try a Jamaican Monkey Fuck now.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

are you drunk yet? I'm drunk.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 December 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck yeah, I'm drunk. WE went to that stupid xmas party and there was NO vegetarian foods except for nuts and petite fours and alchocolcocococos.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick got himself a gin and tonic. The lady (ie: me) was having a screwdriver. But then I was like, "Yeah, this is ok, but give me that damn gin and tonic, buster." sO then we switchend.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to watch All of ME now with Steve Martin with Nick.
Or you can pretend it stars Nick and I'm watching it with Steve Martin.
What
evs.
Love,
me

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanted a cosmopolitan at this swanky bar called the Gin Palace last weekend, but then they told me it was $15 and I thought "fuck that" and stuck to gin.

Once, a friend of mine asked for a G&T in a bar and the barwench looked at him blankly and said "how do you mane one of those?"

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 December 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Er make, not mane

I cant type :(

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 December 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanted to get drunk last night, and I just physically couldn't! I had, like, one pint of beer and I just decided that it tasted wrong! Ah well, probably just as well.

Sarah, I hope yer ruin, I mean, HANGOVER isn't so bad this morning!

(OK, poor girl, I shouldn't shout at her when she's hungover.)

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Thursday, 18 December 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not really hungover, but I'm sleepy and floppy as hell. And when my boss called in with a huge list of To Dos, I felt like he was shouting at me, even though it was his regular speaking voice. I felt like shoving away the phone and saying, "Leeeave me allooooneee."

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha I thought this was going to be an old thread by Josh!

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

I'm at a wedding. I need an idea of a strong drink I can chug at the bar and then bring a lighter drink back to the table (where my judgmental family is sitting).

― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 July 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

scotch & soda. can't "chug." can drink reasonably fast (you'll pay for it later, tho).

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 31 July 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

I like the way you think

― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 July 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

I think I just posted one of the phrases from "phrases I hate" thread(?)

I know I read some of that today and unfortunately it only makes the phrases stick (my bad)

― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 July 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

This has been a beautiful wedding. I'm gonna steal some of their ideas for when I eventually get married. For instance, they had a special presentatiom video just now that was some artsy piece of just clips of the bride and groom today getting ready and getting married.

I want me and my future wife's special song to be Aztec Camera - Somewhere in my Heart (we can have more than one special song though)

I've been drinking scotch or rum and coke all night. Hopefully my folks haven't noticed how drunk I am...

― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 July 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

I'm a koala bear

― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 July 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

bet you can't drink 3 more drinks in 10 minutes

― iatee, Saturday, 31 July 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

whatever dude, if there's ever an opportunity to get trashed in front of your folks, it's a wedding. My parents are super uptight about drinking, too, but even they will look the other way at a wedding. It's a cheat code event

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Saturday, 31 July 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

When I get married I hope to start my dinnertime speech with "now let ME tell YOU ALL what is GOING ON HERE.............GOT IT"

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Saturday, 31 July 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

BET YOU CAN'T DRINK A GALLON OF MILK IN AN HOUR.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 31 July 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

double dog dare ya

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

It's over, I'm back in the van. We are gonna drive back to the hotel. I had enough drinks but I guess my vacation is technically over. We are going to drive from Michigan back to Georgia over the next two days. Someone at the wedding is encouraging me to be a stand up comedian...hopefully I can be a contestant on Last Comic Standing next year. I'll let you all know if I become famous

― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

Up down up down lwFþ eght a b av weddung sifll ollty hell yahhh

― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

liveblog the entire drive in excruciating detail

― markers, Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

otm

― iatee, Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

Remember the giant statue of jesus coming out of the foutain... If you paid attention to jesus politics you would know that this landmark got hit by lightning last year. It is prettyu cool to see this landmark in ruins

― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

One of the things my parents insisted on for our wedding was that there be no alcohol served. (They were worried about some of my relatives.) I didn't care one way or the other. Still, I really wish I'd grown up in a home with a more normal attitude toward drinking, if only so I could be a little less nervous when booze is consumed or even mentioned around me.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

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