For example, the shitty brisket meat impostoring as "Philly Cheesesteak" at Chili's is so sinewy and unchewable you give up after 30 seconds of punishing chewing, and you have to sneak the unswallowed wad of meat out of your mouth lightning-fast with your fingers so your date wont see.
Or you're with a group of friends, and you're all in town, late for something really exciting, no time to spare, walking, oh no, your shoelace, you pause, they keep going, you're all like, "yo!", but it's far too loud out, you stupidly begin trying to catch up WHILE tying your shoelace, hunched and gimplike, and they just keep getting FARTHER AWAY!!!
You fart but shit your pants.
The cold is making you stutter, but your friends, they dressed properly, so they're not stuttering.
― Darren D'Death (DarrenK), Thursday, 18 December 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)
dude -- you okay?
did you just wake up from a bad dream or something?
never eat at chili's, rule #1.
― yetimike (McGonigal), Thursday, 18 December 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)
I want examples of major or minor panic situations that happen through no real fault of your own but you have to deal with anyway. Like imagine the fart accident happening DURING the shoelace thing. That's a problem right there.
― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Thursday, 18 December 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)
there was one time when i was 8 i.e. too old to wet my pants, and i made a tactical mistake in not going to the loo after going out to eat with my mum and her friends, before discovering that we were going on a HALF AN HOUR BUS RIDE.
And I actually managed to hold on until we got off the bus and walked all the way to my mum's friend's place and got in the elevator before the seal broke and wee'ed all over my jeans trying to not be noticed by anybody. Nobody noticed, but I ended up wearing a pair of jeans soaked in piss for the rest of the day.
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)
Ohhhh sorry I'm a newb so I don't always get the shorthand thing. I only panic when it's my fault or what I imagine to be my fault, so I can't really relate.
― yetimike (McGonigal), Thursday, 18 December 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)