Why don't British people get kissed?

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Because they don't brush their tongues.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 19 December 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

*puckers up*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 December 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Because they are too 'ironic' and superior.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 19 December 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

He'll confuse you with his eye-rony!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 19 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Their english is way too good for me to ever consider kissing them.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 19 December 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

BECUASE TEHY ARE TWO UGLY!!!!! HAHAHAAHAAH HEHEHE!!!!111

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 19 December 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Because they want eat than kiss -- their mouth is for chips.

― Ayako (Momus), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

cos their breath tastes like warm beer and cigarettes

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

you make that sound like a bad thing

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing sexier.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 19 December 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I once started writing a Noel Coward-type song called "The British Are the Best Kissers in the World"-- the only verse I remember was

They say Italian kissers are quite sauc-y
And a Swiss kiss is almost worth its cost-y
But if you want a kisser that's less flight-y
Head for one that's straight from dear old Blight-y

― antexit (antexit), Friday, 19 December 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PLtASVx20A

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 14 December 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

9.5/10

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 December 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

cuz we get all your pop cult but you don't get hardly any of ours.

i'm a EUROPEAN anyway.

social democracy, innit.

― pc user, Friday, 14 December 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

theincrediblemale

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 December 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

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