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don't put a wendy's burger in the microwave with the wrapper still on lest you set said wrapper on fire and sparks start shooting out of the microwave.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Once a friend of mine made some black powder at home but he got it wet so he put it in the microwave to dry it off.

TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(now hes in the army don't you feel safe haha)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Crack is easy to make in the microwave.

Aaron A., Friday, 19 December 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're toasting buns for a sandwich in the broiler of your oven, and you have one left over, don't leave it in the broiler and forget about it and then use the oven the next day and you're wondering why it smells like something's burning, and you figure, "Oh, that's just something that dripped on the bottom of the oven" but it keeps getting smokier and you go in the kitchen and it's hard to see in there, and you open the oven and see flames coming from the broiler, and you open the broiler and that bun you forgot about is charred black with flames coming out of it.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

If you see something laying around the house that you would like to forget, throw it in the fridge.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Then wonder why everything you put in the fridge ends up tasting funny.

NA (Nick A.), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

1/ regularly change / clean the filters in your vacuum cleaner, esp if it is a bagless model.

2/ sweep up xmas tree pine needles into dustpan rather than vacuuming them up, b/c the block the hose.

(NB avg cost of replacement motor in vacuum cleaner = 55-75 pounds)

you're welcome.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't daisy chain together 4 surge protectors holding together two computers and an entire entertainment system and a bunch of stuff in your bedroom too and then plug in what you have dubbed the "master surge protector" into an outlet from the early 1900s. Unless you enjoy scraping melted surge protector plastic off walls and carpet. Then go ahead and do that.

Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm... This describes basically every outlet in our current apartment. But it will be ok for a few more days, right?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I'm pretty sure.

Allyzay, Friday, 19 December 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

if you've got a dog that likes to knock over your garbage can, and the only place you can keep where the dog can't get at it is on the hob, don't make tea while it's up there. And after you do the first time and it explodes in a firey mess, don't do it AGAIN.
Not that I've done this. I've just come home to a flat where it smells of acrid smoke and melting plastic.

Catty (Catty), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Viz top tips to thread!

my fave: bread knives can also be used to cut cheese.

neil simpson (neil simpson), Friday, 19 December 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

If you see something laying around the house that you would like to forget, throw it in the fridge.

Then wonder why everything you put in the fridge ends up tasting funny.

omg this is so otm. if you've ever wondered why your chicken tastes like rotting orange peels...

joday (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

if you're making popcorn in corningware, and it starts to pop over the top of the corningware and kernels start to go on fire, don't put said corningware on plastic place mats in an attempt to clear the way for you to extinguish the flames.

maura (maura), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

if you put a cup that has a little bit of coffee left in it that you have also been filling with pistachio shells, please make sure you remember to clean the hardened coffee-shells mixture out of the cup before the dishwasher disolves the coffee and releases the shells into the mechanisms.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

put a pinch of sage in your boots and all day long a minty scent will be your reward

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

bring a peach pit along with you to p.o.w. camp and sucking on it will help relieve your hunger pains.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

do not dress up as a human pinata.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

When I read that I was disappointed to find out that he had died from the rope around his neck instead of being beaten to death by unwitting children with bats. I am an awful person and I am going to hell.

TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i felt the same way.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

use a beach umbrella to cover the thousands of dollars worth of gear and bootlegs in your leak prone apt

kephm, Friday, 19 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

In drought-stricken California, put two water-displacing bricks in your toilet tank so that you have to flush four times to get the poop down the pipe.

andy, Friday, 19 December 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

If the toast won't come out of the toaster, don't try to pry it out with a knife or fork.

Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 20 December 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

if you are cat-sitting for someone be sure to close any accessible windows for at least the first week.

donna (donna), Saturday, 20 December 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

most important: leave a 6-pack of beer ( or a case if you are flush )out for the garbos at christmas.
your rubbish will never be 'forgotten' or strewn across the road.

donna (donna), Saturday, 20 December 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy fuck -- donna, your second tip is a great one!! I never thought of that before, but I will absolutely do it in the future.

Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 20 December 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 20 December 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

nineteen years pass...

I just washed a real sheepskin in the washing machine (front-loader).. cold water, some soap and a little white vinegar.. and it came out lovely, fluffy and white, with the leather still supple
(The neighbor's cat had been sleeping on it and he's like the Pigpen of the feline world, always rolling around in dirt)

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 23:20 (two years ago)

Also, when a kitchen sponge gets demoted from clean jobs (i.e. dish washing) to filthy jobs (spills, counters), I take some scissors and cut a corner off to remind myself

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 23:25 (two years ago)

this is probably more of a question for chatgpt, but are top loader washing machines still a thing? I worked on public housing for years - can't remember seeing one of them. Just curious if they are good things to own or are just about lack of space issues.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 23:38 (two years ago)

My apartment has a communal laundry room with two washers, two dryers... and they took away the top loaders right before the pandemic I think? Not all that long ago.
The newish front loaders have a warning not to overload, but I thought that was the whole point of front loaders.. that you can pack 'em full

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 23:43 (two years ago)

not if you want your wash to wash tbh

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 23:44 (two years ago)

I have another one: when I was in Sweden last month, I did laundry whilst taking a shower in my hotel room, using body wash to clean socks, underwear and t-shirts - wringing them out, and then hanging them up to dry all day and night

They came out pretty well, and smelled like a spring meadow

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 23:47 (two years ago)

stop folding and putting away laundry. a pile on the floor is fine. don't bother reposting memes about it on the internet either, no one cares. never look back.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 23:49 (two years ago)

Nobody has ever complained to me about bad aromas after ramming the front loader beyond capacity and pressing the time saver button for every wash for the last decade. I like to stink outside the the tub.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 23:59 (two years ago)

only thing I appreciate about heatwaves is doing 3-4 loads of laundry, hanging them out and they are dry + good to go by teatime

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 27 July 2023 00:02 (two years ago)

stop folding and putting away laundry. a pile on the floor is fine

I haven't tried this, but a week or so ago I left all the clean laundry in the basket for over a week, digging around for boxers and a somewhat matching pair of socks as needed

But then I really needed the basket for dirty laundry, so I folded and put the remaining clean stuff away

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 27 July 2023 00:02 (two years ago)

two years pass...

okay sometimes pre-sliced cheese comes with these little squares of paper separating the slices. Rather than toss them out, I save them to wipe butter off the knife before washing it, then toss them in the compost bin. Trying to keep fats/oils from going down the drain and clogging it, or contributing to some massive fatberg downstream

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 January 2026 20:11 (four months ago)


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