What's your favorite cuss / swear word?

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For effect, I still prefer CUNT because it's a sure thing.

for pure ingenuity, I've only heard it once (not even sure what it means), but COCKSLOB has had me in stitches for years

I've also been known to excailm "Balls!" when something spills, breaks or fails. A hand-me-down from my dad.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck. it's a classic!

― yetimike (McGonigal), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

sonofabitch!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 21 December 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

My girlfriend often says "Ball!" in disgust, annoyance, or indignation. It makes me chuckle.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 21 December 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The phrase which pulled maximum coinage for the swear box at my old workplace was 'Bob Hawke'.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Sunday, 21 December 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm known to throw a few good "Cocksuckers" or "Cunts"

― JaXoN (JasonD), Sunday, 21 December 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

motherfucker

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 21 December 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

pigfuck

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 21 December 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

cuntsack

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 21 December 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Assmaster

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 21 December 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I approve of cunt.

Though, re: balls-- I've always heard this used positively. i.e. "This record is fucking balls--who is it, again?" Probably comes from the phrase "That was a ballsy move."

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 21 December 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Me ex used to say "Cock Suckage!" which I found delightful, so now I say it.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I also call people/things "gay" and "faggy" all the time. Only rarely referring to sexual orientation. Is it a common phenomenon outside of New England? Most everyone here knows not to take offense at things being called gay; it's just another way of saying "fucking stupid" to us.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck,
Fucktard,
Wackjob Asspony,
Cunt, and
Pigfucker

I use them all frequently.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I use the term "gay-ass", not for things that are stupid, but for something that's obviously gay. I mean, how else are you going to describe it?

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, what exactly is the definition of pigfucker? is it literal? why is Pussy Galore's music often referred to as 'pigfuck'?

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always taken "pigfucker" to mean someone who is super gross/sleazy/filthy/sluttish. And so, pigfuck music would be sleazy/gross music. Makes sense, no?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

When I say it, I mean someone likely to fuck a pig.

Poor pig.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

fuckface

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh fuckface is good, and bitch is also a classic.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't get any better than "cum-guzzling gutterslut," though. It just doesn't.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Amen.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

cum dumpster!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

cuntlips

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Just when I think it can't get any better...

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I stand by my original contention.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

a pigfuck is what happens when you sign a shitty contract because your agent told you to "trust" him.

Pigfuck (noun) a situation where someone peed on your leg and told you it was raining, see also "being covered with mud after the fact"

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I've taken to calling people 'fucktwad' the past few days.
Also: cuntbag, ape whore or ape-whore (one has paid sex with apes but is human, one has paid sex with humans, but is an ape), shiteating donkeyfucker

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 21 December 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Cuntox.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 21 December 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Felch! (as an exclamation. "Oh, *felch*")
Cuntybollocks.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 21 December 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Nob'ead.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 21 December 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You..... DOUCHEBAG!

― nathalie (nathalie), Sunday, 21 December 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Jobby.

― Tag (Tag), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"oi vitt!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

most gobsmacking swearing i've witnessed was graffiti just outside Glasgow Central station in giant letters...."FUCK THATCHER WITH AN AIDS COCK"

― zappi (joni), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

that rulz so hard

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is augmenting my vocabulary very nicely.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

jackass

― colette (a2lette), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

another vote for cunt and also arsehole.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

no votes for 'shit'? That's probably my most used cussword. Alternately: 'shitkowski'

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I say fuck way more than shit.

― not luna, Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I use "Rolf" as a swearword more often than is necessary. "What the Rolf was that?"

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I say shit when something bad happens, I use fuck and fucking a lot deliberately in conversation. Arsehole is the one I most direct at others.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 21 December 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

beeyatch

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 21 December 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"bitchnose"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 21 December 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

FASSYHOLE

― peckham rye, Sunday, 21 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

jizz-guzzling polesmoker

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 21 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

'horse cum' (not used to refer to a person, generally)

did asshat come from ilx? i said it the other day and people were surprised, so i realized i didn't pick it up from friends, so it might've been here....

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 21 December 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I like to sneer "cocksucker" in EXACTLY the way Mel Gibson does on that cut from Celebrities at Their Worst. It is very satisfying.

― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 21 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Good times.

― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 21 December 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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